Sakura's a strong, confident young woman, but when she starts work as a maid for TEN COCKY GUYS, not only does she have to constantly put up with their sexist jokes and Playboy magazines, but when they start trying to get into her pants... what's a girl to do? Don't even get her started on how much arm exercise she gets from constantly putting down toilet seats...

We've fused the worlds of Ninja Burger and Naruto together to form a positively wacky Naruto parody! Naruto, orphaned at a young age due to drunken idiocy and now company property, dreams of becoming Franchise Manager! What wacky hi jinks will ensue? You WILL taste the Ninja Burger difference...or else!

A girl is suddenly transported to Final Fantasy VIII world. And she has the chance to gain the heart of the man she loves. Please, review! And finally another chapter has been completed. *sighs*

A collection of short erotic stories. Mature content, mature readers only.

Team Seven receives a new member and chaos ensues as she struggles against evil foes alongside her teammates. New bonds are made and then broken. Read to find out how Sasuke reaches the brink of insanity. And he thought Naruto was bad...SasOC.

Once upon a time the White Lilly of Konoha slaughtered her entire family in violent rage to avenge her cousin's murder. Now she lives somewhere on the edge of Suna with another missing nin. Her eyes are white, his eyes are red, opposites attract.

What happens when Itachi starts a voodoo merchandise line, and sells them to anyone willing to buy?Well, Iruka, Kakashi, Sasuke, Naruto and Sakura are about to find out. SasuNaru, KakaIru, hinted ItaKyuu and others. DISCONTINUED.

Two years later the comet is approaching, and Aang must quickly prepare himself before he faces King Ozai. Meanwhile, Prince Zuko saves an Earthbender from the clutches of the Firebenders and finds himself facing even worse dishonor by falling in love.

Originally written for LJ's 36 erotic IY tales, the following is a series of "naughty" one shots written for a specific theme. They range in rating from Mature to older teen. There's multiple genres, with romance being the main one.

The same dream continuously haunted her mind. They looked like dulled photos that bled out the color that kept them alive. Was it a message explaining that not everything was as it seemed?

OCXDie, DieXHida, Hida/OC. A boy whose an idiot from Konaha that is a trapped in the Akatsuki HQ and a three mouthed blond Akatsuki member with a dark past. Think it can work out in the end? Rape in chapters 3 & 4. I KNOW DIE HAS FOUR MOUTHS! Lemme fix!

The return of a certain Uchiha causes two shinobi to realize their feelings.This leads to higher ranks, marriage, and kids!Naruto never thought he'd see his problem in one of his kids nor for them to be this "special". Full summary inside.SasuNaru Mpreg

AU:Going to an all girls school isn’t easy. Especially when you’re given the title ‘Prince’ by your classmates. Hinata finds herself dealing with girls vying for her affection and a certain roommate who isn’t at all what she thought she was. SasuxHina

Katherine Lynton picked up the Shinigami King's Death Note and can see every one of their kind. Upon discovering the identities of Kira and L, will she sit back and watch their battle ensue or will her own feelings force her to take sides? LxOC REWRITING

After a medic experiment gone wrong Sasuke now views everything in a sexual, kinky and dirty way…what is a naïve and innocent Sakura to do when she is assigned to get the old brooding and cold Sasuke back!

Kiba stumbles apon a girl while training. Little is known about the girl but she soons reveals herself to be called Aki Hakashu. They slowly grow closer and he and the village discover the secrets behind Aki's pretty face and quiet background... KibaXOC

In which Kyo and Haru get freaky, and I leave it all to your imaginations.

In 'Roots' you have no name. In 'Roots' you have no feelings. In 'Roots' you have no future. In 'Roots' you have no past. All you have is your mission. One young kunoichi doesn't exactly agree with that. SaixOC

Tsume, a mute girl with a photographic memory, is taken in by Kisame and Itachi. She travels with them as they head for a mission in Mist, accompanied by Deidara and Tobi. But, Tsume is being watched by one who has a connection to her hazy past.

FSI 3 years before L died, before Near became the new number 1 detective in the world, before Mello died trying to get the Death Note, a 15yearold girl, dubbed 'Site', arrived at Wammy's Orphanage for Gifted Children. On her arrival, Mello had taken...

She is the average high school senior. That is until her life takes an unexpected turn, bringing her to the attention of an insomniac detective trying to solve the case of the century. Can she help solve it or is her secret too dangerous to reveal? LxOC

Brsxiana finds herself in the streets of twilight town a new born nobody. her only place of solitude is the floating castle in the distance, and inside it perhaps, in Axel's arms? it's a fun romantic fanfic that started as a request, hope you like it!

On september 18th 1980 a girl is born with the ability to reconize death notes and shinigami without touching a death note. And if that wasn't enough, she also has a tie to L but does she have the ability to save him? L and Oc pairing.

