Ephemeron
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Joined 12-07-02, id: 306390
Author has written 2 stories for Redwall, and Harry Potter.

Current Status of Fics:

As you probably have noticed, I have pretty much stopped all activity on FF.net.That is because I have decided thatfanfiction isjust not worth it,I have better things to do, and anything I can come up with is shit. My writing is shit. I once thought I wasa decentwriter, but now I realize that that is just not the case. I will never be a writer,I will never be extraordinary, but that's just how it is. Most people who recieve a modicum oftalent for doing something in fact never end up usingit to make any lasting contribution to society. Most"gifted children" end up (if not in the gutter) as simply respected members of society, law-abiding doctors and lawyers,corporate-employed researchers, journalists, teachers... etc. That's not to say that those are bad or worthlessoccupations, but only thatthose people probably won't be famous or significant to the development of culture and/or science in a given society. And all of mankind's history is simply a quest for self-preservation and self-validation.

One day,each of us will follow the dictates of our dwindling cell-processes (or some other explicable phenomenon such as car accidents or tsunamis or rabid chickens) and become nothing more than the dust of the air.

So, if you were wondering where I went, and what I've been doing, there's your answer. I wish the rest ofyouluck, and eat all your veggies, and only you can prevent forest fires, and just say no to drugs. Goodbye, all.

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It's a teacup! _~~/?_(Do you see it? Do you? 0.0)

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Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1992 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
What if the Slayers could email each other? by deep sea dolphin reviews
[CHAP 11] Silliness and mayhem ensues when the Slayers get e-mail! PG13 for mild sexual references.
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,341 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/16/2004 - Published: 6/17/2003
Sick as a Dog by Akurei reviews
When Sirius was asked to perform a task of worthiness in order to be godfather to James' son, he never imagined the consequences could be so farreaching or horrific. Contains promiscuity, flashbacks, puns and a very sick Padfoot. DISCONTINUED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,914 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/20/2003 - Published: 7/25/2003 - Sirius B.
Death Counter by George luver reviews
Harry only has a few hours left to live, and he wants to enjoy them. What will he do? Rated for sexual moments, nudity, and one swear word.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 7/24/2003 - Harry P.
Mazoku All Day by darthvirginia reviews
Ever thought about what the Mazoku are doing the whole day besides destroying the world???? Please R+R!! :)
Slayers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 74 - Words: 23,285 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/6/2003 - Published: 3/17/2002
At The Opera by Rainsong reviews
Hilarity ensues when Lily invites James and his friends to the opera. MWPP/L, with crazed theatre employees thrown in for good measure. *Chapter 7 Uploaded*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,025 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/28/2003 - Published: 6/29/2002 - Sirius B., James P.
Darkness Dying by Iniga reviews
It's 1980. James is afraid to think. Sirius is afraid to act. Remus is afraid to speak. Peter is afraid to confess. In other words, an answer to the old question: how could Sirius suspect Remus? Written prior to OotP, HBP, and DH. Now slightly AU. Done.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,591 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/6/2001 - Published: 10/29/2001 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Other Side by morrigan reviews
MWPP. Fairytale. Lupin-y. Strange.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/7/2000
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Horn Calls Through the Forest reviews
MWPP. An allegorical piece. Meant to be possessed of a disembodied dream-like quality. The genre isn't really accurate, but it was the closest I could come...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/10/2003
The Warrior's Curse reviews
Martin is forced to reflect upon his life... R/R please.
Redwall - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/8/2002