hey everybody!!

SO TRUE!!

just to start off, i have a group of friends, who mean the world to me and if i didnt have them by my side, i wouldnt know what to do. my four main ones are my sisters Kaylie, and Kelsey, and then Ashley, and Shayla. we all have the summer off, and we practically do everything together.

i love The Cronicals of Narnia, Maximum Ride, and Harry Potter. Unfortnatly i dont own any of them, but it would have been awesome if i did. My favorite actors are William Moseley, Anna Popplewell, Skandar Keynes, Georgie Henley, and Ben Barnes, other wise known as Peter, Susan, Edmund, Lucy, and Prince Caspian.

Home Doesn't Have To Be A Place, It Could Be A Person Or Anything-Max~Finding Home

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

Friendship

None of that sissy crap. Are you tired of those 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of truths to our friendship.

1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard.

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth.

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright

until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something

right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be

stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the

fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those

who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he

will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12

people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

~My Favorite Quotes~

Sad Ones

"Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through"

"The cracks in the cement is a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break."

"Anyone can be called a father, but only some can be a dad"

"Just because im smiling doesnt mean im happy...because it takes one smile to cover up a million tears"

"If the heart is one of the strongest muscles, why is it so easy to break?"

"Forgetting doesn't make it better, it just makes it hurt again when I remember"

Funny Ones

"Friends are like buttcheeks, shit may come between them but they always stick together."

"I like the idea of karma, you can go around and do bad things to people all day assuming they deserve it."

"Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life."

Other Ones

"They say one day your whole life will flash before your eyes, make it worth watching."

"Life is a rollar coaster, and I'm not strapped in."

GUYS- It is much more romantic to kiss us in a park or under the stars than to kiss in your disgusting bedroom or in the movie theaters

GIRLS- Just because a guy kisses you every 10 minutes doesn't mean he's using you ..he's just a little horny ;) there's no problem with that!!

-- It has been proven that when people with the same hair color kiss, it is more romantic than that of a different hair color!!

( I D0NT KNOW WHY )

-- your first kiss isnt always your best kiss

-- If you can tie a knot in a cherry with your tounge, it doesn't mean you are a good kisser .. it just means your tounge muscles are strong

-- ALL girl's are not hoes, and ALL guys are not players.

Everyone gets a little horny sometimes

Be a great kisser with these tips

-- touch his/her face

-- run your fingers through his/her hair

-- kiss softly at first, then apply more pressure

-- hold your kissing partner

One bright morning...
in the middle of the night,
two dead boys went out to fight
there they stood back to back
and faced each other
drew their swords
and shot eachother.
the deaf policeman heard the noise
and came running to kill
the two dead boys.
If u dont believe my tale i swear its true ask the blind lady she saw it too!

SAD STUFF :'(

a little girl holding the hand of her orphanage nanny looks up at the sky and asks "What are those little lights in the sky?"

two figures stand in front of a little girl's grave, crying over their dead daughter.

a sister sheilds her little brother from her father's drunken rage. her brother runs away on the day of her funeral.

a man getting on a buss walks under a black sky, the stars hidden by light pollution. he has only seen stars in movies and pictures.

a little boy holds his mother, trying to keep her warm and dry from the rain dripping into their cardboard box.

a girl stands on the street in front of her house in the snow because she told her parents that she was lesbian

a jewish man hides his face in public from fear of getting harmed

the neighbors hear screaming and crying in the apartment beside them, and had seen the woman with an empty bottle of alcohol walking towards the room, but they just pull their blankets tighter around them.

a girl sleeps on a park bench because she got pregnant and let her parents know

someone kicks mud in the face of a man asking for a spare bit of change. the man couldn't get a job because he was gay

an african american woman stops going to church because they don't accept her race

a mother cries as the police drag her sobbing daughter away. her wife comes outside and hugs her. the police had said she was an unfit mother because she was lesbian

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Sometimes I wish I could just be a little kid again. So when life gets tough you can just play pretend. I wanna go back to when Santa did exist. When your daddy was the only boy you ever kissed. When Disney World was the best place to be. When the only movies you could see were rated G. When your biggest problem was learning to write your name and people didn't change...and your friends were the same. And every time you were sad or you had a bad day. You could just run to mommy and it would all be okay. I wanna go back to no hurt...and no pain...just laughter. When everyone always lives happily ever after.

