Top Ten Anime Characters That Jade and Teresa Wish They Could Meet!
1) Dilandau (Escaflowne)
2) Doumyouji (Hana Yori Dango)
3) Faye (Cowboy Bebop)
4) Yaten (Sailor Moon)
5) Kouga (Inuyasha)
6) Miroku (Inuyasha)
7) Kagura (Inuyasha)
8) Vash (Trigun)
9) Tokaki (Fushigi Yuugi)
10) Kyou (Fruits Basket)

Enjoy our stories. We do.

Teresa: Wait...no, hold the phone! You can't enjoy our stories. Look, they aren't there! There's nothing! Where'd it go?
Jade: *lounging in a lawnchair and drinking microbrew root beer* Oh...yeah, um, someone told ff.net that our story was too explicit, so they took it down.
Teresa: But...I upped the rating to R just because it wasn't PG-13 anymore. Didn't I? Did I imagine that?
Jade: No, but you know, ff.net. They're a bunch of censorship whores. I hope whores is one of the words that is too naughty to be in our profiles. I want to see if they'll take THIS down, too.
Teresa: Well, but if it's down, shouldn't you be...doing something? We need to fix it!
Jade: Can't do that, nothing I can do. Remember, you're the only one that has the full hard copy of it, unless there's a fan out there that for SOME reason decided they needed a full copy for themselves, and they want to send it to us. I kind of doubt that, and since YOUR copy is currently in a basement 3000 miles away from you, it's vacation time. Thanks snitch! Now I don't have to update!
Teresa: Oh...well, I guess that's right. Well, I'll just commence with the...wait, weren't we going to start another story? We can just work on THAT!
Jade: I hate my life, slave driving ho.