Cajun Red Riding Hood Version

Once, in a land far away ( New Orleans, LA) there lived a girl named Abigal Creole, who liked to be called Red Crawfish. She was called this because she wore beautiful sparkling red high- heels and she loved crawfish. One day Mr. and Mrs. Creole said to Red Crawfish, " Red, I need you to bring some beautiful crawfish to your ill Granny Butte and Grampy Billy Bob Joe. You know the way-" Red Crawfish cut them off " Past Taco Bell,through the mall, buy a mini- skirt and platform flip-flops, meet Mayor Ray Nagin,and bug him until he gives me the deed to New Orleans, and finally, through the woods and past the evil hippo-croc cave, and there is Grandma Butte and Grampy Billy Bob Joe's house." And at that, she set off.

Red Crawfish had made it fine through Taco Bell( she ordered a burrito with beans and extra cheese.) and the mall ( she had bought the new Sanjay Owens' triple mini- skirt and beautiful flip- flops.) She had even faked a faint that got her the deed to New Orleans and everything in the city limits. Nothing bad had happened until she was passing the hippo- croc cave. When she was passing, Red Crawfish had heard a sound.That sound had said something like this," Little Red Crawfi-" " Hey, I'm not little, whoever you are." Her voice shook at these words." Red Crawfish, tell me whayt is in your