I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

Feeling out of place in Konoha, Lee begins an exploration department in Konoha, taking her apprentice Obito with her on an expedition to another dimension a long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away. There, she confronts the strange shinobi culture there and their disdain for attachment. side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"

As the unwitting personification of Death, reality exists to Lily through the veil of a backstage curtain, a transient stage show performed by actors who take their roles only too seriously. But as the Girl-Who-Lived, Lily's role to play is the most important of all, and come hell or high water play it she will, regardless of how awful Wizard Lenin seems to think she is at her job.

Tsume Yuki's, 'Ain't Never Had a Friend Like Me' prompt. MoD Hari is sealed inside a genie bottle and tossed into the Veil. Only the interference of Death stops her from being enslaved. When Naruto comes into possession of the bottle and frees Hari from her prison, she gets attached and decides to help him, changing everything we know. A/N: Har/kashi Naru/Sasu. Deal With It!

On October 10th when the Kyuubi no Kitsune ravages Konoha, Namikaze Minato unwittingly makes a bargain with Death. Years earlier, his life is rewritten when the overpowered, bizarre, and possibly alien Eleanor Lily Potter arrives at Konoha's orphanage and quickly becomes his best friend.

Not everyone can be a hero. Sometimes you have to play the villain in order to save everyone. Realistic Antagonist OC. OC SI Self-Insert Antagonistic!OC

Some people may find living in a fantasy world to be a dream come true, but consider this: fuck Skyrim and the war horse it rode in on. Or in which a girl from our world wakes up in hell and every person who calls her Dragonborn is Satan himself. SI-OC.

She would shape the future in her favor because if there was one thing she wouldn't do as Misa Amane, it was die over a man. SI!Misa Amane

A handbook for the (un)fortunate. Results may vary. (SI-OC) Tom Riddle/SI-OC.

A how-to on living in a galaxy ruled by space magic. Results may vary. Drastically. SI!OC. Force Seer!Original Character.

Sending Shepard back in time? Inefficient. Unlikely to produce significant changes to timeline. Sending the Illusive Man back in time? Difficulty level has increased. Jack Harper, The Illusive Man, is back where it all started. New Cerberus, New plan, and the Reapers watching, always watching. Sending a Hero back in time does nothing; Sending back this guy? Priceless. AU.

Better to be the right hand of the devil than in his path. Better still to be the consort of Hades than a part of his collection of souls. Ten years after Voldemort has won the war, Hermione reaches a breaking point and shreds the flow of time to change her future. If she can't change the world, she will change her place in it. - Extremely dark Tomione/Volmione. Warnings inside.

She woke up on Ilos as a series of 1s and 0s. An Artificial Intelligence. Mass Effect is the last place a brand new AI wants to be and this one used to be a person. Who knows this should all be a game. Now on Book Two: Rebirth.

Issei Hyoudou is the Sekiryutei. Not many people knew how powerful he is, or what he's done. And he's perfectly fine with that. He's done with people. All he wants to do is sit back, relax, and watch porn without being bothered by school or homework or devils or fallen angels or annoying conspiracies and why the hell won't they just leave him alone already! Perv OP Issei Harem.

When the true nature of the Veil of Death is finally discovered, Harry and Luna embark on a journey unlike anything they could have possibly imagined. An authorized reimagining of Lightning among the Stars. "f*ck this is good! and fun! I don't want to read the story this is based on because nothing shall distract me from this!" - papiliokaze

Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.

"A new overlady, you say? She's a little short and flat-chested, although her temper is impressively vile. Oh well. Needs must when needs must. Too long have the lands of Halkeginia gone without true Evil. There are fluffy bunnies and happy ponies all over the place, frolicking! It makes me quite sick! No, it doesn't matter if she wants to or not. Because Evil always finds a way."

Time travel. Technically, she could consider this the greatest mission she has ever undertaken, or a brilliant opportunity to finally hit the hot springs. (Or, the one where Haruno Sakura really, really needs a vacation).

