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![]() Author has written 3 stories for Song of the Lioness, Twilight, and Sailor Moon. I'm Charlotte except im way to lazy to write that so i just use Charlie on fanfic Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you Smile i'm a girl! Birthday: 20th April Age: does it really matter? it's who i am, not how old i am! (I AM NOT A MIDDLE AGED PERVE!) things I'm obsessed with: Fruits Basket Twilight Wicca -series The Night World -series Tamara Pierce Books Marked series Chobits all manga i love to read, write, listen to music, and hang out with mates and to make them laugh! fave quotes: "come to the dark side we have cookies" -David and Golith "Look after my heart, I've left it with you." -Edward Cullen "The right thing isnt always real obvious. Sometimes the right thing for one person is the wrong thing for someone else. So...good luck figuring that out." -Charlie Swan "I hear voices in my head and you're worried that you are the freak." -Edward Cullen "When I told you that I didn't want you, it was the very blackest kind of blasphemy." -Edward Cullen "I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!" - unknown "Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies." - charlie and the chocolate factory "Every girl has a right to sue Disney, because Disney made every girl think that she has a Prince Charming!" "Your so fake you make Barbie look real" 'Come on, you're going to Bloomingdales with Julie, it's like cheating on Rachel in her house of worship" Chandler, Friends "Your- your over me? um... when- when were you under me?" Ross, friends "Oh, I know. This must be so hard. Oh no. Two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my fifties, and my diamond shoes are too tight." Chandler, Friends "How you doin'" Joey, Friends "Okay, but taking care of a drunk naked woman sounds like a job for Jo-e-y" Rachal, Friends "No. According to the Book Of Shadows, one of our ancestors was a witch, named Melinda Warren." 'And we have a cousin who's a drunk, an aunt who's a manic, and a father who's invisible." - Pheobe and Piper, Charmed "The brave don't live forever, but the cautious do not live at all." 'I, myself, have noticed my growing resemblance to a daffodil..' - Neal, protector of the small series "And what if I wave my wand and nothing happens?" Harry "Harry Potter can kiss my A-S-S!" - Ried Darwin, the covenant "when the odds are against you, change them" - keladry mindlen "Parents spend the first years of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and then during the rest of our lives they tell us to sit down and shut up." "You laugh at me because I'm different, but I laugh at you because you're the same." "what happened to you? did your balls drop off?" - joker, The Dark Knight "Some people die heros but some heros live long enough to become the villian"- batman, The Dark Knight "luckily i was raised by a woman so this kind of irrational behaviour doesn't throw me"- zack, suite life on deck "please tell me that your explanation is that your a girl cause, i'm strangly attaracted to you right now" - zack, suite life on deck "goodbye, trolley people"- julia andrews, princess diaries 1 "A good friend bails you out of jail. A great friend is sitting there next to you saying 'Man, that was fun!'" - Li jokerman "Now I'm looking up the bible tryna find a loophole, "Mary's ambition, she wants to be a politician "As she drove away she starts to smile, "If today was your last day "This time I'm mistaken "I even fear the ladies, A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left- (Marylin Monroe) And you can quote me on the quote, unquote- (Dane Cook) 15 things to do in walmart..SOO FUNNY!: 1.Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2.Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3.Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 4.Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5.Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7.When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8.Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9.While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10.Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11.In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 12.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13.When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 14.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15.Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!" Do YOU remember the 90s?? Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack When kick ball was a daily activity. When we used to obey our parents You used to listen to the radio all day long just to r ecord your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember those Where's Waldo books. You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum. You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players. Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. One word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power. All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. Carebears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot. When light up sneakers were cool. When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was 0.95 a gallon. When we recorded stuff on VCRs. You had slap bracelets! You Actually played outside until it was dark! Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . . |
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