Age: 145 billion

Race: Hobbit

Favorite Foods: Soy Sauce, Pasta, Parmesan, Chocolate

Least Favorite Food: Spicy food (it totally counts)

Favorite Anime: Fairy tail

Favorite Phrase: If you can't dazzle with brilliance, baffle with bullsh*t.

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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going

to kill each other, do it outside I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

Copied from Salllzy because it's awesome.

Female Come Backs
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Woman: It's in the phone book
Man: But I don't know your name
Woman: That's in the phone book too

Man: I know how to please a woman
Woman: Then please leave me alone

Man: I can tell you want me
Woman: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

Girls, repost this as: Female Come Backs
Guys, repost this as: Don't Let This Happen

So using these in real-life if I ever get even the most remote chance~

Fan-Fictions That I Absolutely Recommend (Because They Deserve Capitalization):

Kyoko, by Discoabc (The Mafia is Actually the MAFIA, Katekyo Hitman Reborn Fanfiction)(It's amazing. And totally AU. But it's still freaking amazing. So much so that I couldn't recommend it all in one line... It's totally not bothering me though... heh, heh...)

To Be Lost On The Road Of Life, by AthanatosOra (Naruto Fic that will more than likely turn Obito into your new favorite character)(Obito Time-travel fic)

Clearing Mist, by shadownumera (SI/OC falls into Naruto world, and marvelously does not become a Mary-Sue.)

backslide by black.k.kat (Naruto Fic)(Stormborn, and reverse, by her are also SUPER awesome.)(I would probably put every single one of her fics up here if I could...)

Zombie Cat Science, by Zombie Cat Scientist, (Naruto Fic)(Out of the ordinary for me, as it's more serious and psychological than humorous, but it's a really interesting read that gets you thinking.)

Confessions of a Gold-Digger, by bravewings, (Katekyo Hitman Reborn Fic)(OC falls into KHR World and manages to turn Tsuna into a BAMF, through amazingly hilarious, yet probably scarring for her, moments.)