Being reborn into a Japanese story was bad enough. Being reborn as the twin sister to a certain notorious mass murderer, was another thing entirely. Told in a series of drabbles. (Warning: Mild incest themes) LightxOC

Her mother once told her that everyone had the four elements in them. Too much fire made you angry. That was her father when he played Pai Sho with General Iroh; quick to rise when he lost. Too much air and you bent easily to force. Like Anna. Too much earth and you never bent to fate. This was Zuko who stalked the earth, drawing his own destiny. Fem!Harry

Alexander Carter was a normal man that lived a normal life. That is until he was hit and killed by a drunk driver. Now dead he is offered a chance by a powerful being to be a part of something much that he thought only existed in fiction. Mass Effect SI story with the MC starting out in DOOM 2016. Rating should be for obvious reasons. Pairings have been decided.

Response to DZ2's 'Harry, the Twice-Blessed Half-blood' challenge. Fem!Harry. Herakles Potter knew she was odd. Exactly how odd turned out to be far odder than she originally thought.

"Hannah is only six years old the first time she meets the strange man with the funny hair. Only, he's not really tall enough to be a man." In which there is magic in dreams. Hannah Potter tried to be good, she really did. In the end it took a Dwarf from middle Earth to teach her that she wasn't doing anything wrong to begin with. [Tags: AU. Fem!Harry. Pre-Pairing: Hana/Nori.]

Steven's only a baby-an exceptionally good baby, but a baby nonetheless. The gems have been readying themselves for the day that Steven moves in permanently with them in their newly constructed home. These are the stories, not in chronological order, of the events leading up to first season of Steven Universe. Can the Crystal Gems survive raising Steven?

The One True Ring, on his perilous odyssey back to Mordor, becomes acquainted with Eleanor Lily Potter and slowly begins to question the meaning of his own existence. side fic to "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

Once, a Gem ran away from Homeworld, adopted Earth as her home, fell in love with a human rockstar, and had a child. That Gem was Blue Diamond. Now twelve years old, Steven is coming into his power… but the more he learns about it and his mother's legacy, the less he may actually want it.

Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics. Harry's not going to let the wonders of magic take away his common sense, and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Meanwhile, money is fun, but magic is funner. AU

A plea to the Albion Magicks for guidance the day before the Triwizard First Task seemed like a good idea in theory. How it resulted in the soaked and shivering form of a near-dead Regulus Black, Holly hadn't a clue. Maybe she was to use him as dragon bait? fem!Harry, Regulus x Harry, Neville x Hermione

An accident bonds Connie to a strange new entity, one who might not have her best interests at heart. With the threat of a mysterious invasion on the horizon, she and the Crystal Gems will have to look for answers and keep the peace as potential disaster arises from within one of their own. (Cover art by MJStudioArts)

A young Arthas becomes a Gamer, experiencing life as a video game. "Being a Gamer is not as fun as it sounds. If anything, it's annoying. Why? Well, let me put it this way. Don't you just hate it when your parents nag you? 'Go study', 'Go to bed', 'Eat your veggies' – well, being a Gamer meant you had like a third parent hovering over you, except this one never left you alone."

This will be a series of misc short stories that serve as part of the account of the overall war between the Grand Legion of the Everchosen and the Defenders of Azeroth. Eventually, I hope to make a second story that will tell the tale of the conflict between two of the most popular Fantasy universes around. Now merged into one story doc to prevent clutter.

AU Orphan twins fic. Stan realizes he's legally a foster home, and ends up taking in two broken kids by the name of Dipper and Mabel. It SHOULD be easy, but the fact that they're twins, a fiercely protective brother and traumatized sister, and can't seem to tear themselves apart makes things difficult. Not to mention the nightmares, lack of trust, and something off about the boy...

In so many stories, a girl from our world falls into Middle-Earth after she dies in some horrible accident. But what if it wasn't a one-time thing? What if you couldn't turn it off? What if every time you died, you woke up in another universe? It sounds cool at first, but eventually it would become a living hell, wouldn't it? Post-BoFA, but includes flashbacks to the quest. Fili/OC

Upon entering the world of Death Note Anna Jones considers her survival and the prices she is willing to pay.

