Wow, I'm the only member of the Yuffie fan club. AERIS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am Kikinak, Archdruid of the Cetra, and their almighty king! Or not... I don't really care. Oh, have I mentioned that AERIS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AERIS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AERIS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AERIS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AERIS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AERIS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AERIS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AERIS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AERIS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AERIS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AERIS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AERIS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AERIS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AERIS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AERIS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AERIS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AERIS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AERIS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AERIS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AERIS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AERIS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AERIS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AERIS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AERIS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AERIS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AERIS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AERIS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AERIS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AERIS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AERIS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AERIS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AERIS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AERIS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AERIS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AERIS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AERIS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AERIS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AERIS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AERIS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!AERIS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alright, now that I've made my stand on that, I feel obliged to tell the general public to be afraid (MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA) because I'm a scizoid who's been desensitized by Final Fantasy games (and all RPG's in general) and who forges swords. I am a danger to all... or not... I really don't care.
AERIS MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alrighty than... G Gundam rules, so do all FF games (except 8) Xenogears is the best game ever, and if you don't like it (and like RPGs) you haven't played it yet so SHUT UP!! RINOA MUST DIE!!! Actually, you don't have to shut up... I can't hear you anyway so say whatever you want. By the way, I don't take my personal vendettas out on the characters in my Fanfics so don't refuse to read them just because you don't want stuff to happen to Aeris. Whatever hapens, hapens. It's not my choice, it's the disc... I'm high on DISC! Yeah, you read me right... heh... sure. Suuuuuuuuurrrrrre... Square is king of all you puny, pathetic mortals!!! The Cetra will rule again!! vos stulti non est. est necisse tu versas videt. Also, something's been bothering me for quite a while: If you're about to die and your life flashes before your eyes, do you see things that you did while you were too drunk to remember? Oh, and for all you mortal fools out there, Pheonix Down's only work on those who have been knocked out (in battle you're knocked out) not those who are killed. That's why they couldn't revive Aeris with one, though it does throw the entire instant death to the undead thing into question... hmm... I guess the people at Square are just insane... well, as it should be. Oh, one more thing, once, when I was a child, I stole a loaf of bread, than I put it into the freezer until it was very hard and robbed a bank with it... yeah, right... 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Nu... Sleep now...