Aloha to FanFiction! I realize that I haven't been on her on a regualr basis, but that's probably gonna change. For those of you that don't know me, my name's Emily. I live in Monroe, NC, probably the most boring place ever. I play the guitar, and I love writing. I've been doing the fanfiction thing for a while, and I defininitley used to be obsessed with it. I love Lily and James, so that's about all I read and write.

If you have any questions, comments, complaints, or otherwise useless information, (or if you're really hot) you can e-mail me at MissScaleyFish@aol.com. Byeeee!

Laughs just for YOU!

~~Reasons why NOT to take Emily (that's me!) into a Walmart:

She will almost certainly knock down everything in the store.
ex.) a: 3 pillows
b: 1 toothbrush
c: an entire display of perfume while chasing after 2 hot guys

2)When looking for hot guys in a wal-mart, she will either:
a: Scare them all away by singing "All i want for christmas is you" with her equally crazy (though less clumsy) best friend.
b: Scare them a way by knocking down an entire display of perfume.

3)She will enevitably beg you to go play with the baby toys, hot wheels, bikes, and/or baby cars.

Reasons TO take emily into a walmart:

1) Chances are she will make you laugh uncontrollably at the aformentioned reasons why not to take Emily into a walmart.

2)Her uncontrollable money spending will help you to feel quite good about yourself.

3) If you need to see what a shade of nail polish looks like before you buy it,she will gladly lend her fingers.

Ah, Sweet Revenge: My newest addition to my wonderful writings. It's a lot longer and much better written, as opposed to my other older stories. A lot of people like this one best, but it takes me forever to update it. (INCOMPLETE)

Jerry Springer: Wizard Style- This is definatley a funny story. All of our favorite Harry Potter characters battle it out on live television. If you just want to read a funny fic, i would totally recomend this one! I really need some ideas for this one too, so give them to me! (INCOMPLETE)

Lily is to Juliet as James is to Romeo- I guess everyone else likes this one because its the only one that I actually get reviews for. Its kinda cute I think.

The Wrong Flowerpot- This one sucks at the beginning, and is pretty good at the end. It's my first and only story to ever be completed, so it might be a little rusty. (COMPLETE)

Now I know that you are just DIEING to go read my storys, and I dont blame you! I would REALLY appreciate some reviews here people! Thanx!
-SillyAndSirius