Try Not To Cry:

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile. (Warning: I thought this was very sad)

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake

I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost

Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions

Friend: Will help me learn to drive

Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance

Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away

Best Friend: Won't let me go away

Friend: Will help me up when I fall down

Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me

Friend: Will bail me out of jail

Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up"

Friend: Will go to a concert with me

Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me

Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"

Friend: Asks me for my number

Best friend: Asks me for her number

Friend: Hides me from the cops

Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place

Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public

Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.

Friends: Fade

Best Friends: Are 4 Ever

"Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over." ~ Anonymous

"When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back." ~ Anonymous

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit and shut up.” ~ Anonymous

"An apple always keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." ~ Anonymous

"Ever stopped to think and forgot to start again?" ~ Anonymous

"My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil." ~ Anonymous

"Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought." ~ Anonymous

"I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motor mouth of hers could have turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer,"~Max

"For God's sake, Nudge, my ears are bleeding!"~Iggy

"Nope," I said. "We're kinda low-tech than that." Like, having Kleenex would be a huge step up for us. ~Max

'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' Gazzy barked.”

'We look identical. She even had identical scars and scratches. She was wearing my clothes. How could you tell us apart?' (Max)
He turned to me and grinned, making my world brighter. 'She offered to cook breakfast.'" (Fang)

"'You were designed to be very smart, Max,' she told me.’We electrically stimulated your synaptic nerve endings while your brain was developing.' (The director)
'And yet I still can't program my DVD player,' I said." (Max)

"When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade"

"I know everything, as I continue to remind you." -Fang

Finding Home, Maximum Ride and Twilight crossover

(Fang's POV)

“Hey, you want to go get something to eat?” She asked me, looking up at me. Her eyes were kind and I smiled. She was so beautiful.

“Sure, I’ll treat you.” I said grinned and took her hand. I brought her upstairs to my room as I looked through my stuff for my old wallet, which I remember had 30 bucks in.

I walked over the books and clothes and things I’d thrown on the ground in my anger and pain.

Max laughed as I shifted through my stuff. “You’re such a slob Fang.”

I turned to give her a glare, “I’m a teenager aren’t I?”

She shrugged, “I suppose.”

I found my wallet and checked my money, “Let’s go,” I said and we walked downstairs and out the door.

I called Iggy’s cell and he picked up right away, “Yep?”

“You want to meet up for dinner or something? Just us,” I said.

“Oh Fang, I always wanted you to ask me out to dinner!” He teased and I could hear the flock burst out laughing.

“You know what I mean,” I said laughing too.

(chapter 25)

“Not enough that I’d as you, Travis,” Jason teased. Travis scowled at his brother. Doc came over and they both stopped teasing each other.

“Boys, Fang, Fang, Travis and Jason,” Doc introduced us lightly.

“I hear you’re quite the daredevil Fang,” Travis said his eyes narrowing slightly.

“Don’t do your psychiatric crap on him, I bet he’s hungry and not in the mood to hear your psycho babble,” Jason said winking at me behind Travis’ back.

“What?” Travis said, “I’m just saying, he’s probably like the kids I work with and you know it,” Travis said following his older brother as they set the table.

“Travis, there is a time in life… when one learns to shut the hell up. You have yet to reach that time,” Jason said waving a fork at him before putting it down.

Alison and Doc laughed at their siblings as they squabbled back and forth.

