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Joined 10-27-08, id: 1727071, Profile Updated: 01-19-11
Author has written 3 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

I'm...me. Nothing special, I guess. Just a high school girl. Who's hobby is to annoy people.

I kinda otaku, but not really. Yeah, I contradict myself a lot too.

I watch a lot of anime, mostly shonen. My favorites are Bleach, Fairy Tail, Durarara, Fullmetal Alchemist, Hetalia, Nurarihyon no Mago, Pandora Hearts, and a ton of other ones.

My favorite characters would probably be Hitsugaya Toshiro, Edward Elric, Roy Mustang, Orihara Izaya, Itaku, Kubinashi, Xerxes Break.

As for pairings, I'm basically okay with anything. Except maybe hate shippings.

That's pretty much it, I think.

Okay, now for some Copy&Paste crap:

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you absolutely, positively, LOVE Kingdom Hearts, (either one) or Final Fantasy, (any of them) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Axel LOVES saying 'Got it memorized' just cuz he can, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you copy and paste stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're too lazy to copy and paste this stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy& Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burst into a fit of laughter for no apparent reason (other than some inside joke that no one else in the universe would find funny) copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Add this into your profile if you like fire and burning things.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

A recent study by USA Today has found that three out of four people make up seventy-five percent of the population. If you understand the humor in this statement, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

ATTENTION: IF YOU ARE ON THE TOP OF 4KIDS MOST WANTED DEAD LIST, OR WANT TO BE JUST FOR THE HELL OF IT, JOIN ME IN DESTROYING 4KIDS! SAVE FUTURE GENERATIONS FROM
HAVINE TO WATCH CRAPPILY DUBBED ANIME!

Stop 4Kids!
When 4Kids dub anime, they get crappy voice actors, take out all signs of Japan, change a manga that's meant for teenagers to be okay for kids, take out all the Japanese music, replace great lines with crappy, cliched puns that are only funny for children ("sent to the stars"), and change great Japanese names to stupid American names (to further Americanize it). Copy and paste in your profile if you agree!

There. I'm done.

Now, go read my stories.

