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 Author has written 1 story for Twilight. Yo sup hommies! I am awesome! And that is all I will tell you! Natalie is me in all stories. 10 Commandments of a Teenager 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you believe that the government should make levees and not war, copy & paste this in your profile. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your prof If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile. My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. You know you live in 2008 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that.(Oh you know you did!) The Friend Pledge 1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry jerk. 2. When you are blue, I will try and dislodge whatever is in your throat. 3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4 When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could get until you stop whining. 6. When you are confused, I will use little words. 7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me. I don't want whatever you've got.Jk (sort of). 8. When you fall, I will ask if you're okay, sit there and laugh at your clumsy butt. This oath I pledge until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Other people can see it. But only you, can truly feel it's warmth. IF YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR HOURS ON END, READING NUMEROUS FANFICTIONS, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. the Guy Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat. Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead, who keeps your picture in his wallet, who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants, who holds your hand in front of all his friends, who thinks your beautiful without makeup, one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you, THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER! 1. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. A good or best friend! A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumbo?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore. A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial. A good friend will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. A best friend will kick the whole crowds buts that left you. A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story. A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries. Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions Friend: Will help me learn to drive Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away Best Friend: Won't let me go away Friend: Will help me up when I fall down Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me Friend: Will bail me out of jail Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up" Friend: Will go to a concert with me Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad" Friend: Asks me for my number Best friend: Asks me for her number Friend: Hides me from the cops Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. Friends: Fade Best Friends: Are 4 Ever Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?" ~ Anonymous "Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak." ~ Anonymous "Everyday is a gift, that's why they call it the present." ~ Anonymous "My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone." ~ Anonymous "If you know me, chances are you hate me." ~ Anonymous "Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over." ~ Anonymous "When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back." ~ Anonymous "Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk and the rest of it telling us to sit and shut up." ~ Anonymous "Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it." ~ Anonymous "Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through." ~ Anonymous "The cracks in the cement are a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break." ~ Anonymous Why the sun lightens our hair, Why women can't put on mascara Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98? Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor? Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes? Why sheep don't shrink when it rains? Why they are called apartments when If con is the opposite of pro, Why they call the airport "the terminal" Why is it called common sense if it's so rare? If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking Trix, copy this into your profile. If you wish Jacob Black would just die-- OKAY, IMPRINT-- and leave Bella and Edward to love each other, copy this onto your profile. 15 Things to do when your in Walmart! 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15.Grab allot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go" MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS: 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong. 7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog. 8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. 11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. 12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. 13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. "Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." -Anonymous Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey? If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door... "Tragedy is when I cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die"- Mel Brooks "Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something." Crazy is a relative term in my family! How is it possible to have a civil war? When French people swear do they say pardon my English? Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first? If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? I read New Moon and I wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD I read Eclipse and wanted to smack Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD. Then Bella did it for me."Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat." "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes." "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... Music is love in search of words If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later? always forgive your enemys... nothing annoys them so much. never do anything you dont want to explain to the paramedics if it wasnt for physics and law emfoircement i'd be unstoppable apparently 1 in 5 people are chinese, there are five people in my familly so it must be one of them. it's ether my mum or dad. or my older brother colin. or my younger brother ho-chan-chu. but i think it's colin. borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back! there are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant. if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from? If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible? Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet? In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she? How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone? Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat? Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable? "Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'? Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?? Can mute people burp? What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn? Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with? How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play? If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold? Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside? Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it? You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit? Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you. A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor... There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon. Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. If dance were any easier, it would be called football. Why do all superheroes wear spandex? If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes? Why did Mary own a little lamb? If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money? If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man? If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do? Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are? If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops? Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be "under par" in any thing else? Roses are red, If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over. "You can't always argue with all of the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them when they aren't paying attention." -Brom, Eragon I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away. Fang:Sell your soul for a cookie. Max:Nah, Jeb already tried to get me with that, and I said no. No matter how much I wanted that cookie. I ran with scissors, and lived! You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. I don't obsess! I think intensely. All the good ones are either dating someone, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. Stupid shiny Volvo owner. The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. "When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it." "Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it." "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else" "Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real." Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they've seen me laugh, and they've seen me hug.' These are the same qualifications for a Tickle Me Elmo. A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy. I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic ≥comment? Which way does a compass point in space? One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?" "I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg." In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones. "Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin. "Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones. "God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin. "Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again. The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?" Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that god thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your but!" "Amen." , replied the congregation. Effective Ways On How To Annoy/Scare/Weird Out The Living Daylights Outta People (on elevators, in computer labs, etc.) (my faves are in italics)(as seen in all-hail-the-jello's profile) Lessons Learned in Twilight: 1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine. 2. The future is not set in stone. 3. Men are crabby when they're hungry. 4. Nothing beats an irritable grizzly bear. 5. True love knows no boundaries. 6. Some people are just danger magnets. 7. Even eternal enemies can work together to save something they love. 8. Forget the fangs - real vampires sparkle! 9. Soul mates exist, even if it takes 100 years to find them. 10. Porshe 911 Turbos make really great bribes. 11. Friendship is like the sun on a cloudy day. 12. Snow just means it's too cold for rain. 13. Family is about more than just blood. 14. What's worth doing is worth over-doing. 15. Losing your temper can be hair-raising. 16. "Vegetarian" has many meanings. 17. Even monsters can hold on to their humanity. 18. There are exceptions to every rule. 19. Always verify bad news before doing something stupid. 20. Hearing voices in your head doesn't necessarily mean you're crazy. 21. Love means being willing to sacrifice your happiness for another's. 22. Cold hands = Warm heart. 23. Not breathing is uncomfortable. 24. Stupid lambs and masochistic lions make quite a pair. 25. Romeo was an idiot. 26. Twilight is the saddest and safest time of day. 27. Extreme sports should not be attempted alone. When she walks away from you mad When she stare's at your mouth When she pushes you or hit's you When she start's cussing at you When she's quiet When she ignore's you When she pull's away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lay's her head on your shoulder When she steal's your favorite hat When she tease's you When she doesnt answer for a long time When she look's at you with doubt When she say's that she like's you When she grab's at your hands When she bump's into you When she tell's you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over When she repost this bulletin Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : 28. Life is worth very little without someone to share it with. 29. Space heaters can be very annoying. 30. Love can make even the most miserable places paradise. AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder. AV is Addicted to Vampires LES is Love Edward Syndrome OCD is Obsessive Cullen Disorder WBWAVS is Wishing Bella Was A Vampire Syndrome WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome Jacob needs to jump off a cliff for non-recreational purposes OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God. If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tried to hi-five some body and it has taken over 10 tries to actually slap their hand copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. 98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. If you sometimes seem to trip over thin air, put this in your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile. If you have ever copy and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, put this in your profile. Admitting you are weird is normal. Admitting you are normal is odd. Different is odd and different is not good. If you are weird and proud of it, put this in your profile. If you are a proud stalker of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, put this in your profile. If your greatest wish is to be Bella Swan, put this in your profile. If you think it would be hilarious to see Bella beat Emmett in an arm wrestling match, put this in your profile. you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe. if you are part of the 8 that would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this into your profile If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile. If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile. -cough Jacob cough- My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do (which is ALOT), copy this in your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile. If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile. like chocolate. Cheetahs are pretty. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile . Reasons why girls are the best: YOUR GUY SIDE: 5 YOUR GIRL SIDE: 25 I am a girl. 33 Things to do in an Elevator: 14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face. Love me or hate me. Personally I could care less Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls. i don't know about you, but i'd be pretty terrified if a 400 lb. glass of kool-aid ran into my house screaming 'OHH YEAH!!' in twenty years, i'm going to be in the grocery store and i'll be in the milk aisle the voices may not be real but they have some pretty good ideas... hello daddy: me and my friends get high on snapple and chocolate chip cookies and we think its cool i hate it when people ask Take Time To Read Each Sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line OMG! guess what!? Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism. Emmet Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916 Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843 Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901 Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916 Edward Cullen: hotter than you since 1901 Emmett's the Strongest, NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that vampires are all like Dracula NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile List your twelve favorite Twilight Characters in no particular order: 1. Alice 2. Emmet 3. Bella 4. Jasper 5. Edward 6. Rosalie 7. Angela 8. Esme 9. Seth 10. Jane 11. Heidi 12. Alec 1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before? No I have not 2) Do you think four is hot? How hot? Yes 3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant? If Alec got Seth pregnant I think I would die of laughter. No 5) Would two and six make a good couple? Yes 6) Five/Nine or five/ten? 5/10 7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve making love? ... She is Esmes daughter in law. 9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff? Yes...and I would never approve of that. 10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic? NO Feelings 11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one? ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Yea. nope 14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five? No but the would be hilarious...I think. IDK...What would Angela ever scream at? 16)If you wrote a songfic about eight, what song would you use? Idk...got any suggestions?? Crush 18) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two Date me or I will torture you. Way to know you are obsessed with Twilght Lessons Learned in Twilight: 1. You can enjoy the banquet while resisting the wine. A Twilight Survey Which book in the series is your favorite? How long did it take you to read the books? A day Who introduced you to the books? My cousin Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift? Borrowed Twilight and bought the rest Are you most looking forward to: Breaking Dawn, Midnight Sun, or the movie? What's your dream ending to the series? What already happened Who's your favorite vampire? Alice Who is your favorite werewolf? What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories? Do you have anything against grand theft auto. What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment? What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment? How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment? What was your favorite adventure/battle? Which book cover was your favorite? Are these books among your favorite books of all? This or That? Twilight or New Moon? New Moon or Eclipse? Eclipse or Twilight? Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun? Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie? Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob? EDWARD. Who do you like more: Bella or Edward? Bella or Jacob? Bella or Alice? Alice or Jacob? Rosalie or Alice? Jasper or Alice? Jasper or Edward? Carlisle or Esme? Emmett or Jasper? Emmett or Jacob? Bella or Rosalie? Esme or Charlie? Charlie or Carlisle? Charlie or Billy? Jacob or Sam? Sam or Quil? Quil or Embry? Who's the better villain: James or Victoria? Victoria I promise to remember BellaEach time I carelessly fall down And I promise to remember Edward Whenever I'm out of town I promise to obey traffic laws For Charlies sake of course And I promise to remember Jacob When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Carlisle Whenever I am in the emergency room And I promise to remember Emmett Everytime there's a huge boom I promise to to remember Rose Whenever I see something that holds pure beauty And I promise to remember Alice When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me I promise to remember Nessie When I see that beautiful bronze hair And I promise to remember Esme When someone tells me they care I promise to remember Jasper Whenever my stomach isn't curled And I promise to remember the Volturi When someone speaks of dominating the world Yes, I promise to love Twilight Wherever I may go You Know your obsessed if... 1. You think your next door neighbor looks or is a vampire. 2. You try to control your thoughts because you think Edward can hear them. 3. You've read the series like 5 times each. 4. You check Stephenie Meyer's site or my site 10 times a day to see if there is any new Twilight News. 5. You think your best friend is crazy for not reading the Twilight series. 6. Twilight has ruined any future reading for you. 7. You use Twilight for every school project that comes around. 8. You watch the show Moonlight and picture Beth as Bella and Mick as Edward. 9. You get so excited when you see someone reading Twilight, and you have to talk to them even if you don't know them. 10. Every conversation you have with your friends somehow leads back to an Edward vs. Jacob debate. 11. Your friend finally decides to read it so she can keep up with your conversations. 12. Your guy friends hasn't read the books yet but hears you talk about Edward Cullen so much he despises him with a loathing passion that he brings up almost as much as you bring up the series. 13. You go to your relatives house for a holiday and refuse to socialize until you have finished reading the book in the series that you are on. 14. You get all freaked out every time you hear the name Edward or your subsitutes name is Mrs. Cullen. 15. You stop asking to go to the beach for vacation and ask if you can go to Forks, Washington and look for the Cullens. 16. You love Edward more than your boyfriend. Bella Swan/Cullen Quotes: "About three things I was absolutely positive. "I peeked up at him one more time, and regretted it. He was glaring down at me again, his black eyes full of revulsion. As I flinched away from him, shrinking against my chair, the phrase if looks could kill suddenly ran through my mind." "When I came here as a child, he would always remove the bullets as soon as he walked in the door. I guess he considered me old enough now not to shoot myself by accident, and not depressed enough to shoot myself on purpose." "Once people start throwing wet stuff, I go inside." "In his rearview mirror, Edward’s eyes were on me. He was unquestionably shaking with laughter, as if he’d heard every word Tyler had said. My foot itched toward the gas pedal… one little bump wouldn’t hurt any of them, just that glossy silver paint job. I revved the engine." "I tried to maintain what dignity I could as I got into his car. I wasn’t very successful — I looked like a half-drowned cat and my boots squeaked." "And then Edward stepped out from the trees, his skin faintly glowing, his eyes black and dangerous. He held up one hand and beckoned me to come to him. The wolf growled at my feet. I took a step forward, toward Edward. He smiled then, and his teeth were sharp, pointed." Edward Cullen Quotes: "Your boyfriend seems to think I’m being unpleasant to you — he’s debating whether or not to come break up our fight." "What if I’m not a superhero? What if I’m the bad guy?" "You scared me for a minute there. I thought Newton was dragging your dead body off to bury it in the woods." "You’re not a magnet for accidents — that’s not a broad enough classification. You are a magnet for trouble. If there is anything dangerous within a ten-mile radius, it will invariably find you." "Your number was up the first time I met you." "I hear voices in my mind and you’re worried that you’re the freak." "I don’t want to be a monster." "Are you referring to the fact that you can’t walk across a flat, stable surface without finding something to trip over?" "It’s twilight. It’s the safest time of day for us. The easiest time. But also the saddest, in a way… the end of another day, the return of the night. Darkness is so predictable, don’t you think?" "I’m the world’s best predator, aren’t I? Everything about me invites you in — my voice, my face, even my smell. As if I need any of that!" "Yes, you are exactly my brand of heroin." "In that one hour, I thought of a hundred different ways to lure you from the room with me, to get you alone. And I fought them each back, thinking of my family, what I could do to them. I had to run out, to get away before I could speak the words that would make you follow…" "And so the lion fell in love with the lamb…" "I have human instincts — they may be buried deep, but they’re there." "You’re as white as a ghost — no, you’re as white as me!" "Are you still faint from the run? Or was it my kissing expertise?" Emmett Cullen Quotes: "You haven’t changed at all. I expected a perceptible difference, but here you are, red-faced just like always." "I have to step out for a second. Don’t do anything funny while I’m gone." "I’m really glad Edward didn’t kill you. Everything’s so much more fun with you around." "If you don’t send Edward out, we’re coming in after him!" "Aw, what a waste. And here you’re probably the one person who could take him – since he can’t get in your head to cheat – and you had a perfect excuse, too. I’ve been dying to see how he’d do without that advantage." "So it’s still standing? I would’ve thought you two had knocked it to rubble by now. What were you doing last night? Discussing the national debt?" "I’m sure you’ll ace your classes… apparently there’s nothing interesting for you to do at night besides study." "‘Bout time somebody scored around here." "Oooo, scary." "You gonna back down so easy, little sister? Not much wild about you, is there? I bet that cottage doesn’t have a scratch. Did Edward tell you how many houses Rose and I smashed?" "Hard to feel confident when you’re surrounded by horse-sized wolves." Jacob Black Quotes: "So, should I tell him you said to butt the hell out?" "Speak of the devil and the devil shall appear." "They’re just cliff diving, Bella. Recreation. La Push doesn’t have a mall, you know." "Bears don’t want to eat people. We don’t taste that good. Of course, you might be an exception. I bet you’d taste good." "So are you going to be my Valentine? Since you didn’t get me a fifty-cent box of candy, it’s the least you can do." "I told him you were planning to corrupt my youthful innocence." "What a marshmallow. You should hold out for someone with a stronger stomach. Someone who laughs at the gore that makes weaker men vomit." "The pin’s out of the grenade for me, now, eh?" "You really, honestly don’t mind that I morph into a giant dog?" "Who’s afraid of the big, bad wolf?" "Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV." "It’s not like love at first sight, really. It’s more like… gravity moves. When you see her, suddenly it’s not the earth holding you here anymore. She does. And nothing matters more than her. And you would do anything for her, be anything for her… You become whatever she needs you to be, whether that’s a protector, or a lover, or a friend, or a brother." "Does my being half-naked bother you?" "What’s it like — having a vampire for a boyfriend?" "Until your heart stops beating, Bella. I’ll be here — fighting. Don’t forget that you have options." "Next time you want to hit me, use a baseball bat or a crowbar, okay?" "Does that mean that he’s a better kisser that I am?" "Go fetch a space heater. I’m not a St. Bernard." "You mean, ‘as much as I’d love to kill you, I’m glad she’s warm,’ right?" "Dr. Fang isn’t sure how much pain medication I need, so he’s going with trial and error. Think he overdid it." "If the silence in my head lasted, I would never go back. I wouldn’t be the first one to choose this form over the other. Maybe, if I ran far enough away, I would never have to hear again… I pushed my legs faster, letting Jacob Black disappear behind me." "Life sucks, and then you die. Yeah, I should be so lucky." "Back in the day, you could count on Paul for a fight pretty much whenever. You didn’t have to hit him then – any mild insult would do. It didn’t take a lot to flip him out of control. Now, of course, when I really wanted a good snarling, ripping, break-the-trees-down match, he had to be all mellow." "I wondered – would a bullet through my temple actually kill me or just leave a really big mess for me to clean up?" "Right now, I wouldn’t mind dismantling a haystack. At least that would give me something to do." "Sometimes I thought it might be fun to enter a race – you know, like the Olympic trials or something. It would be cool to watch the expressions on those star athlete’s faces when I blew by them. Only I was pretty sure the testing they did to make sure you weren’t on steroids would probably turn up some really freaky crap in my blood." "Ugh. Reeking vampires." "They were all here, all together, but that was not what froze me where I stood and had my jaw dropping to the floor. It was Edward. It was the expression on his face. I’d seen him angry, and I’d seen him arrogant, and once I’d seen him in pain. But this – this was beyond agony. His eyes were half-crazed. He didn’t look up to glare at me. He stared down at the couch beside him with an expression like someone had lit him on fire. His hands were rigid claws at his side." "I didn’t want to kill girls… even vampire girls. Though I might make an exception for that blonde." "I wondered if he was really going crazy. Could vampires lose their minds?" "I couldn’t think about what he was suggesting. It was too much. Impossible. Wrong. Sick. Borrowing Bella for the weekends and then returning her Monday morning like a rental movie? SO messed up. So tempting." "Emergency vampirization." "Wouldn’t it be just peachy if I couldn’t take care of Seth for one freaking night? What if something happened to him on my watch? Leah would shred me into kibble." "Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo." "She glared at Edward’s hand like she might take a snap at it. I wished she would. I bet Edward wouldn’t take that sitting down, and I’d love to see Blondie lose a limb." "Nudity was an inconvenient but unavoidable part of pack life. We’d all thought nothing of it before Leah came along. Then it got awkward." "I took the clothes gingerly between my teeth – ugh – and carried them back to the trees. Just in case this was some joke by the blond psychopath and I had a bunch of girls’ stuff here. Bet she’d love to see the look on my human face as I stood there naked, holding a sundress." "What was with her? For crying out loud, she was married! Happily married, too – there was no question that she was in love with her vampire past the boundaries of sanity. And hugely pregnant, to top it off. So why did she have to be so damn thrilled to see me? Like I’d made her who freakin’ day by walking through the door. If she would just not care… Or more than that – really not want me around. It would be so much easier to stay away." "How much blood would it take to keep her going? At some point, would they start trotting in the neighbors?" "I snorted. Vampire mother hen – bizarre." "What’s for breakfast? O negative or AB positive?" "Silently, I lifted my doggy bowl off the floor. Then, with a quick, powerful flip of my wrist, I threw it into the back of Blondie’s head so hard that – with an earsplitting bang – it smashed flat before it ricocheted across the room and snapped the round top piece off the thick newel post at the foot of the stairs." "Nice girl who knew cars. Wow. I stared at her face harder, wishing I knew how to make it work. C’mon, Jake – imprint already." "Everything inside me came undone as I stared at the tiny porcelain face of the half-vampire, half-human baby. All the lines that held me to my life were sliced apart in swift cuts, like clipping the strings to a bunch of balloons. Everything that made me who I was – my love for the dead girl upstairs, my love for my father, my loyalty to my new pack, the love for my other brothers, my hatred for my enemies, my home, my name, my self – disconnected from me in that second – snip, snip, snip– and floated up into space. I was not left drifting. A new string held me where I was...The gravity of the earth no longer tied me to the place where I stood. It was the baby girl in the blond vampire’s arms that held me here now. Renesmee." "I’m getting older here, Bella. Okay, not technically, but you get the idea." "He’s brave. Brave as you are. Didn’t pass out or throw up or anything. I gotta say, I was impressed. You should’ve seen his face when I started taking my clothes off, though. Priceless." "Say what you want, I still think Dracula One and Dracula Two are creep-tacular." "Stupid leeches. Think they’re so superior." Jasper Cullen/Hale Quotes: "I can feel what you’re feeling now — and you are worth it." "You’re worrying about all the wrong things, Bella. Trust me on this — none of us are in jeopardy. You are under too much strain as it is; don’t add to it with wholly unnecessary worries. Listen to me! Our family is strong. Our only fear is losing you." "Before I tell you my story, you must understand that there are places in our world, Bella, where the life span of the never-aging is measured in weeks, and not centuries." "You held out your hand, and I took it without stopping to make sense of what I was doing. For the first time in almost a century, I felt hope." "We have a few advantages, dog. It will be an even fight." "You truly are one frightening little monster." "I’ve never seen a newborn do that – stop an emotion in its tracks that way. You were upset, but when you saw our concern, you reined it in, regained power over yourself. I was prepared to help, but you didn’t need it." "It’s just been my experience that some kinds of working relationships are better motivated by fear than by monetary gain." XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX ...sorry about all of the Jacob quotes...i just find everything that he says hilarious... Werewolves or Vampires? |
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