He lost friends and made new ones defending his adopted-homeland. Now he must save humanity. One war has ended and another begins. And what is NERV hiding? COD-MW X-over. AU. Formerly titled: The Call of Duty.

Naruto takes his Shadow Clone Jutsu to the logical extreme. Full Usage of Kage Bunshin's potential. Eventual Strong!Naruto. Rated M to be safe.

Despite the fact that the job was practically a sinecure, the Uchiha officers of the Konoha Military Police Force didn't just hang around drinking coffee and snacking on doughnuts. Even though they didn't particularly care for Konoha's other residents, they had a job to do. And, as a matter of pride, they did it well. Even when it took them to the darkest places...

Instead of being left with his uncle, Shinji gets picked up by his mother's cousin. One Rokuro Okajima, or Rock as he's more commonly known as. A young Shinji grows up seeing Rock and Revy as parental figures, meaning he isn't going to be the push over that Gendo expects once he arrives.

Why was Uchiha Madara not amused, Senju Hashirama happy, and Senju Tobirama confused? Because a 12 year old Naruto learned the Edo Tensei. Crack fic. Lots of OOC, but it has its serious moments.

Whacky hijinks with Jaune and Nora. Feelings will be felt, memories made, and lives saved as they go on a mission to find the meaning of "friendship"

After Itachi dies at the hands of his brother, he thinks he's finally free of his accursed existence. But when he's miraculously revived, he realises his hell is only just beginning. Welcome to the universe of ideals, where murder is only misconduct, death is just a pit stop, and the institution of marriage solves everything. Crackfic.

Naruto is a good ninja and a good person. Aside from his little corpse robbing habit that is.

The story's always more interesting when it's about the villains. Throughout the series, Ridley sorely wishes this were not true. See what the pirates do behind the scenes on Zebes, Tallon IV, Aether, SR388 and the like; it all makes him hate life more.

Computer troubles have managed to plague man since the first inception of the device. The mighty Zero, Man of Miracles, is no exception; but his trusted immortal companion, C.C., may have a solution. Rated T for suggestive content.

The original version of Making Uzumaki.

You know what they say about guys with big Auras...

Glynda and Ozpin meet to discuss the events that happened overnight after one Jaune Arc was mistakenly told he was expelled. (one shot, slightly crack piece)

Imagine how different things would have been if Sasuke was a girl, and Naruto received special training at a young age. Watch as the two most powerful genin become rivals and lovers as they strive for power, glory, and revenge. Dark SasuNaru fic.

Being a single father is hard work. Luckily, there's someone who knows a thing or two about the business.

Post-Rebuild 3.33 - After narrowly avoiding Fourth Impact, Asuka is left to wander back to the last remnants of humanity on foot, dragging an unwilling Shinji and an unwitting Rei along with her. Shinji slowly comes to terms with Kaworu's death, Rei tries to understand what she used to be in her past life, and Asuka does whatever she can to stay alive for just another day.

Crack-Fic with a serious undertone first and foremost. Naruto Uzumaki has a pairing per story in all of fanfiction-net. What if the daughters of those pairings decided to convince the Canon Naruto to marry their Canon mother's counterparts? Not to be taken seriously. 'Gender-bending' implied with the characters. Light-hearted.

They took everything from him. And what remains when everything is gone? Vengeance. And nothing will stop him from getting his revenge. Nothing! A true saga of betrayal starts now!

Uchiha Fugaku and Hyuuga Hiashi watch as several time travelers come back in order to prevent a female Naruto from getting into various relationships.

The war is over. Seeing as the Godaime has once again suffered a crippling injury, it is once again time to pick the next Hokage. Sasuke has put his name in as has Naruto...

Spoiler for end-game. In an infinite set of multiverses, infinite possibilities await. But is change tied to the person, the world, or the hand of cards dealt by fate? A gamble sends Booker DeWitt back at the beginning of it all...but this time around, he knows, the Lutece Twins aren't there and...sometimes, a second chance is all it takes to make things right.

