When Mineta Minoru gets expelled from UA for a crime he didn't commit, he runs away to a town called Santa Destroy, where he gets saved by a man named Travis Touchdown from a gang. Life takes a deadly turn when Mineta enters the United Assassins Association, where he has to reach number one by killing other assassins, and boy will the journey suck.(Rewrite in Progress.)

When one looks back on their life and only sees mistakes and missed opportunities... What if they had a chance to do it over again? An older, wiser Mineta finds himself back at the start of his hero's journey with new resolve and old problems to overcome. Will he change his future or is this world even the same as the one he remembers?