I am an insane nutter with aspirations of world domination and ambitions to control you all in plastic bubbles mwahahaha... oh wait, sorry- wrong box! *How embarressing*

I'm actually a university student with a Labyrinth addiction and a really bad habit of never quite living in the real world.
I've been writing stories on scraps of paper for as long as my mum can remember and was always dissappointed that i wasn't born an elven princess. I'm permenantly engaged in a constant battle against my stories' common desires to turn into smut and fluff.
I am commonly referred to as Satan's favourite concubine, the evil Queen of darkness ;-)