The Insane Floo pothide bio
Why hello there people!!! Okay, yer so... erm... hi!!! Well the fact that you're taking time to read this means you either know me, or are incredibly nosey... or just bored, but whatever the reason I'll say hi nevertheless... so Hi!!! Okay, I think you can guess my word of the day for today is hi!!! I promise not to say hi for in again in this bio thingy!!! Well, what Am I supposed to say in one of these things anyways!!! Hmm... okay I'm female, I think one mo.. yep definitely female and I'm told I'm human to so yay for me!!! Soo so far so normal (WOW notice the amount of s-ich in that???) Ohhh I thought I'd share with you my new found polar bear fetish!!! Yep you heard right, polar bears!!! I've being promised one for Christmas by Furtheraway, and not only that but a GREEN one to... ahhh the wonders of genetic modification!!! My fav colour with one of my animals... soo cute!!! And if I don't get it I guess I'll be making a suprise visit to the go get one myself *plots 101 ways to capture a live polar bear without being killed* erm... any suggestions??? Well, for those of you know me... I don't write my own fanfics... but I sure as hell do review them!!!! Which is fine by me, because it's much more fun to me read and review such amazing fics!!! Ohhhh, *suddenly remembers being bribed* awww I'm only joking, you know I love you guys really!!! So, if you're looking for something to read… well here's a few authors I'd seriously recommend you go look for... (IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER, OTHER THAN WHAT I CAN REMEMBER!!!) menecarkawan Well, what do all these fantastic authors have in a common besides being incredibly talented and writing explosive plots... well I'll tell you... they all write my favourite Harry Potter shipper... Harry/Draco!!! WAHOO!!! But awww seriously they're just sooo cute together!!! Don't worry I know I've being on the quiet BUT I've just being sooo busy with f.press!!! That's right I maybe no story writer, but well I'm in the peotry biz!!! so yeah ohhh faithful ff.net goers... you should check it out sometime... ohh come on don't be bashful now give it a whirl http://www.fictionpress.com/~theinsanefloopot Please, please pretty please go check it out... *sniffles* I feel so unloved, the only cure is reviews *winks* Well until next time... See ya ^_^ |
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Love's First Kiss by MissSnowFox reviews
Takes place during season 2, episode 10, 'SWEET DREAMS'. What would have happened if Gwen was not the person to break Arthur's enchantment with her kiss. Who else could it possibly be? Rated M for the last chapter
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,913 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Ten Steps by Digitallace reviews
Harry seeks the unlikely help of Draco Malfoy to give a boost to his love life, but as usual, things aren’t always what they seem. Explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,096 - Reviews: 1945 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unmasked by Hinkypunks reviews
Sick of Dudley's taunting, Harry flees Privet Drive and, as usual, trouble seems to find him. Who will help him out this time? A certain blonde haired Slytherin of course. Disregards Sirius's death. Warning, some strong language. SLASH HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 79,568 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Gryffindor and a Concubine by booklover1103 reviews
King Harry is missing something in his life, will he find what he needs with a feisty blonde? AU, Mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,570 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Memoirs of a Male Escort by Digitallace reviews
D/H Slash. Draco reluctantly finds himself a job as an escort. After a few years at mastering his career, he gets a surprise new client. Harry Potter. Will Draco give it all up for Harry, will Harry even want him to?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,632 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fix Me by truthxinxshadow reviews
All Harry's friend decide they hate him and Harry can't take all the pain. He breaks down in front of one Draco Malfoy and he vows to fix Harry. Hence the title. SLASH of the HD kind. COMPLETE! :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,026 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hidden Desires by D.J. Dresden reviews
COMPLETE. HPDM Takes place in the sixth year. Draco discovers that hatred can mean something else and is torn between his old Slytherin image and his new feelings. RemusSirius also involved. Please R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,438 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/16/2007 - Published: 7/20/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Time Reveals All Things by SNIVELLUSisGOD reviews
Tempus Omnia Revelat. Harry spills his heart out on a piece of parchment in a drunken haze. Draco stumbles upon the un addressed letter and replies, unaware of whom he is revealing his deepest secrets to. HD COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,392 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 2/28/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Bodyguard by Luuuurve reviews
Award winning fic! When Death Eaters murder Draco's mother, Draco jumps at the chance to avenge her. But he doesn't expect the Ministry to bind him, heart, body and soul, to Harry Potter. HPDM slash. HGRW. Post HBP. Replaces DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 175,643 - Reviews: 2242 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 779 - Updated: 7/19/2007 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Attraction by Lunadeath reviews
Harry's sexuality has finally come out, but not the way Harry wanted. He gets flirted with by all types, but just who is Harry's type? Different pairings at first, but will be HD soon. Yes, it's Slash. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,975 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 11/19/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Resolution by Frances Potter reviews
PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS STORY IS A WORK IN PROGRESS. Due to ill-health it hasn't been updated for a very long time. The masterlist can be found here: http://dragon-charmer./242884.html HarryDraco slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 313,810 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 1/28/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Behind Blue Eyes by Katria Bloom reviews
When Draco refuses the Dark Mark his father blinds him. A certain ebonyhaired Gryffindor saves him...SLASH... COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 79,807 - Reviews: 1491 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Unicorn Blood by LMG reviews
{COMPLETE} Harry was in love. In love with a Death Eater's child, a Spy for the Light, and a Slytherin. In love with a beautiful man who would never, ever know.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,449 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Per Solum Lacuna: By Words Alone by wintermoon2 reviews
Enchanted diaries bring solace to unlikely lost souls. It's a wizarding twist on the classic tale of penpals. What will happen when these mystery writers finally meet? HD Completed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 594,497 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter and his white wolf by unmei3 reviews
