A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
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Priorities:

1. Story Of A Man

2.Once Upon a Fairy Tale, Baby Project

3.Baby Project

This means I'm focusing on Story of a Man right now. The other stories probably won't get an update until later, sorry. I'm taking a short break from the Potterverse right now. I'll be back by September, I promise. Numbers two and three are on an unofficial hiatus right now. My updating has been really bad, but I've been uber busy. I'll try and get things up soon. :)

Favorite Pairings:

Criminal Minds:

Hotch/Reid

Morgan/Garcia

Prentiss/Rossi

JJ/Everyone

GLEE!:

Kurt/Dave (or Kurt/Karofsky)

Sam/Finn

Finn/Rachel

Quinn/Rachel

Brittany/Santana

Puck/Artie

Puck/Sam

Star Trek:

Spock/Kirk

Chronicles of Narnia:

Peter/Susan

Lucy/Edmund

Lucy/Tumnas

Harry Potter:

Harry/Ginny

Harry/Draco

Hermione/Draco

Ron/Hermione

Lily/James

Sirius/Remus

Twilight:

Edward/Bella

Edward/Jacob

canons

South Park:

Kyle/Cartman

Stan/Wendy

Wizards of Waverly Place:

Alex/Nate(Nick)

Alex/Justin

Wallflower:

Sunako/Kyohei

Fruits Basket:

Kyo/Tohru

Kyo/Yuki

Tsubasa:

Kurogane/Fai(Yuui)

Kyou Kara Maou:

Yuuri/Wolfram

Works in progress:

Story of a Man

Once Upon a Fairy Tale- Lily's maid outfit:

Finders keepers- alex's outfit chapter 6:

Baby Project

Daydreeam or Nightmare- ON HIATUS

Quotes:

(we were talking about something that i forget, at lunch)

Me- SALAD!

Everyone laughs

Me- you know, I'm not as random as most people think I- RUN FOREST RUN!!

(I have absolutly NO idea where i get this stuff)

Me- (singing at the top of my lungs) I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT SHORT AND STOUT!

Heather- HERE IS MY HANDLE, HERE IS MY SPOUT!

Me and Heather together- WHEN I GET ALL STEAMED UP I WILL SHOUT! TIP ME OVER AND POUR ME OUT!

Gina- SHUT UP ALREADY!

Me and Heather- (squeal!) RUN!

( it's ok, everyone questions our sanity!)

at my friend's house:

Me- Let's go harass your brother

Elise- ok

together-(run to michael's room, and almost run into him as he's coming out) GET HIM!(tackle him and bring him to Elise's room)

Me- YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE NOW! BAHAHAHAHAHA!( i sat on him)

(don't ask!)

(so the other day at lunch this happened. Cam is not part of my friends, i don't like him very much)

we were messing around, and all of a sudden Shahira slammed my thumb on the table.

Me(really loud): NO SHAHIRA! MY THUMB DOES NOT WANNA HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

Cam(at another table): O MY GOD! THAT'S INNAPROPRIATE!

Everyone: laughs really REALLY loud, and high fives me.

Cam: whisper, whisper POINT REALLY OBNOXIOUSLY AT MY TABLE(though i can't be talking i was laughing pretty obnoxiously).

(yeah if you value your sanity you just won't even question us. by the way, some people might not find these quotes funny. that's okay. it's kind of a 'you had to be there' kind of thing. if they are funny, then feel free to laugh your ass off. EVEN IF YOU DON'T GET IT! i do it all the time.)

(ok here's another)

so we were talking about terrorists and assassination and this kid called Mike walked by and heard ALL of this. this is what happened:

Gina: O MY GOD, Alex, stop assinating people!

Me(pouts and points childishly at Shahirah): IT'S NOT MY FAULT! SHAHIRAH'S THE ONE WHO'S ASSINATING ME!(i said this really loud)
(Mike looked at us like 'hold on . . . WHAT!?' and then his face changed really fast to ' NO NO NEVER MIND I REALLY - DON'T WANT TO KNOW!')

(then we laughed REALLY LOUD, and people high fived me again, it was SO funny. and yeah, i get high fived a lot. I'm just that funny . . . and witty . . . and sarcastic . . . and clever:))

DENIAL IS AN UGLY THING

(ok so today at lunch christine through a piece of ham down shahirah's shirt and this is what happened)

Shahirah: I FEEL VIOLATED NOW!

