Elaine Mainhide bio
Author has written 4 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter. OK, i am the girl by 1000 Names... here are a few and why:Claire Voyante - My strange visions sometimes allow me to see the future There's your look at the girl with 1000 names! weeeeeeeeeeeee! |
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The Btch Behind the Wtch: SnowWhite's Stepmother by Purely Graceful reviews
Ever wonder how the witch became the way she was? Find out in this DELIGHTFUL classic. NOTE - Somehow, a couple chapters became a Lord of the Rings crossover, so if you aren't LotR-familiar, you'll be confused. Otherwise, you'll love this. Guaranteed!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,656 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/5/2004 - Published: 8/15/2002
Child Of Snow by SoHo Chic reviews
Snow White retelling. (Beware:VERY different from original!!) To escape her stepmother & betrothed marriage, Cel runs away, discovering her secret heritage in the process.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,008 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/20/2003 - Published: 6/12/2002
The Lord of the Bill by Alona the Evil Authoress reviews
A wacky parody of LOTR done by yours truly. Contains bashing of.... George W. Bush? And America? God help me, I'm psycotic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/7/2003
You Know This Carpet Cleaner Sucks by Esmerelda Narmolanya reviews
Ginny was fooling Harry the whole time! She really likes... *covers mouth* YOU READ TO FIND OUT! R&R! CHAPTER ONE FINALLY UP! Woosh! GO DEANNA ^__^!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/30/2003
Do you know the cannabis man? by AppleJuiceMaster reviews
Sirius and Remus found out a *secret* from Snape, and decide to go and tell Harry! A tiny bit slash here and there, but it's meant to be funny!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,740 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/27/2003 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Sirius B.
The marauders and the Holy Peanut by padfootluva reviews
A spoof on Monty Python and the Holy Grail; using the marauders as my little puppets! Ive had this story on hold for a while, but now... i think you are all ready for it. Also, a preview of Chapter two appears! Yay! arent we excited??
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,676 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2002 - Sirius B., James P.
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Lord of the Necklace reviews
Basically this is a parody of the LotR series. This is just the epilogue... all of the characters are based on people I know, so if I don't know you, you're probably not in it... so to quote my ex- -- "Have fun!"
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/12/2004
Harry Potter and the Fountain of Youth: Year 6 reviews
Harry eets some new characters and learns more about his lost family and god father
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/17/2003 - Harry P.
Merry and Pippin's Diet Tape reviews
Galadriel thinks that the two hobbits are getting to fat, so she gives them a subliminal diet tape instead of knives. They end up in a bit of a sticky wicket... (I've just always wanted to say that...)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/5/2003 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Gimli the Pimp reviews
OK! This is random and has nothing to do with the title, except 4 the song, but otherwise it's just really random... Oh, yeah, Jaime deserves credit 4 this one...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1/5/2003 - Gimli, Legolas