L is an old childhood best friend of the group. What happens when she returns to NYC to find her crush and best mate, Chuck is a womanizing, drug-taking arsehole. And what happens when she gets a little too close to Nate? TV series based from Ep.6 onwards

ON HOLD/DISCOUNTINUED? Kaoru has always been use to the fact that Hikaru becomes closer to Haruhi. But can Hikaru accept Kaoru being closer to someone other than him self? HikaruxKaoru, slight HikaruxHaruhi, slight? OCxKaoru.

Naruto revives Haku and blah blah blah. Haku decides to play a game with Naruto's friends. It'd be much, much easier if they weren't out to kill him, again. Especially with what he did to all the girls.

Emi leaves her father to live with her older brother, a Kira case investigator. With her skill at drawing and a newfound natural profiling talent, she could be a big help with the investigation... if she wants to help, that is. AU story.

NarutoxOC My name is Ogokasi Liyenn. I am thirteen years old and I am from a small, mysterious village ten miles northwest of the Naruto Bridge. Rest of summary inside. Rating may go up for future chapters.

A new member, the first 'Official Girl'. Kyouya's secret? Nani nani?

Some people might give up when they get captured by Sranked criminals...not me! For the betterment of humanity I plan to go down fighting! Never underestimate the power of idiocy and people like me in extraordinary situations...! DeidaraXOC

Meet Namine Johnson. Your normal teenager. Her sister is popular, she's not, and she has two best friends. Roxas Ravine and Rikku Andrewswho is now Larxene. But what happens when Best Friends Forever turns to Best Friends For Never?

Rogue is the new girl at Forks High School. After she realizes her best friend from Phoenix, Bella, has classes with her and running into trouble in La Push at the same time she figures out the truth of her past will come out one way or another.

Kiba finally convinces Naruto to call Sakura to tell her how he really feels. Unfortunately, it isn't who he thinks it is on the other end of the line. NaruSasuNaru YAOI, Lemon M/M

A story of a girl named Kaji who disappeared along with many others from the village of the Sand. A few years later she returns to meet her cousin the Kazekage with a few new interesting qualities, not including her peculiar appearance. Violence and gore

It is Soubi's wish to simply be left alone during his precious hour of "bathtime." Kio, however, has other plans for his fellow companion. And little does Soubi realize just how helpless he is against the sly, fiesty blond.

Soubi? An abuser? SoubiXRitsuka NatsuYoji, SWEET LEMONADE, mature content, Yaoi Banging LEMONY GOONESS;AU

Nami wanted nothing more than to become a strong Ninja and fulfill her dreams, but then tragedy and love got in the way. KankurouOCKiba

Namine and Roxas are two very different people who happen to get sent to teh same boarding school. Though Namine fits in well and is new but Roxas stays at the chool year around and is what they call a reject. So, what's the difference.

A crazy romance comedy where a new girl from another world meets all the Naruto characters. Find out what she'll say to them. Lots of LEMONS. AyaneX? SasuXNaru Yaoi, mature content

Takara Satake is one girl who have to go against all odds just to survive in this cruel world...And the countdown will begin when her mother has only five months left to live...What will she do and what will the Host Club members do to help her out?

Curses for picking a fire elemental as a bed partner. Yaoi lemon, oneshot, AxelxZexion, with a walkon of everyone's favorite party crasher...

Roxas has been Namine's friend since elementary school. However, over the years, certain events have twisted up both of their lives. Not to mention their relationship together. Will these events actually bring them closer? AU Namixas.

OneShot. She was the sweetest person he had ever met. -Roxas&Naminé- -onesided Roxas&Kairi-

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me hot, what the hell happened to you?..[SaiSaku]

I don't know how much dirtier it can get . . .You'll be surprised, my friend. [Lemons][SaiXSaku] Sequel 2 Elevator Love.

Sakura POV. There is a lot for Sakura to deal with as the time to take on Orochimaru draws nearer. She finds herself thrust right in the middle of the chaos...and pregnant.

A story about Itachi's first love before the Uchiha Massacre.What happens when Itachi returns after the Massacre for the one he once loved the most?Does she hate him or does she love him? How does he feel? What about Sasuke?ItachiOC M for lemon.

The moment she met him, she knew she wanted nothing to do with him. She knew those eyes could see everything that shouldn't be seen. NejiOC, hints of NaruHina, SasuSaku.