(chapter 26 of Finding Home)

I groaned, “I don’t care what it is, fix it before I die!” I moaned.

Alice rubbed my shoulder, “It’s going to be okay Fang.” She soothed.

I groaned as the tempo of the throbbing increased and the pain increased with it, “Why is it always me?” I moaned and the flock burst out laughing.

(chapter 31)

I skidded to a stop and put Lilith down. Alison came over and smacked me behind the head, “What did I say?” She asked me.

I sighed, “Don’t pick up Lilith.”

“What did you do?”

“Pick up Lilith.”

“You see something wrong with that?” She asked me giving me a look.

I sighed, “Sure.”

She smacked me behind the head and picked up Lilith, “The right answer was yes.” She said with a smirk.

I sighed and sat on the hood of the van next to Iggy. Max sat on the hood beside me. Alison put Lilith down and Lili ran over to me.

(chapter 32)

Alice laughed and said, “Okay, bye Fang,” and she hung up. I hopped off the counter and turned to leave the kitchen. Some boy walked in right as I hung up. He was tall; he looked more like a man than a boy. He had black hair and black eyes.

“Who were you talking to?” He asked me casually.

I shrugged, “People.”

He nodded slowly, he looked me up and down, “Ah, you’re the vampire boy right?”

I just blinked, “I guess, I prefer to be known as an avian-American though,” I said with a grin.

He raised an eyebrow at me, “What’s that supposed to mean?”

I smirked and unfurled my wings, “There are more secrets in Forks than you would think wolf boy.”

He smiled and held out his hand, “I’m Sam.”

“Fang, or Nick, whichever you like, I’d prefer if people called me Nick in public though.” I said with a smirk as I shook his hand. I pulled my wings in.

(Chapter 35)

Ya, me too, I have to go, the pack is having issues,” I said and cringed, knowing Alice would probably want to know what happened.

“What kind of issues?”

“Oh you know… normal issues.”

“Fang, what issues?”

“Just a little trouble that’s all, I got to go Alice.”

“Fang! Don’t you dare hang up on me! Fang!” I clicked the phone off and looked Max, Iggy, Jim, Casey Alison and Lilith who were only just restraining their laughter.

I breathed out a sigh, “Well she’s pissed.” They burst out laughing and I grinned.

(last chapter of Finding Home)

The drama was over and everything was perfect, and even though I knew it wasn’t actually perfect I could live with that. Even though Iggy’s parents were evil and he was crying and in love with Kari and hurting because she was hurting and I didn’t know how to help Kari. Plus just today Jim and Casey told me that Jim was worried about passing his grades and Casey was worried about him and her parents didn’t approve of Jim because of his rebellious behavior. Even though the school was back and I was afraid to think about what they’d do next. Even though I had exams and finals and the talent show and a world of stress to deal with, Fang and I, with the others at our sides, would get by it. The story would go on and we’d always have this perfect moment to think back on.

I could wait to fix these problem another day. Right now I was content to just stand here in Fang’s arms.

I heard Fang let out a little laugh, “I found it.”

“Found what?” I asked softly.

“You were right,” he said softly, still not telling me what he was talking about.

“Well I know that, I usually am,” I joked, “But what about?”

“You were right; it doesn’t have to be a place. It can be a person or anything….” He muttered he seemed in his own world for a minute. He smiled as he thought.

“What are you talking about?” I asked so softly it was like a whisper. I had no idea what he was going on about.

“I found home.”

“Oh and where is that?” I asked with a small smile.

“Right here, when you’re in my arms, I’m at home. Whenever you and I are in the same room, I’m at home,” He whispered hold me tighter. I smiled as he whispered more sweet things in my ear, just like he used to. We held each other for a long time, him whispering in my ear and kissing my hair, and just loving me.

(one shot)

When it comes down to the final warning, he would be there. Fighting side by side, helping take care of the flock, bringing down Itex. Saving the World.

He would be there. No matter what.