~Area~

I love to read and write. I like stuff like Twilight, Maximum Ride, Naruto, Teen Titans, and X-Men. If you want to know more or something just send a message. I will update whenever I get time tooo. Reviews are needed. I don't care if they are good are bad. If you have any suggestions I wouldn't mind hearing them.

~ME~

I'm a witch because I don't let you push me around.
I'm a liar because I won't tell you my secret.
I'm dumb because I'm sometimes wrong.
I'm ugly because I don't look like a model.
I'm annoying because I talk.
I'm a loser because I'm not friends with 'your group'.
I'm fake beacause I'm most of the time happy.
I'm weird because I'm not like you.
I'm greedy because I like to be satisfied.
I'm naive because I'm younger than you.
I'm concieted because I like who I am.
I'm rude because my manners aren't perfect.
I'm unappreciative because I don't praise you, so don't try and tell me who I am.
Babe, I already know.

~9 Things I Hate About Everyone~

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my ass when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V.. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Idiots!

5 When people say while watching a film "Did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12.00 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the heck?! Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

~In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods~

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair!).

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (well no shit sherlock!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

~AWESOME QUOTES~

"When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, sit back and let the rest of the world wonder how you did it."

"Every book has an ending...but in life every ending is a new beginning"

"The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with."

"People think it must be fun to be a smart, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world"

"There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or you suck.”

"Be a loser because 'cool' is overrated"

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

"We may not make good decisions But hell, we make good stories."

"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. "

"I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! "

"Some people are like Slinkies: not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face, when you push them down a flight of stairs. "

"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells."

"Imagination is more important than knowledge."

"The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits."

"The tiger lies low, not because of fear, but for better aim."