Yumi was left in charge of the Akatsuki and she brought them to the Konoha to work for the Hokage, sequel to Typical Ninja's!R&R! summary suck, oh well X3

Yuki a seventeen ninja was transfered to the village hindden in the leaves because her village of snow signed a peace treaty with the leaf village. Now she has to start all over. GaaraxOC

Hikaru and Kaoru get Haruhi to try out new clothes they have chosen. What happens when they present her with a scandalous outfit? Rated M for sexual content

Team 7 gets a new member. How will she affect each of their lives? The very first in the Chronicles of Lily installment. This installment is mostly OCxShikamaru and OCxKiba, but it's going to change in the next installment.

Namine was always an ordinary girl, always outshined by her sister until she found Roxas.

OneShot. She wanted to try something new and he was along for the ride. -Roxas&Naminé-

Ren returns to Konoha for the first time since two of her close friends died protecting it. Only, she isn't there for joy or anything. She's come to pay her respects, but she meets a certain someone forcing her to run blindly away. But why? KakashiXOC R&R

When Orochimaru takes over the Akatsuki and Gaara accidentily kills Sakura, Orochimaru sends his daughter to join team seven, she turns out to be nothing what they expected, R&R, well apart from the sick sadistic twisted bit......wait bit of GaaraXYumi

See how something so sour can turn ever so sweet… Warning YuriLemo...Cherries LOL!

The Akatsuki has a new leader and she is trouble! She overthrew the last leader, and now she is on a rampage against Konoha. What is her grudge against Leaf? And why is she obsessed with Kakashi? Pairings I can't tell you because that would kill it...

On HAITUS. Eight years ago Zuko lost his only friend to the enemies of the Fire Nation. Now another girl teams up with Azula, but who's enemy is she? The Fire Nation's...or the Avatar's? ZukoxOC

An Antic Cafe fanfcition starring Miku and Bou as the main characters. This fanfiction is based off of their PV 'Smile Ichiban ii Oona' A friend requested it from me and I complied. People seemed to enjoy it, so I thought I would share.

InoShikaTemari. That's right. It's a threesome. Oneshot. Summary inside.

Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.

It’s his lover’s birthday and unfortunately or not, his lover’s also a pervert. Now what other than sex is going to satisfy him today? Slash. Erotic. Full blown sex and toy action.

While making cake for Naruto's birthday, Sai and Sakura didn't only share a night of insults. Warning: beware of the rating... Saisaku lemon. ONE SHOT

An Exploration of Body modification and the passion of art in some of its rarest forms, What is the ultimate expression of a painter? Sakura just might find out

This story is evil. It contains KYOUYAKAORU, TAMAKIKYOUYA, TAMAKIKYOUYAKAORU, HIKARUKAORU AND TAMAKIKYOUYAKAORUHIKARU. You have been warned.

The first part of a story arc where the gang meets some new allies. While heading to Omashu on the way back from the North Pole, the gang stops in a forest and meets an interesting person. Note: Zutara in later chapters.

Admiral Zhao may be a great leader, but he's not the greatest father. After raising his only daughter with an iron fist, she seeks out revenge, and running off with the banished prince seemed to be a perfect idea.

The elemental of Fire is transported to the world of th avatar, and has no idea whats going on! People won't stop calling her a fire bender, and a whore and she has no idea why!Reviews appreciated. NOW COMPLETE!

Now that Slade is gone, the Titans are focusing more on their own lives. Robin finds himself dragged into the life of a captivating young girl. How will everyone react to the events that happen around her? What will Robin do with his rising emotions?

Destiny Mannings; A Solitary Flame surrounded by water. She's moved from her hometown, gone to school with Rei, was the captain of her own beyblading team and has never heard of the Bladebreakers, until one fateful day, when everything changes... R&R!

AU KOC The year 2050 Kai is the leader of an underground Mafia,and one of the most powerful and desirable men in zone 2 . The shadow is the deadliest assassin and she is hired to kill Kai , she has never failed a job ............until now R&R !

Suki has to attend a new school for her own 'safety' and she becomes friends of none other than the Bladebreakers, although some have more feelings for her than she does for them, at first... KaiOCTalaOzuma MaxMariam

[Maybe Delete] It's been two years since the world championships. The bladebreakers are home when a new girl moves into town. She's just like Kai, no she aint his sister either so then who is she? Guess what Kaira is giving Kai? A KISS! O.O R&R

When the new girl Crystal persistently chases Kai, will she eventually give up or will Kai's cold attitude towards her change? COMPLETE "No you don't. You feel guilty that I'm leaving." I told him softly. "Do not force yourself to love me out of pity"

The Wildcats join up with the Bladebreakers to become the ultimate team. but when they join up, they become more than just teammates....pairings between Kai and oc, Ray and oc, Tyson and oc, and Max and oc. STORY COMPLETED

[Complete] AU Changing schools isn't easy. Kai found out the hard way, starting a feud that would rock the small town of Bakuten forever. 'Kai can't change...His heart is still selfish and cruel.'