KayBressihide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Twilight. I realize I left something to be desired with Employee Benefits. I had thought that I would come back and maybe add something for all of the great and loyal fans who have been begging for more! It's been so long since I wrote that story, and I don't feel like I can add to it. I hope you've all enjoyed it, and can accept it for what it's worth. |
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Persuasion by CarribbeanLady reviews
Isabella Swan is living in 1918 Washington State until she decides to run away to Chicago where she meets the Masen's. Mrs. Masen is afraid her head strong son, Edward, is headed to war so Bella takes it upon herself to get him to stay.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,395 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 10/1/2012 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two Can Tango by Angelznight3000 reviews
Bella has gotten herself into another Alice scheme: Tango lessons. She ends getting an unlikely partner, Edward, her dance instructor. Read as they cross the thin line between student and teacher. R&R All Human, All real Drama
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,684 - Reviews: 1710 - Favs: 1,092 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Edward, Bella
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10062 - Favs: 7,517 - Follows: 6,166 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
What a Horror! by Ereeen reviews
AU/Human. Bella is finally comfortable with her life. Dream job, great friends, one amazing guy friend, everything seems perfect. That is until Edward Cullen decides to reappear. All usual pairings, though R/EM and A/J won't be featured until later chaps
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,563 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 688 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 3,593 - Follows: 1,672 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Unread Messages by xxsparklesnick reviews
Sequel to You Got Love! If Isabella Swan thought last year was crazy, she's about to be surprised. With Alice's baby on the way, a wayward best friend, visiting cousins and a boyfriend who seems determined to get a ring on her finger, what's a girl to do?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,095 - Reviews: 1807 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 1,275 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008
Edward, The Latte Boy by DancefkrDance reviews
All Human. There's a boy who works at Starbucks, who is very inspirational...How will aspiring songwriter, Bella Swan, react when she meets the newest employee of her favorite coffee shop? Can love blossom between these strangers? Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,722 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Can't Stop Loving You by Angelznight3000 reviews
At six, they loved each other, but were split apart. Several years have gone by, each balancing life and its problems, until Bella comes back to Forks. Can they ever pick up where they left off, or have they grown up and apart? All human. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 112,546 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Edward, Bella
Roommate Wanted by deletethisaccountpleasenthanks reviews
Edward needs a roommate for his new apartment. After placing an ad in the local newspaper, and dealing with tons of unimpressive possibilities, Bella calls and asks about the room. There's just one catch.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,616 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Edward, Bella
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8396 - Favs: 6,108 - Follows: 2,268 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
BubbleGum Champion by Heartbroken1 reviews
FINAL CHAPTER IS NOW UP...Edward discovers that Bella has a talent he didn't know about. He should have never told his brothers about it. Let the teasing begin. I changed the rating to M... still only innuendoes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,431 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hope: A sequel to The Love Child by Angelznight3000 reviews
Hope, now twelve years goes to live with her Aunt Bella and Uncle Edward. Family secrets kept under hush hush are now exposed as they discover bonds are never broken. UPDATE: Hope is turning sixteen and finds love. But is history doomed to repeat itself?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,093 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008
You Got Love! by xxsparklesnick reviews
Isabella Swan has been crushing on her best friend's brother, Edward Cullen, for a while and at the same time she can't stand him. Her online friend has been there for her through it all, but what happens when his identity is revealed? All Human, ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,288 - Reviews: 1920 - Favs: 1,897 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5160 - Favs: 3,014 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Legal Implications by Fluffisacoolword reviews
A Twilight comedy series, written with Cloudmoo and inspired by yayme2012's BellaxBanana Challenge. "Sick, twisted, and hilarious!"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 200 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Interruptions by TrulyFrighteninLilMonsterAlice reviews
Rewritten. Bella and Edward are now married. Will they ever get a moment alone? Or will their married life be filled with Interruptions. Rated T just in case. Major BxE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,676 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,707 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
The Love Child by Angelznight3000 reviews
Bella ends up pregnant and now has to decide which desire of hers is higher: To become a vampire or to have a child? Story follows the journey of a family through the revelation of what it means to have a love child.short story. there is a sequel. review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,925 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
The Talk by Heartbroken1 reviews
Jacob has concerns about Bella’s innocence. He takes it upon himself to have a ‘talk’ with her before she gets in over her head with her boyfriend. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008
When I Think About You I Touch Myself by thefoodsnob reviews
Bella is commited to waiting until they are married before Edward fulfills his ends of the bargain,however Edward is making it as hard on her as he possibly can.When Alice, Esme, Rosalie, Renee, Jessica, and Angela intercede, it's a recipe for pure comedy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,058 - Reviews: 940 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 1,099 - Follows: 306 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Busted by ohxmyxria reviews
Takes place shortly after New Moon. It's the week before graduation. Bella and Edward decided their relationship is ready for a new level. But what happens when they are caught in the act? And by who! And what will follow that fateful night?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,674 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 3,173 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 154 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Inappropriate Attire by Ylfcwen reviews
Oneshot. Bella has an unusual gift. How will Edward use it to his own advantage?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 145 - Published: 8/25/2006
Employee Benefits reviews
Bella lives and works with her best friend Alice. What happens when Bella falls for her boss, Edward?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 37,436 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete