And this is the part where I come in...

Video Gaming is a major part of my life, and is also one of the biggest influences on some of my writing. I'm a devotee to pretty much anything that entertains, and entertains well

I like to write my fanfiction with stories with ideas that aren't just recycled from other fics. You see, for Codename: Kids Next Door, nearly all the stories are about people falling in love. I hate sticking to a norm, and love to explore different styles of stories.

I'm also a bit of a critic, with my main target being Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh, two of the best or worst franchises, depends on your opinion. I usually bag the shows of the two, as Pokemon has lame repetitive scripts, and Yu-Gi-Oh hardly has any action, mostly talking, but it's still ok.

I'm a massive Simpsons fan, I personally reckon that it's the greatest TV show ever made. Which is half the reason of the name DarthHomer (which people who read my fics or have seen this name on any Videogame website) cause of the fact that Homer Simpson is the greatest animated character ever created.

The other reason is because of Star Wars, you see, Star Wars is my absolute fave film of all time, and Darth Vader is the best villian of all time.

Finally, I'm a absoulte devotee to music. As I'm a practising musican, I love any decade of music, you name it, stuff like the Beatles, Queen, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Nirvana, I love. The only stuff I hate is the hardcore gangsta rap and the heavy metal stuff, can't stand them.

FANFIC STATUS:

Fics currently writing
Pokemon Legends (My first true fic, and my best work to date, currently up to Chapter 12!)

The Greatest Threat (A KND fic that I started, and sadly, haven't got enough reviews for, it's also another good story if you like your stories to be different, currently at Chapter 3)

The Chronicles of Stretch Dude and Clobber Girl (my first Simpsons fanfic, and a idea I've been planning for ages, currently up to Chapter 6).

Fics considering writing
Simpsons
Yu-Gi-Oh
Codename Kids Next Door
Soul Calibur 2
Mortal Kombat

Fics now considered dead
The Lost Pokemon Episode (killed it because I wrote in 15 minutes, and it was my first, and it sucked)

Sibling Rivalrly (A Soul Calibur 2 fanfic I wrote. Cause of one reviewer, whose name I've forgotten, said some really harsh things, I've decided to get rid of it)

FAVE QUOTES
"It would sharpen you up for a bit of the old Ultraviolence.."
-Alexander Delarge, A Clockwork Orange

"Well, well, well! Well if it isn't fat stinking billy goat Billy Boy in poison! How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if ya have any yarble, ya eunuch jelly thou!"
-Alexander Delarge, A Clockwork Orange

"For now it was lovely music that came to my aid, there was a window open with the stereo on and I viddied right at once what to do."
-Alexander Delarge, A Clockwork Orange

"Hold your ground, hold your ground. Sons of Gondor, of Rohan, my brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down, but it is not this day. This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you *stand, Men of the West!*"
-Aragorn, The Lord of the Rings:The Return of the King

"Arise. Arise, Riders of Théoden. Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered. A sword day... a red day... ere the sun rises"
-Theoden, The Lord of the Rings:The Return of the King

"Save Me Jebus!"
-Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

"I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!"
-Homer Simpson, The Simpsons

"Ah. The searing kiss of hot lead; how I missed you. I mean, I think I'm dying."
-Apu, The Simpsons

"Bite My Shiny Metal Ass"
-Bender, Futurama

"What did you expect in a opera, a happy ending?."
-Bugs Bunny, Whats Opera Doc