Team Seven is Naruto's destiny, right? Wrong. A great tragedy occurs during their first mission in the Land of Waves, breaking the team apart forever. What's in store for an on-the-run Uzumaki Naruto?

When something completely unpredictable that could end up destroying any number of plans and land two of them into serious trouble happens, three shinobi end up faking one of the most significant events in Konoha's history.

An arranged marriage. Female Hashirama/Madara. AU. Remix fic of the fic, Birdsong.

Orochimaru decides to brand Naruto as well with the cursed seal. However, Kyuubi does not appreciate people interfering and uses its power to adapt the cursed seal so as to eliminate the snake's interference. In the end, Orochimaru's new decision ends up giving Naruto the means to become a legend. The best part is that he won't be doing things alone. Not Yaoi!

Seconds after Lelouch's murder, the world descends into chaos unlike the peace he had hoped for. After all, brilliant schemes like the Zero Requiem do have a tendency to go awry... Suzaku, Kallen, Nunally, C.C and Lelouch POV. This story is now obsolete but still up for your enjoyment because the author has chose to re-write it.

Just because there isn't one now doesn't mean there won't be one in the future.

After his "death", Lelouch wakes up, back in the past. He has been given a second chance to correct his past mistakes, but changing the world for the better will be no easy task. After all, fate listens to no man.

Naruto Meets Zabuza when he is three. Since it's his birthday, it's only natural that there are drunks and angry mobs about.

Even the most awesome things have their mundane utilities. A collection of drabbles about jutsu and the people who use them. Crack. Gen.

Otherwise known as Team Slacker.

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

Uzumaki Naruto has become a detective! Set in a modern Konoha City, Naruto and his partner Hinata work together to solve crimes and catch criminals. However, dark forces are conspiring to ensure the truth remains hidden. Can the detective duo solve the crimes before it's too late?

No one could understand why Naruto kept chasing after Sasuke, but then…they never asked.

The much-feared youkai of darkness wants food. So she hunts.

It wasn't the first time he had tried to form an alliance between their clans, and unless this try succeeded it wouldn't be the last time, either. A brief look into the correspondence between two of the most powerful shinobi in the history of the world.

Big Mek Tankkrusha is the most powerful and influential Big Mek in WAAAGH! Groznob, so it's only natural he gets the most challenging and insane projects right?

A Change of Mind and a certain Blonde ninja lead to a change in the events of not only the Chunnin Exam finals, but also in the future of Konoha and it's Future Hokage. Narutox?, NOT YAOI! ADOPTED BY SaiyanWarrior200!

Sasuke and Naruto ponder life's mysteries. In the midst of a battlefield. Whilst high on weed.

When banishment is the only true choice, a new team leaves with Naruto to find safe haven. Who would suspect that a failed mission could have such a repercussion on one lowly genin? Rated M for safety. Naruto/Hinata/Kin. And a chaperone, of course.

AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.

During the Chunin Exam, in the Forest of Death, Orochimaru gives Sasuke the Cursed Seal. So far, so bad and a familiar story. But when Sasuke wakes, why does he hear a voice that tries to undermine the Sannin's influence? And just *knows* many secrets?

Haku has been with Zabuza since she was about seven. Now, at sixteen, she is more to him then just a companion or a tool, though he would NEVER admit his true feelings for the teen. Full of romance, action, a bit of angst, and friendship. M for safety.

You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...

She finds Naruto and decides to keep him.

In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.

Bordeaux comes to discover that Haseo knows her heart just a little better than she does.

Sasuke had always been a rather confused individual, the Cursed Seal helps him figure it out. Crack. AU. One-Shot.

Shinji has been given an opportunity, a chance to periodically jump back in time and prevent Third Impact. However, strange forces are bent on insuring the apocalypse. Who is to say they are wrong...? SxR

Eating weird things before bed gives Naruto a strange dream, a dream of the pirate life.