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PS: I Hate You by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Regulus writes a rude note to Voldemort...and starts a trend.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 22,940 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Regulus B.
breath normal, nerves normal by with teeth reviews
Pinned to the Beat Mesa, bleeding out, he's surprisingly okay with everything.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Dirk S., Davesprite - Complete
About the concept of by seasnake.756 reviews
Shirosaki has too much free time. So he muses. Jumps from topic to another. Sometimes quite deranged.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,214 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K.
Boredom by TealEyedBeing reviews
Ichigo is bored and his Hollow is seriously questioning his sanity. Warnings/Disclaimer inside.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
all manner of horror by ncfan reviews
-Ryuuken, Yachiru, Ikkaku, Yumichika- "Will someone please claim this child?"
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 358 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Ryuken I., Yachiru K. - Complete
Facebook by Beverii reviews
Squalo spends a few minutes finding out from Lussuria what is facebook. Pure crack, something I came up with before band practice. Rated T for Squalo's mouth and Xanxus' bad statuses.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/13/2010 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Squalo S., Xanxus - Complete
Detentions by Sapphire at Dawn reviews
A detention in each class for Sirius and James.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,361 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Sirius B., James P.
Language Barriers by ArAnCaR No. 6 reviews
Even the vastest of armies, the most undefeatable of enemies, nor the most devastating of times can't seperate them. So why should a language barrier do so? Frienship fic. No pairings.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu - Complete
The Art of Cutting Hair by DwDoJo reviews
After attacking the Shinsengumi, Kazama is left to brood over his cut hair. And having two companions discussing about it ahead of him doesn't help any better.
Hakuōki/薄桜鬼 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Kazama C., T. Heisuke - Complete
My Shark Ate It by Nezumi's Cheese reviews
Akito was always a happy student. However, that doesn't mean he gets good grades. At the same time, Agito is bored. It is only natural that he takes over Akito's body. When Agito steps in for Akito, all hell and sharks are unleashed. And lame HW excuses.
Air Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Agito W., Akito W. - Complete
Living For Tomorrow by Besarki reviews
Sequel to LFTM. Months have passed since the twins' return. While most returned to normal, the danger with Hao's minions hasn’t. Hao insists that he go alone, but he may be in too deep. The Asakuras are his only hope, but Hao won’t make it easy for them.
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,385 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Hana A., Hao A.
Chosen Empire by The Digital Gate reviews
020304 crossover Five years after the defeat of BelialVamdemon, the world has been taken over by Chosen and Digimon. Iori Hida, Armadimon and company set out to find the Chosen who disappeared four years before, but how can they, with all the obstacles?
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 182,504 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Iori H./Cody, Shiuchon L./Suzie W. - Complete
All The Little Things by HimawariChild reviews
In a science department related accident Kanda gets turned intoa a 7 year old kid. Wanna guess who gets to take care of him? No it's not ALLEN! Damn you yullen fans... Lovely Lavi gets the responsibility and there's gonna be some mushy moments...
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,196 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/5/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu
Living For The Moment by Besarki reviews
Two years after Hana's birth, Anna leaves her son behind in Funbari. Years later, Hana leaves the inn in search of his real parents, but with his father's soul at risk and his mother fighting for their lives, things are sure to get ugly. YohAnnaHana
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 96,079 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Anna K., Yoh A. - Complete
Demon's Child by HoshisamaValmor reviews
Oneshot, when Hao was still Asaha Douji. The death scene of his mother Asanoha
Shaman King - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Hao A., Asanoha D. - Complete
Light into Darkness by Complete Hollow reviews
Descending into darkness, Ash Ketchum disappears from the Pokemon Circuit for 4 years. His plans for world domination is at hand and nothing will stop him. Pearlshipping. Complete!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 137,145 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, Dawn/Hikari - Complete
The Art of Losing by GRINtelligencer reviews
The thoughts of Kanon as he arrives and Japan and meets Eyes in the airport. How do you kill your childhood friend? Spoilers for volume 6.
Spiral - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Kanone H., Eyes R. - Complete
Stuck In The Middle With You by Schnickledooger reviews
Seishirou and Subaru are trapped in an elevator together. Kamui is freaking out. Fuuma is enjoying the whole situation immensely. Beware the madness…
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,611 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Subaru, Kamui - Complete
The Truth about Climate Change by MatsuMama reviews
The REAL cause behind Global Warming is revealed! AND the reason why Yamamoto never gets a day off...Just, crack. Ukitake, Shunsui, Hitsugaya and Yama-jii. Written for nothing more than a silly little chuckle; no political agenda meant or implied. XD
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/11/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, J. Ukitake - Complete
Not Exactly Genesis by Azalee reviews
mangaverse, HizumixAyumu - They're Adam and Eve, kind of. Procreation is out of the question for obvious biological reasons, but it seems it isn't going to make Hizumi keep his hands to himself. Ayumu can't help but feel just a little bit anxious.
Spiral - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Ayumu N., Hizumi M. - Complete
Here We Are Now by Azalee reviews
-With the lights out it's less dangerous- Kousuke tries to figure out just what's going on with Rutherford and Kanone, which is, quite a mess. Thing is, Kousuke isn't great at caring, but he does his best. And anyway, Kanone freaks him out.
Spiral - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,523 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Kousuke A., Eyes R. - Complete
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Ed vs Milk reviews
We all know that Ed hates milk. So does the FMA cast. So, one day, some of them decide to team up to try and get Ed to like milk.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Edward E.
Memories reviews
Written for english class, if you can believe that. Arthur thinks about when Alfred was small. Human names used. Slight US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Pain I Feel Inside reviews
One shot based on Bluebird's Illusion. Kinda EnvyxEd or EnvyxPride!Ed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Envy, Edward E. - Complete