Hey I'm Lauren... So.. Yeah...

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA! FLAVA FLAVE? WOMANIZER EXERCISER,SANATIZER, PIZZA DRIVER, ENERGIZER! i KISSED A VAMPIRE AND I LIKED IT! I KNOW HOW TO MAKE A DRUM GO BOOM WITHOUT HITTING IT!! YOU PUT A BEE INSIDE IT!! DOES EDWARD CULLEN GO TO THE BATHROOM? IF SO, WHAT COMES OUT? BLOOD?? OH WAIT, THAT SOUNDS WRONG... WHY DOES BELLA GET BRUISES. NOT FAIR, I WANT BRUISES!!-AWKWARD SILENCE-... EMMETT!!1 -GOES TO FIND EMMETT- I'LL BITE YOU!! LITERALLY!! LETS GO GET THE WEREWOLVES FIXED!! I KNOW, LETS WRITE "BITE HERE" ON BELLA! BAD IDEA EMMETT!! THAT'S WHAT EDWARD SAID! I ish all done now.

SCARY WEREWOLF EMO VAMPIRE BUNNIES FROM THE VOLTURRI!!

MY LIFE;;
1.I poured glitter on my boyfriend so he would be just like Emmett.
2.I am frequently dazzled by fictional characters.
3.Lamb chops are delicious.
4.I stabbed Emmett Cullen with a pencil and lived to tell the tale!
5.I stay up at night, waiting for Emmett to show up.
6.Ballet studios give me the chills.
7.I have developed a wierd habit of biting people.
8.I am willing to bet against Alice.
9.Silver Jeeps make me scream like a fan girl.
10.When I have kids I'm naming them after the Cullens!
11.I jumped infront of a van just to see if Emmett would save me.
12.I am intoxcicated by a mere book
13.I pray for rain, so Emmett can come out.
14.I am getting a Cullen car to see if it comes with a free vampire.
15.I threw away all my Harry Potter books to make way for my Twilight books!
16.I saw a grizzly bear and screamed,"Emmet! SNACK TIME!"
17.If anyone asks,I'm from Forks.
18.When I hear the name Emmett I freak out and say, "What!? Where!?"
19.Im addicted to something called Twilight!

WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO!
We should love trees for loving us and caring to keep us alive. -hugs tree-

What Twilighter do... -beware HP fans-
Oh, and we stole Harry Potter's fame AND it's actor.
Beat that, wizard-nerds.
You might have brooms, but we have cold, dead and sparkling people.

Harry Potter fan: Harry Potter could kick Edward's -butt-.
Twilighter: Actually, Edward Cullen could flick Harry's head and shatter his skull.
Harry Potter fan: WE HAVE BROOMS!
Twilighter: Ooh. What are you going to do? Hit us with them?
Edward Cullen: SNAPS HARRY POTTER FAN IN HALF LIKE A TOOTH PICK