After her brother Hans is institutionalized, Anna makes it her mission to visit him whenever she can. The sooner he comes home, the sooner everything will go back to normal. She wasn't expecting to meet the asylum's resident 'Ice Queen,' who refuses to speak or acknowledge anyone... except Anna. /Cover art by one lorelei-lilyprincess over on Tumblr/

My personal take on the "Momswap" AU: Whole episode have been rewritten, with Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl swapped with Jasper, Lapis Lazuli, and Peridot. Completed with "Giant Woman!"

Steven had a normal life. He lived in an ancient temple with a four-armed giant woman, a stoic future-seer, and a hotheaded warrior, and he had a pink Gemstone where his belly button would be. A walk in the park - that's what he thought. But as of late, he's being proven wrong. With Opal, Sapphire, and Ruby, Steven is determined to protect the planet Earth! Osrasaskblog on tumblr!

Stein never thought he'd be a teacher. Especially not a teacher secretly observing Wizard-kind for Lord Death. Stein goes to Hogwarts! Stein-centric.

Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.

After the defeat of Voldmort didn't turn out quite like he envisioned, Harry stared into the Abyss preparing to prove something to himself, instead he tumbles into an experience he never expected, and he doesn't go alone.

In all of her life, there had been but one objective: protect Prince Steven, no matter the cost. But for Connie of the Maheshwaran tribe, this mission may have some unintended results. Steven Universe AU where Steven is heir to the Gems Kingdom and Connie is a peasant learning to be a knight. Eventual Connie/Steven. Mostly canon-compliant but with a few surprises.

... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.

Being reborn into the Uchiha clan in the same generation as Itachi promises nothing but a short-lived second life. But, hey—if I'm going to die with certainty, I might as well go out with a bang, right? SI Rebirth. Complete; all extras posted.

Harry felt he had lost his chance at family after watching Sirius fly away only for his godfather to show up during the summer. Sirius teaches Harry what he needs to know, helping him become the true Lord Potter. Then the Tri-Wiz comes and the deepest, darkest secret of the Marauders is revealed - Harry was born the daughter of Lily and Sirius. Eventual Fem!HarryxTonks

The Vatican found out about Rin when she was twelve and demanded her to be sealed away. When she's released from the seal by demons seeking to bring her to her homeland, she must choose a side. Fem!Rin, AU

Innocences have their own wants, personalities, souls - Allen doesn't understand what's so strange about this. But then, he's always been able to see them. (Series of oneshots through the manga. Mostly canon-compliant. May eventually turn AU.)

Peridot only wanted to enjoy the company of her online friend. Watching Pearl fluster over her crush, Amethyst teasing her about it, and Garnet observing smugly was fun - yet overwhelming. But when a new girl arrives at her high school, she begins to understand that one person can change someone's life so much.

Naruto is an Idiot with a capital I, and Sasuke feels the needs to help her for his own sanity. Fem Naruto x Sasuke

On a solo mission through an abandoned Homeworld laboratory, Pearl stumbles across a mysterious fusion who knows a dangerous amount about the Crystal Gems. Who is this 'Garnet', and what threat does she pose?

It's difficult for the Crystal Gems to help corrupted and misguided gems. But perhaps the most corrupted gems in need of help are the ones living with them, and what they need more then a prison is a mentor and someone that cares. Family themes.

We are the Crystal Gems. We'll always save the day, and if you think we can't we'll always find a way, that's why the people of this world believe in Lapis Peridot & Jasper and Steven-Right? When Steven accidentally lands himself in a universe where the Crystal Gems are replaced with Homeworld Gems, Steven must somehow get back to his Universe with the help of the 'Crystal Gems'.

Human AU. Rose and Greg Universe want to help people. They take in a group of delinquents in hopes of giving them a better life. Together the motley group raise crops, take care of animals, and try to work past the trauma of their pasts. My first fan fic so any constructive critique is appreciated. No pairings quite yet but likely Lapidot and Jasper/Amethyst. Rated M to be safe.

