Oh hai!

I'm Hyz

I use this account for mostly reviews and that. But since I cant give criticism its really pointless D:

Things I likes;
Pirated Software, Cake, Anime/Manga, Epic Linebreakers, Not listening to whatever people are saying, Chickens, Excercise Balls, Cushions, Other comfy things, THE juice

Things I hates;

Badly cooked roast potatoes, hard mattresses, fat people sitting on me, people who write a fucking chapter about what mary-sue is wearing to the ball, touchpads, substandard juice such as Jaffa Gold, plushies with hard bits on them, too hot, too cold, cold radiaters, juice cartons you cant pop, high school musical, the jonas brothers, chargers/adapters with the fucking box that doesnt fit in the plug, terrorists, fat people stealing my food, work, whining fucktards, people who get pissed about rickrolls, Ill add more laters

BEST QUOTES EVAR;

This is an isolated incident. Counter-productive measures are being taken to prevent future...wait... oh shit...

Unidentifyed fucktard - while being interviewed by me (school mag, those were teh days) about injury on waterslide

THE MOOSE IS LOOSE

- The deerhaunter - TSFP

Where do I download a rickroll?

Unidentifyed fucktard - youtube

I add more soon

Intersting facts about me;

1. I can beat Crash Bandicoot 1 in under an hour

2. I have a glove for playing gh on expert -looks at floor-

3. There are no radiators where I live

4. I

5. I am a pirate

MORE LATER

ByeBye!!11111111111SHIFTONE11111111FIFTEEN

MXX /\/ stwiwgo /\/ If you know me irl you know what these are =