
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.
About Me
-:¦:-Ok, so there's this amazing girl called Luisa! Haha that's me! I'm 14 years young. I won't tell you where I live...that's creepy.-:¦:-
-:¦:-Hobbies/Passions/What-ever-you-wanna-call-them of mine are volleyball, horseback riding, working out, writing, reading, photography and shopping!!
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-:¦:-My family and friends mean SO much to me and I absolutely LOVE them to death!!-:¦:-
-:¦:-Well that's all you need to know about me! Adios!-:¦:-
-:¦:-Oh, and P.S. my username used to be vampiress12, but I changed it to TypicalGirl and it's now TroublMaakr (say Trouble Maker).-:¦:-
-:¦:-Oh, haha and P.S.S I won't be updating my stories for awhile becuase my computer is all screwed up so yea. Sorry. But as soon as its fixed I'll get right at work at my stories!-:¦:-
Twilight
If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you went to sleep at around 2 am reading Twilight and/or New Moon and/or Eclipse copy and pastes this onto your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
Messages to the world
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.
19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
1.) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2.) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3.) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4.) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'In'.
5.) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6.) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For Smuggling Diamonds'.
7.) Finish all your sentences with 'In Accordance with the Prophecy'.
8.) Don't use any punctuation.
9.) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10.) Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.) Specify that your drive-through order is 'To go'.
12.) Sing along at the Opera.
13.) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14.) Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15.) Five days In advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16.) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.
17.) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won! I won!'
18.) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling ’Run for your lives! They're loose!'
19.) Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'
Natural Highs
1.) Falling in love.
2.) Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3.) A hot shower.
4.) No lines at the supermarket.
5.) A special glance.
6.) Getting mail.
7.) Taking a drive on a pretty road.
8.) Hearing your favorite song on the radio.
9.) Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
10.) Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
11.) Chocolate milkshake (vanilla or strawberry).
12.) A bubble bath.
13.) Giggling.
14.) A good conversation.
15.) The beach.
16.) Finding a 20 dollar bill in your coat from last winter.
17.) Laughing at yourself.
18.) Looking into their eyes and knowing they Love you.
19.) Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
20.) Running through sprinklers.
21.) Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
22.) Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.
23.) Laughing at an inside joke with FRIENDS.
25.) Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
26.) Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.
27.) Your first kiss (with the one you love).
28.) Making new friends or spending time with old ones.
29.) Playing with a new puppy.
30.) Having someone play with your hair.
31.) Sweet dreams.
32.) Hot chocolate
33.) Road trips with friends.
34.) Swinging on swings
35.) Making eye contact with a cute stranger.
36.) Making chocolate chip cookies.
37.) Having your friends send you homemade cookies.
38.) Holding hands with someone you care about.
39.) Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never change.
40.) Watching the expression on someones face as they open a much desired present from you.
41.) Watching the sunrise.
42.) Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.
43.) Knowing that somebody misses you.
44.) Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.
45.) Knowing you've done the right thing, no matter what other people think.
Lord, keep Your arm around my shoulder and Your hand over my mouth.
WHY DO BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS?
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms .
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later...
16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).
23. The way they say "I miss you".
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...
Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.
What A Good Boyfriend Should Do
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
You know you live in 2009 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.
13. your sad because you fell for it and think you have to put it on ur pro.