Me: Ok Shahirah, I think you should lie low for a little while.

Elise: Yeah, in the closet.

Me(in a british accent): Yes, go as far into the closet as you can, until you reach Narnia. The fawn at the lamppost will take you to Aslan. (my whole table was listening and cracking up by now) Aslan will direct you to Neverland. Peter Pan will have Tinkerbell fly you to Hogwarts, where Harry Potter will give you his invisibility cloak, his firebolt and some tea and crumpets. He will have Hermione make you a map to your next destination. You will then cover yourself in the cloak and fly to to Forks, WA. Find the Cullens, and Alice will make Edward bite you so you can hide from Christine forever.

Everyone: OH SHUT UP ALEX!

(it was hilarious!)

(this was actually at recess)

we were running around outside and suddenly i ran up and hugged Shahirah.

Me(really loudly and obnoxiously and in an english accent): WOULD YOU LIKE. SOME TEA AND CRUMPETS?

Shahirah: NO!

Me: WOULD YOU LIKE. SOME TEA AND CRUMPETS?

Shahirah: NO!

ME: WOULD YOU LIKE.

Shahirah: FINE!

Me(really loudly and obnoxiously and in an english accent): I'M SORRY WE'RE FRESH OUT OF TEA. AND. CRUMPETS.

i then proceded to run around and hug everyone else i knew and scream the question in their ear until they gave in and said yes, whence i would delclare that i had no tea or crumpets. at the end of recess i went up to the 8th grade dean and asked him if he would like some tea and crumpets.

Me: WOULD YOU LIKE. SOME TEA AND CRUMPETS?

The Dean: Why yes i would quite enjoy some tea and crumpets.

Me: I'M SORRY WE'RE FRESH OUT OF TEA. AND. CRUMPETS.

The Dean: Well how about some coffee and a danish?

Me: What are you on? This is a British pub, I'm a Brit. We don't serve your American junk!

I ran.

(it is questionable as to where and when this happened)

Alex Paulpaul: Hi Elise, how are you today?

Elise: Uh, I'm fine, tha-

Gina: CAAAAAAAAN YOOOOOU FEEEEEEEEEEEEEL . . . THEEEEE LOOOOOOVE TOOOOOOONIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT . . . (Elise then hits her)

(it's a running joke that whenever someone in our group talks to someone of the opposite gender, we sing this song. for example: )

Brady: ALEXANDRA (MY LAST NAME)

Me: GO AWAY!

Brady: I like saying your name.

Me: LEAVE ME ALONE

Brady: Common! Just say hello to me once and I'll leave you alone.

Me: NO! GO AWAY!

Brady: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease!?

Me: OMG, FINE! Hello. There happy!? now GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE!

Brady: ok. :)

(The next day in the hallway)

Brady: HI ALEXANDRA (MY LAST NAME)

Me: OH MY GOD! BRADY GO AWAY I HATE YOU LEAVE ME ALONE!

Lexie(whispering): omg wouldn't they make SUCH a cute couple!?

Gina(the traitor): YEAH! (not whispering) HEY ALEX!

Me: WHAT!?

Gina: CAAAAAAAAN YOOOOOU FEEEEEEEEEEEEEL . . . THEEEEE LOOOOOOVE TOOOOOOONIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT . . .

Me: NO! NO LOVE! GO AWAY! ALL OF YOU!

Brady: What if i don't want to? (smirks infuriatingly)

Me: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Brady(slightly shocked, but smirking none the less): ok, ok fine. yeesh!

(god, brady is SUCH a dick. he never leaves me alone! and i'm the only one i know in our grade who DOESN'T think me and him would make a cute couple. rrrrrrrrrrrrr)

(At the movie theatres)

Gina: Ok, pretend you're upset.

Me: ok. Ugh, what an awful day!

Gina: Feeling pretty crappy?

Me: I guess, why?

(10 minutes later . . .)

Me: Ok, ok. I can do this .

Gina: No. You can't.

Me: can too!

Gina: ok, ok. right now you are-

Me: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(i dont know what it is about that song but it gets me every time! The song in question is "Schadenfreude" from Avenue Q)