Some Interesting Quotes:

- A clean desk is a sign of the truly lazy; someone who never wants to hunt for anything.

- A committee is the only known form of life with a hundred bellies and no brain.

- A lot of good arguments are spoiled by some fool who knows what he's talking about.

- Abstract art: A product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.

- All the really good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow.

- Artists can color the sky red because they know it's blue. Those of us who aren't artists must color things the way they really are or people might think we're stupid.

- Committee--a group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done.

- Don't be a numbnut.
- our Drumline Instructer

- Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

- Give a man a fish and he has food for a day; teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.

- Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.

- Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance.

- I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

- I am not young enough to know everything.

- I feel much better now that I've given up all hope.

- I see your golf is improving. You are missing the ball much closer than you used to.

- I think I've lost my mind... something that small is easy to misplace.

- Never do anything yourself that others can do for you.

- Start your day off with a smile, and get it over with.

- Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of us who do.
-Something I say a lot

- We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.

- Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes.

- You should have thought of all this before you were born

I love Draco! ^.^

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If you wanna see more of my fix, they are posted under a different penname: ArdenRiddle. I guarantee those are better. These are just going to be my stupid, spur-of-the-moment fix. My ACTUALLY-THOUGHT-OUT fix are under ArdenRiddle.