Name: Queen B

Age: 15

Location: New York City

This is an interview between me (B) and my Best Friend (S)...

S: So B what is your favourite type of cheese?

B: Well I think it would have to be Camembert...that is some really nice cheese.

S: What is your ideal car?

B: Wow. that's a hard one...I would have to say a yellow 911 turbo Porsche or a red Mini Cooper.

S: What is your favourite subject at school?

B: Does the WDC count?

S: No B, the World Domination Club is not a subject. it's a hobby.

B: Oh. Then probably English.

S: Would you rather be eaten by a whale or marry Jacob Black?

B: I'd rather have the whale eat Jacob Black.

S: That's a good answer.

B: Well I am a genius...

S: How many Barbie dolls did you have when you were growing up?

B: Well I don't know exact numbers but it does exceed the 200 doll limit.

S: B, have you ever eaten glue? Or any other stationery?

B: That depends...

S: Depends on what?

B: Whether or not you classify paint as stationery or not.

S: Oh well I guess that it can be.

B: Well then yes, the paint was blue.

S: Do you know what Papaphobia is? And if so do you have it?

B: Yes it is fear of the Pope and yes I do have quite a serious case of it. I mean he is the secret agent Benny XVI codename: the Pope.