AU tag for 5x09. When Mordred came down the cliff to help Merlin and Arthur, he might have forgotten a very important piece of equipment. And so the three of them are stuck at the bottom of a cliff with nothing to do. Arthur wasn't sure if he wanted to commit homicide or suicide. However, after Gwaine had arrived, he was definitely eaning towards murder.

"I can't make love to you through this fence." He growled. I nodded my head, and moaned once again. "How adverse are you to climbing said fence Mr. Malfoy?" his smirk widened as an idea came to his mind. "I'd rather you climb the fence Mrs. Malfoy.

Severus Snape has spent most of his life doing other people's bidding. Just when he thinks his life can be his own he is forced to choose between the magical world he loves or a loveless marriage imposed by a law. Will his life ever be his own to live?

The Baudelaires thought Olaf was bad - wait till they meet Nicolette, a student at their new school. Klaus encounters padded handcuffs, ill-fitting bikinis and an obsessive stalker in the pendulous Nicolette; can he keep his sanity? Set after Book 11.