DH slash One night Harry meets a white wolf. What happens when he finds out who his wolf really is? A bit angsty and a bit fluffy. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,023 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 11/29/2005 - Published: 12/13/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Oblivio Nex by Awe reviews
After taking a powerful potion created for a terrible purpose Harry and Draco lose their memories and soon find themselves surrounded by dark secrets that before blinded them to a different path. HD Slash. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,458 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 9/11/2005 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Because I Never Gave Up by Spideria reviews
DH slash. AU Harry and Draco are best friends in high schoolDraco's always had very strong feelings for Harry. Harry's oblivious to this and is fawning over Oliver Wood.How will Draco get Harry's attention? Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,033 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/10/2005 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Draco Malfoy & the Heart of Slytherin by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
Instead of allowing Draco to stay with family or friends when his father is arrested, Dumbledore places him with Harry Potter. What was Dumbledore thinking? HD Complete. Revised Blaise version
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 36,957 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 2,403 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Stop Saying You Love Me by Clair Ai reviews
D:H, alittle B:H and OC:H Harry is raped, beaten, and abused. He gets betrayed and beaten again later. Can he trust anyone anymore? WARNING! DARK FIC! :Complete!:
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,938 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/28/2005 - Published: 3/29/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
My Azure Tears by Twilight Antediluvian reviews
[COMPLETE] This is a romantic little story, the first HP-fanfic I've ever made.rnHarry Potter is one day assaulted by a furious Draco Malfoy, who accuses said Potter of stealing one of his belongings - a precious jewel called the Azure Tear - et cetera.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,382 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/31/2005 - Published: 10/27/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
My Enemy by moonlit-shadow0x reviews
(Complete!) Harry Potter arrives at Grimmauld Place only to find that a certain blonde Slytherin needs him more then he ever thought possible. (Warning: Slash, DMHP!)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,469 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/9/2004 - Published: 9/5/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
There For You by draconigena diligo reviews
COMPLETE! SLASH! MPREG! Harry and Draco get married and Draco gets pregnant. The only problem is that Voldemort is still around. Will Harry defeat the Dark Lord? And will the babies be ok?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,074 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/26/2004 - Published: 1/1/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
MisMatchmaker by GeminiEmerald reviews
Dobby decides he can help Harry with his romance problems, with predictable Dobby results. Slash HD COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,809 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 4/3/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Time out of Place by bananacosmicgirl reviews
Harry wakes up with a throbbing head, but he soon realizes that a headache is the last thing he has to worry about. And what part does Draco play in it all? Timetravel, AU. HPDM slash. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,488 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 2,240 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 12/26/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mine by cherrycola69 reviews
H/D After Draco has a conversation with Harry he decides that some risks are worth taking in the name of love - no matter what the consequences **COMPLETE** **SEQUEL UP**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,095 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/30/2003 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco In Darkness by plumeria reviews
Following an accident in his seventh year, Draco loses his eyesight. After Harry elbows his way into Draco's dark world, both boys find themselves in a strange new friendship, and they each learn new ways to see each other … and themselves. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,959 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 2,761 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 3/31/2003 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
We All Burn Sometimes by Passo reviews
Slash {{COMPLETE}} The pressure is on for Draco to find a girlfriend. He decides to make a list of requirements for the perfect girl and scouts the field. He encounters more than a little difficulty in the form of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,203 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 3/9/2003 - Published: 1/18/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Very Interesting Christmas Break by misfyt reviews
Over a very lonely Christmas Break, Harry decides to hang out with Draco. In the process he learns more about Draco (in more ways than one) than he imagined he ever would! A hilariously insane little love story featuring everyone's favorite, Drag!Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,680 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/25/2003 - Published: 9/25/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words by BaBe-WiTh-BiTe reviews
*COMPLETE* Harry and Draco both have feelings for eachother but cannot admit it. Is it hopeless or could a competition provide a last chance?. Art. Love. Ancient Power. Love. Angst. Love.Happy Ending.Love. did i mention love? *!*SLASH*!* R/R !KISS-SCENE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,829 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/25/2002 - Published: 12/9/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Like Glass by Goddess Blue reviews
Complete. HD slash. Love makes people weak, like glass. Can Draco handle such weakness?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,241 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/23/2002 - Published: 8/5/2002 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
You Are Everything I Never Knew I Always Wanted by Courteney reviews
**COMPLETED** SLASH DM+HP - Essentially the whole story revolves around Harry and Draco who have been openly together for more than a year. It is deliberately fluffy and quite sappy. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 30,362 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/26/2001 - Published: 10/6/2001 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Irresistible Poison by Rhysenn reviews
**Chapter 9 is up!** Harry/Draco slash. Poison doesn't always bring death -- Draco learns that there are other ways to suffer and live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 78,080 - Reviews: 1172 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 9/28/2001 - Published: 1/28/2001
Fire and Ice by Just Silver reviews
*** Draco/Harry (slash).....Harry's desperate act leads to something sweet, but will it last?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 29,162 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 5/4/2001 - Published: 4/5/2001 - Draco M., Harry P.