I have not updated my stories in FOREVER. I haven't been hanging around here so much either, so very sorry if I haven't been reviewing your fic- it's not anythig you did. :) Also, all these stories are quite old (written when I was 13-14), so mostly I keep them up to stay humble. ;P

If I sound like a person you'd like to know more about, or I've scared you into wanting to, click here: for my LJ.

If you are a Boromir fan, and sick of all the bashing he gets, click here to view the Protectors of Boromir: www.geocities.com/starlightwarrior15/Protectors_ofBoromir.html.
If you hate Boromir, the web page will sense this, and lock a permanant cookie unto your IP address, so the Protectors can monitor your LOTR/Boromir- related activities. :P

If you care to read my 'Ten Rules for Writing Fiction', which were taken down, click here. ". They are funny, and vaugely constructive. . .

If you are interested in reading my depressing original fiction, click on this link: http://www.fictionpress.com/~StarlightWarrior to view my angst/horror short stories and poems. I currently have 12 of them up there (counting poems). :)

And now for the actual bio.

I'm cynical and a Nerdy!Goth. The cynicism inspires parody; I really don't know where the humor comes from.

"My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music."

Despite being said by Vladimir Nabokov, that sums up my dislikes perfectly. Except soft music- I can sometimes stand it, if it's melancholy enough. Of course, my musical tastes range from Rachmaninoff to Rammstein.

In case I forgot to put up a disclaimer anywhere, I own nothing. I am currently working on owning Aragorn, but he has yet to come up on ebay in a non- action figure or poster state. If anyone can get him for me, I shall pay them as handsomely as I can, plus promote them in my bio! ;P

... and as a final note, I must thank Draculena, gohansfollower, Elenea, Syth Colbalt, Ruzhkal, and trorylover for putting me on their fave lists. I love you guys!