Hi! I'm just here writing stories like the rest of ya'.

Likes: Reading, writing, daydreaming, goofing off, doing new things, swimming, chains (to play with, not to wear), kangaroos, blinking strobe lights, rolly pollies, black lights...need I go on?

Dislikes: Garden gnomes, ventriloquist puppets, puppets in general, toenails, the word silly, neck pillows, when people say "look over there" then do something while you're looking 'over there', April Fools Day, hang nails, ants, catsup bottles, metal bottle caps, Cool Aid, snow globes, sweaters, wool, gas station bathrooms, Twinkies...I could gone on forever.