heyy my names angie and i LOVE twilight i mean who doesnt?!

anyway i also like to read and write but dont use the computer

much cause im too lazy to get off my butt and walk like 10

steps form my room to the computer...XD lolz ... im

like always open for suggestions on stories including the one im

currently writing called bellas revenge that im too lazy to post yet

but will in the near or far future... lolz but soon im gonna start a series

of poems about twilight in general but ill have an intro for when the peom

takes place...pm me if you wanna give suggestions...or to just talk...

i dont really care which...

oh and ive recently updated my twilight poems...so check it out...

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile

If your friends are considering torturing you to stop you talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

92% of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle, or Hollister decided breathing was uncool. Paste this onto your profile if you are one of the 8% that would be laughing hysterically instead.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever gone around poking random people copy and paste this into your profile

If you're addicted to anime,copy & paste this into your profile.

Your One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

like to read

hates noise

loves to play volleyball,basketball, and soccer

loves to have fun

loves twilight (no duh)

music fanatic

and a lot of other things that are wild, fun, or weird:)

can't stand overprotective people (they have no fun!)

I LUV THESE!

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (stalkers..)

If people shake their heads when they talk to you copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are extremely obsessed with British boys and their accents, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that there is an Edward Cullen for you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol... put this in your pro if you like bagels.

If when you have a child, you would consider naming him Edward or Anthony copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into you profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If when someone calls you weird and you say thank you, copy and pate this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

AACIBD: Addicted To All Cullens Including Bella Disorder

AV: Addicted to Vampires

WIWAVS: Wish Bella Was A Vampire Syndrome

LES: Love Edward Syndrome

WIWAVS: Wish I Was A Vampire Syndrome

Put into your pro if you have them all!

"Apparently 1 in 5 peoplein the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin."

If you think Edward Cullen is hot copy and paste this into your profile.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded