some times the only way to live is to die first

Harry Potter rules, but it cannot escape being parodied! Stuff to whoever can identify the spoof with the water at the end of the chapter. Chapter 7 is up as the first update in a while!

We all know Shmee is Squee’s misguiding bear…but who else has he influenced besides vulnerable little Squee?

First in the series "Death is Never the End". What if Johnny's victims died for a reason? What if one escaped without him there to stop them? COMPLETED!!!!

What happens when Johnny meets someone just like him?

Harry and his friends are witnesing strage things in the sky. And these things aren't quite right right. He may just have to go to another planet to stop them....

A parody of the movie "The Faculty" with Simpsons characters. Finally completed!!!!!

Do not sue me for this. I am funny. Please review.

This is a crossover between the Irken race of Invader Zim and Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. Fun.

The origin of Johnny C. has been a mystery. I've decided 2 share my idea of how Johnny led his life from his early ages, to his present state...

johnny has been perscribed sleeping pills and for some reason they have a funny effect on him? what is it?

Harry Potter and his friends (including OLIVER WOOD :)! ) have to spend a year in America as Muggles, and lucky them, they're staying with Princess Katie and Rexy. Rated for some language. Sounds stupid, but it's not, really, it's just crazy!*CHAP. 8 UP!*

i got this idea after playing dance dance revolution well i think this is a funny story so please R+R

Johnny goes at it with the evil little rodents! Moo moo! Cocoa butter on a hot pancake! Huzzah for burritos!

The Wall Beast is back, but this time it's in Johnny's head, and it's making Nny become something he hates. No sex here. Here be angst... This is my first fanfic, so please don't disembowel me.

In the beginning, there was Johnny, and there was a mural. . .

What if My twin, Aleida, and I went to Hogwarts with Harry and Co? Movie based

Johnny decided to go to another new 24/7 to get a brainfrezzy, everything seems to be going ok until some *** holes mess with him, but he isn't the one who does the killing o.OAnd to answer a review....YES! There is a song called "Johnny!" Its really cool

Invader Zim, Dib, Gaz, Zal, GIR, Pig, Moose, Ms. Bitters and The Tallests are going to all compete on Survivor, in Australia! REALLY FUNNY! NEW CHAPTER!

Rated R for drug related humor and swearing. This is just a funny parody I'm writing, with a few moments of sadness, seriousness but mostly humor. Please read and review!

The owls have gone bonkers...Hermione as well. It's stupid humor, for all who like it!

Beware, this story is weird. But it is also funny. It's weirdly funny. Harry and Ron are in a dumpster in Japan... no plot, really, but I think you'll at least find this stupid poorly-written tale humorous...