A psychiatrist is reborn—and promptly diagnoses the Naruto world as clinically insane. [OC-Insert]

Two Gems can fuse into one, but Pearl learns firsthand that a single Gem can also be split into two entities.

Lapis has almost nothing going for her, save for a dream to live in the big city, and both legs. Peridot has the near opposite problem. Together, they try to find equilibrium. But here's the catch: they've got a time limit. [Human AU Lapidot]

(Whispering Wounds AU) Connie is introduced to Steven's family

Yellow Diamond is intent on trying to get a mineral working for her Kindergarten. Her sisters however are intent on something much different and it doesn't look like she'll be getting any work done today. When will Pink and Blue realize that Diamonds don't degrade themselves to something as low as roughhousing? (non slash, ultimate adorable family bonding)

Luna finds herself faced with many minor inconveniences as she tries to finish her schooling at Hogwarts: the frivolous antics of her fellow students, an ongoing war, being trapped in 1943, and the non-stop chaos that she begins to spread in her wake. A time-travel fic.

Hinata has been living behind a mask all her life, trying to be a good person—trying to be like Uzumaki Naruto. Then Neji pushes her too far during the Chūnin exams and everything begins to unravel.

Imagine you only had one person left, one last thing in this empty universe that loved you, almost as much as you loved him. You'd do anything to protect him, you'd make unbelievable sacrifices for him, right? What if that person was hurt, left to the point of death? How far would you go to save him, to make sure it never happened again? What choices would you be willing to make?

One stormy summer night a meteor zooms through the sky, landing in Steven's backyard. And inside it is a confused green dorito who needs a hug. [Stevidot, AU with normal 16 year old human Steven]

Lord Voldemort, by choosing to not use the killing curse on the young Harry Potter, survives and conquers Britain. He also kidnaps Harry Potter, attempting to kill her while expending as little effort as possible, has an illegitimate daughter via his number one cultist, punishes spies, attempts world domination, and gets absolutely nowhere with any of this. fem!Harry.

A collection of oneshots about what happened prior to, inbetween and after the happenings of 'Poison'.

Travelling through England and attempting to adjust to this 'vegetarian diet' that Peter had heard about, Jasper Whitlock comes across a pretty girl abandoned in the woods with far more despair than should be appropriate. And really, as a Southern Gentleman, he can hardly leave her on her lonesome, can he? Female Harry Potter

What if instead of Garnet, Amethyst and Pearl beign the ones to join/survive Rose's rebellion, it was Lapis, Jasper and Peridot? This. This would happen. Maybe. idea from theinsanityofamanatee on tumblr. New episodes every time i finish a chapter

Steven and Bismuth didn't go alone to the Forge. They brought Connie along. Things go differently.

Delinquency runs in the family. Dipper and Mabel's parents are sent to jail, and the twins have no other choice but to remain with the only relatives they have: two estranged Grunkles. One is a professional conman, and the other is a kooky scientist. Dipper and Mabel dislike their new home, and there's only one goal they have in mind: set their parents free.

One for sorrow, Two for mirth, Three for a wedding, And four for death.

Lee briefly battles her civilian English counterpart over the fate of the English shinobi and they come to a certain understanding of each other and how different they truly are. side fic crossover of "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds" and "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

AU. Sequel to Abomination. Steven lives through the worst-case scenario physically unscathed, but everything changes at the same time. His experiences on Earth leave him questioning many different things, some of which no one but himself can answer. However, Homeworld continues to make them the least of his worries, the longer he remains on Earth.

Naruto botches his first attempt to summon and ends up in a land without Ninja. Now a bunch of monks called Jedi think he's up to no good, the only way home may require the Darkside aka the Fox, and home may no longer be there.

Panicking in the middle of the plant zombie battle, Eru Lee accidentally whisks team seven and the nidaime decades into an alternate dimension's future. There they discover a few of the surprising elements to this other world while the other world discovers a few aspects of Eru Lee. Side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"

fem!Harry/fem!Voldemort. Harriet couldn't save Ginny down in the Chamber of Secrets.

His plans to insert himself within the guts of the Ministry of Magic have been highly successful, his apprentices are proving to be both talented and intuitive, and his efforts to consolidate his position within the mundane world are proceeding nicely. But as he knows all to well, all plans disintegrate on contact with reality...and what is English Heritage anyway?

During the battle for Hogwarts, Hermione accepts to do the Unbreakable Vow with Bellatrix to protect the people she loves. But binding herself to the dark witch has more consequences than she could ever have anticipated. Cover art by batlesbo/Chloé C.

A little idea I've been meaning to write based off an AU called historical jasper where Jasper was left behind after the war and has been wandering the earth trying to avoid the crystal gems, and slowly coming to enjoy humanity.

When Loki's Staff spat out a girl with a lightning bolt scar, HYDRA were not expecting things to go downhill so fast. They certainly weren't expecting their new unknown to run off with the Winter Soldier. FemHarry

They called her lazy, apathetic, and amoral. They also said she was, by turns, too smart and too dumb. She liked to think she was funny. None of them were wrong. OC/Self Insert

After so, so long waiting, the Cluster finally has a chance to form- and to discover who they've become.

Lewd widowtracer smut. BDSM-y. Review if you want more chapters, I have some planned. If you see typos/have any criticism let me know. Smutty scenarios are easy but characterization, especially of characters with established canon is tough stuff. Suggestions welcome (and appreciated!) Lena Oxton (tracer) X Amelie Lacroix (Widowmaker)

Metempsychosis: transmigration of the soul, esp. its reincarnation after death. A person dies in one world. In another, Sayu Yagami is born with memories of another life, and is haunted by knowledge of things she shouldn't know. It's just a matter of time before it drives her mad. OC self-insert. Dark.

America and Russia's decade long feuding has finally produced a love child, the terrifying and overpowered Eleanor Lily Potter, otherwise known as the girl-who-lived. spin-off of "Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus"

Redemption AU. a collection of stories of the homeworld gems interacting with Connie and Steven's baby.

Peridot, fed up with her mother's ploy to hook her up with her boss's loser son, hires Jasper to be her fake girlfriend. Which seemed like the perfect plan, in theory. Except Peridot finds herself having trouble keeping it in her pants for her hot new friend. Jaspidot

What if there were no Humans in Mass Effect? What if there were Orks instead? The Council would have a lot less sleep, for one thing.

A new race was discovered and annihilated. A century passed and Citadel space forgot, but Humanity never did.

Team seven, Tobirama, and now Orochimaru make their return to the mysterious land of England and find it even more bizarre and alien than they had previously thought. To the point where they are forced to wonder if Eru Lee wasn't right all along. Side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds" and sequel to "English Vacation"

Rose's gem is smashed during the rebellion, her pieces never fully recovered. Five thousand years later, Yellow Diamond's disciple, a "Steven" reaches Earth after an accident with a malfunctioning warp pad. The gems discover him, his striking resemblance to their lost leader... And how the Home World's experiments take "unnatural" to a entirely new level of horrific. (Sequel up!)

Igor had asked him to die for the world. She would ask him to die for her. Problem was, he didn't really like dying, not for a second time, at least.

The Gems never found Peridot in the Kindergarten, but Steven did. He has only one request: to be friends.

A blind girl seeks to escape her life by logging onto a new role playing game which allows you to create your own avatar. She meets a strange red gem who catches her attention. They are total opposites but when they are trapped in the game they will have to rely on each other to get out. Will they make it out in time before their bodies die in the real world or will time run out?

Completely overwhelmed with guilt and resentment over Garnet and Pearl's feud, Steven runs away from home. One problem: there isn't exactly anywhere to go. But what if, by pure coincidence, he was to meet the person (or gem) he least expected, the enemy? At least, who he used to consider the enemy. Begins after Ep. 63 "Cry for Help." Complete. Cover art by Candy-Vegetto.

"Confused? No, no, no. There's no denying it. I can feel it. Can't you?" Jasper implored. She had to feel it. Just had to. She took her wrist, and laid her fingers across her beating chest. Her heart beat sure and strong. Stronger than before. "We're mated." But still, she shook her head, closing her eyes as if the thought was truly unfathomable.

"It was at this point that Jasper finally looked up. Gone was the malice from her face and the murder in her eyes. Emotions flashed across her face all at once; shock, fright...and then a devastating realization." Nothing will ever be the same for anyone after Jasper is found in Kindergarden and a dark secret is unearthed. But Steven won't let anyone face pain alone. R&R

An Eversor assassin uncovers a Chaos cult, and is hurled into the Warp while uprooting it. By strange contrivance he is sent to Terra. But it is not the Terra he was created on. It is a world of heroes and villains. With no mission or handlers to chain him down, this drug-crazed killing machine must forge his destiny in a world that challenges his very existence.

"No army is big enough to conquer the galaxy. But faith alone can overturn the universe", Missionaries are skilled in oration, manipulation, and subtly changing a culture to bring it into line with the Imperial Cult, replacing the gods of the existing pantheon with Imperial Saints, they are also often skilled warriors not above the use of brute force.

No matter what happens, Steven will always be there for the gems. And the Crystal Gems will always be there for Steven.

It's been six months since our part in the war against the Blue Suns ended on Illium, but just because we think we're out doesn't mean that our enemies feel the same. Between Batarian politics, strange assassins, and reluctant rescue missions.. it would seem that my life is going to become extremely complicated yet again. Which figures, I was just starting to get comfortable.

Thoughts begin to sprout in Stevens mind, all happening to involve his dearly admired mother. So, why not consult his room for comfort?

Hermione hated her bad luck. Was wanting a normal year in school so wrong? Of course it is! She now has to deal not with 1 but 2 Veelas and to make it even better 2 Veela sisters. But they were not the only beings making her run for her money. (OCs, Powerful, possessive, jealous magical creatures, Plot - Hell YES, femslash and a lot more })...) Romance/Drama/Humor/Fantasy/Mystery

A series of cute and filled with the "feels" oneshots between an adorable Steven and the motherly, overprotective, and not to mention slightly crazy Gems.

The war is over, the good guys have won, and Hermione Granger goes to sleep in her lovely flat only to wake up in 1953 in the bed of someone she'd really much rather were dead. "I'm working on the 'kill Lord Voldemort now, work out the temporal paradox issues later' plan," she tells him. He laughs. Tomione. COMPLETE

"I am SMAUG! I kill where I wish and none dare resist! And now, you belong to me!" Smaug stirs beneath Erebor when he hears a heavenly voice and knows he must have such a prize for his own. Trapped in the Dragon's lair, Kathryn, a seer, must survive this deadly creature to escape to freedom. But a vision plagues her, one that connects her to the mighty dragon forever.

What new adventure will Hatty and pals do next?

He took her soul when she was eleven. She'd poured it out and he'd drunk it up and poured a little bit of his own back into her and that little bit grew and grew. What happens to the possessed if the demon isn't wholly killed? ONE SHOT.

Pearl used to tell herself she'd be joyful if Rose returned. However, when Steven's physical form passes on and she is back 700 years into the future, when many things have changed, it feels nothing like she expected. (An account of the first week after Steven dies and Rose is reborn.)

At Connie's persuasion, Steven's decided he wants to start attending public school. The staff at Lakeside Elementary is always happy to take on transfer students, even those who have three strange, loud, and abnormally violent mothers. The PTA will never be the same.

Where were they when Alice's life crumbled before her very eyes? Where were the Guardians when she had lost everything? Where was anyone when she needed someone to save her? She didn't know. But Alice was sure where was the Boogeyman when all this happened. Pitch had been by her side. Always. And Forever. (Pitch is more a fatherly figure and a friend.) Read and Review. Updated! :3

Rose saw the beauty in all people, no matter how odd or insane they may be. AU in which the gems are human with various mental disorders.

"Steven, am I a bad mother?" It's way she asks the question like it's been plauging her mind for months that makes Steven's insides turn. ONESHOT

Two golden eyes glowed from the shadows. Brighter than all of the treasure in the room. Peridot cocked her head, sneering as she readied her spell. "Come out of those shadows, Guardian." Peridot barked, sparking her magick threateningly. Those intense eyes didn't blink-they narrowed. On her.

In a twist of fate, it is Zuko - not Ozai - who inherits Azula's brittle heart. "Mom's gone, Zuzu. So I suppose I'll have to be the one keeping your sorry butt safe from now on."

So, I've woken up with a pounding migraine and a million questions, and no answers are in sight. The best I can do is learn to survive as I try to get ready for the invasion that I know is coming. But like everybody knows, Illium is not a safe planet. When all I've got for friends are a jaded mechanic, a bitter matriarch, and a Batarian exile... even survival can prove to be rough.

Hermione and Draco team up after the war to overthrow the Order and take over wizarding Britain. "I don't even especially mind belonging to you most of the time," he closes his eyes and just breathes for a bit, savoring not being in pain. Finally he adds, "Just… try to take better care of your toys." Dark Dramione. COMPLETE

Some more human AU Lapidot.

After Steven's first fusion lesson, the other three Crystal Gems had a heated conversation. As it turned out, fusing with Steven wasn't going to be as easy as they'd originally thought. Dialogue-heavy.

What if the Crystal Gems couldn't save the day? Begin reading SU Bad Endings to see ways that each episode could have gone wrong!

What if the first time Steven saw Sugilite fuse went different? What if he got injured?

Desperate men shape Hermione Granger into a weapon and send her back in time to offer salvation to Tom Riddle or, failing that, to kill him. But tools that can think are dangerous and sometimes a sacrifice decides she's lost enough. COMPLETE

Who better to teach Divination than the Seer of Light?

Fanfic of kyaru-chan's Harveste series. An unusual introduction after the mother of all temper tantrums leads to Harry gaining an unorthodox upbringing. Keep your appendages to yourself or you might get them bitten off.

"To the Sol Alliance and all of Humanity, greetings. I am Harbinger and I have traveled across the galaxy to meet you." Shepard wasn't the first to reach the Catalyst, eons ago, someone else did and they chose synthesis, embedding the desire in the Reapers. They've searched for organics to merge with ever since and now they've found them. AU, First Contact, Humans / Reapers

Pearl cannot bring herself to forgive the beast that stole Rose's life. If hating Steven is her grief, learning to love him is learning to cope.

Buck Dewey's always wanted a sibling. But best not to get greedy with the universe, you know? A Buck and Steven bonding fic.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Set after Jail Break; please wait to watch that before reading if you want to avoid spoilers! A brutish Homeworld Gem, fresh to loss and aching for a chance at freedom, takes up Steven on an offer at rehabilitation in the hopes to find a way to beat the Crystal Gems; and yet, she still loved fighting Rose as a favorite enemy, and Steven's friendship is a fine thing.

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

Steven, through unspecified circumstances, wanders a forest with the company of the brutal but warm-hearted giant robot; his new friend puts on an act of being mean and scary, but Steven knows Sugilite. He knows all about big things that everyone thinks is scary, and he knows how to get through to them.

Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."

"Welcome to the afterlife Pine Tree. You're dead!" Dipper dies and isn't happy about who's waiting for him on the other side.

Harry Potter could never be the hero. But, she might make a great villain. -COMPLETE- F!Harry Fem!Harry Gray!Harry

A singer without a voice. A sword with a soul. A villain of status wanting what is his. Hordes of Process chasing them down. Secrets and organizations prodding them along. What's the big secret, causing two separate dimensions to hound these two? Why is it in the hands of these unlikely souls? What, exactly, is the Transistor? A Worm(world) Transistor(storyline) short story fusion.

"Sometimes, the young girl creeped upon the edges of the quaint, snowy village and looked at the large, beckoning sea around her. Even though she couldn't waterbend much yet, the sea still called out to her."

My AU retelling of ME1 in a darker, sinister universe. Much darker and more realistic views of the SA and the Citadel Council, a more dangerous, involved Cerberus, and a more conflicted Saren and Benezia. Changes much of the ME1 dynamic to remove plot holes with more focus on politics, military strategy, and space combat. Pairing is FShep/Liara. Rewritten through Chapter 65 so far.

Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.

Alanta is a Druid of Azeroth, one of the Guardians tasked with the protection of her war torn world. When tragedy strikes her small family, her mage sister and fellow guardian Athene, in her grief, accidentally sends her to another world. Stuck without a way back, she devotes herself to aiding the peoples of Middle Earth. (ON HIATUS: TIME UNDETERMINED Sincerest apologies)

Once, there was a lonely little princess who couldn't play with her sister without fear of hurting her. She wishes she could go somewhere where she wouldn't be a burden to anyone. One day, she finds a strange... thing in her bedroom. A doorway to another world. She steps through. And now, princess Elsa's life has changed completely.

Boggarts represent a person's greatest fears. For those who fought Lord English and remade the Universe, Fear is something familiar, like an old friend. But it is deeper, much more then those that could be called their peers. When you've fought the eldritch terrors beyond the Veil and seen your friends die, clowns just don't seem as frightening.

Now he has been officialy declared an adult Inquisitor Carrow can start to implement his plans, turning Ancient Terra in to the God-Emperor fearing world he knows it should be, and what better place to start than with the Wizarding World? Be afraid, be very afraid...

I never pretended to know what I was doing in my last life. Why should I pretend to know anything about this one? Well, the other option is a horrific and bloody death, so...I better start learning how to be a witch. OC Self-Insert/Draco's Younger Sister. [DEAD]

"There must always be a Lich King…" Upon Arthas' demise, the role falls unexpectedly to Jaina Proudmoore. And she's not the only one dismayed by her 'promotion'... AU! Co-starring Kel'Thuzad & Jaina's emo subconscious.

When the Company reaches Rivendell, the person greeting them isn't Lindir.

Amethyst tries to get Steven walking. This has got to be good, right?

Azeroth is a place where heroes never die, or at least not permanently. What happens when the Alliance gets a new hero who actually wants to die? An irreverently light look at suicide.

Your name is Jane Crocker and you think you might be falling head over heels for this man. - Your name is Dirk Strider, and you think that you're unironically falling in love.

Kakashi, Obito and Rin live happily ever after. Or try to. (A story where Obito succeeded.)

The Wizarding World is devastated when Harry Potter disappears from his relatives' house in mysterious circumstances during the summer after his first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Desperate to have their boy-hero back no matter what they really should have heeded the Muggle saying "be careful what you wish for". Crossover HP/WH40K.

After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.

Talia decides to pick sides once and for all and marries Bruce. She was not expecting this to involve eight children, two dogs, and cats. Lots and lots of cats.

They're dead, the Doctor realizes. Please don't read this bad fic.

Hermione/Bellatrix pairing. Bellatrix abducts Hermione and keeps her prisoner, but an ancient magic threatens to change both their lives in ways they never thought were possible.

Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don't forget the jam, darlings.

There are three roads a growing witch or wizard can take. The first two are well-trodden. But this year, the world better get ready, because when the dark moon rises, the third path comes alive.

Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU

TFA: human!AU. Prowl is a young, chilly policeman; Lockdown is a casual scoundrel who, on a regular occasion that didn't involve a broken bike and a rainy night, he might just put behind bars. At least things can't get any worse, right? LockdownxProwl

Coraline's first escape attempt is thwarted at the last minute. The Beldam decides that her "daughter" needs to be taught a lesson in discipline. Rated M for language and corporal punishment.

Let's have a little FUN this year, shall we?

A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren't talking about Uncle Fester?

Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well...

A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?

He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.

TFA. Lockdown offered him selfish solace in exchange for his values. What if Prowl had said yes? A piecemeal look at Prowl and Lockdown's inter-galactic life in all its odd, sweet and dangerous moments. LockdownxProwl. 'What-If' sequel to 'Deadlocked'.

Fear and loathing in Gotham City. This is a chronicle of Harley Quinn's new outlook on life... through the unlikely vessel of Batgirl. As told by Barbara Gordon and Harley. T:Mature themes. F/. :COMPLETE: