WELCOME TO THE TWISTED PLACE ALSO KNOWN AS MY MIND!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Name: Kakeru

Penname: Kakeru-chan

Age: 15

Description: I'm 5 8 1/2 feet tall, brown/black hair, slightly tan skin and blue eyes. only play volleyball adn run, sometimes...but I'm not fat, I walk to school everyday, adn that's enough excersise in itself.

Interest: Manga, Anime, Reading, Writing, Art, Drawing, Photography, Music, drums, guitar, Myspace, Fanfiction (Duh!) Comics and in general all forms of art, especially ceramics! I have a boyfriend, who acts sooooo kawaii, so i deem him the name Kyo-chan!! Kyuu-chan is my older brother, Love you!!

Things U should kno at this moment:I am really wanting review on my stories and i dont care if thier flames either! and my best friends are Sai, Koshi, Gaara, Kii-chan, Kalar and Soshi! in that order! "Gets pumuled by friends" I WAS KIDDING! "friends apologise" Oh and these are not my friends real names but i made them up for them. My friend by the name of Gaara is almost just like him! (sometimes) I made a few new friends i call them Naruto and Sasuke cause both of them are a couple(their both guys) and they look so kawaii together!! oh adn to let you know Sai, Koshi, Gaara, Naruto, and Sasuke are the guys and Kii-chan, Soshi, and Kalar are the grls.

Personality: I'm a little... antisocial, when it comes to talking with others, I have my friends and my family, but that's it. I despise speaking in front of people, hate it with great intensity. Also, if your lucky enough to be my friend, I'm very loyal adn great at keeping secrets. Those that are my friend are very precious to me. My brother is the most precious thing in my life next to my boyfriend. How he loves me idk. Cause i'm so insane and crazily hyper, seriously no idea. Though i may be antisocial, does not mean i am the most hyper thing on this earth. My friends are great love my family with my whole being and my soul. And yeah other then being a bookworm and artist to be thats basically me!

Enough about me, let's get to the interesting part!!

Favorite Quotes: by my friends

“What in the Googley-net, Inter-world was that!” -Soshi

"If i die... i want you to know you have the most important thing in my life" -Koshi

"What!" -Soshi

pause

"What were we talkin about, oh well, hey wanna go to a movie?" -Koshi

Soshi anime sweatdrops

"What?" -Koshi

Soshi glares and walks away, me i just think 'idiot'

"if they didn't spend all their money on thoughs frekin Yu-gi-oh cards they could buy themselves lives" -Kyuu (my older brother talking about our cousins, freaks of nature)

"Sue me, if you dare!" -me

“If someone hates you, it's only fair to return the favor.” -Me

"I think it's time to accept the fact that your going insane." -Gaara

"If anyone touches my Starbucks I'll Kill Them!" -Sai (he reeeeeaaallllllyyyy likes starbucks)

“Dammit hurry up and get me my Starbucks already!" -Sai

“The hell with being a vegitarean, its too fuckin HARD! come to me my precious steak!” -Kii-chan

“Stop waisting my life, I have to go read fanfics...” -Me

“you can talk behind my back but i have just one word of advice. Tapp your heels together and say 'i need a life, i need a life' ” -Kalar

“if i am not meant to love let me be hit by lightning! "storm starts" not really!" -Kii-chan

"HAY YOU CAN"T LEAVE ME UP HERE!" -Soshi

"Watch me" -Gaara unhooks himself from rope

"but, but how will i get down?" he turns and looks

"your two feet off the ground" turns back and continues walking twords me and Koshi

Soshi looks down "oh.." (rock climbing)

"I HTE SHOOL!" -Kalar

"Hey geinus you forgot the a and and c -_-" -Me (we were passin notes)

"That's it i'm takin you outta my will!"- Koshi

"Who died and made you the ruler of the school?" -Gaara (we were talkin bout the principal)

"I'm awsomely, awsome, filled with awsomeness!"-Kii-chan

"I'm so bored! and its only FIRST PERIOD! AND class hasn't even STARTED!" -Me

'gets out notebook and starts drawin'

"MATH IS USELESS! who the hell cares about how long it takes and how many miles!" -Me

"SASUKE WE CAN'T DO THAT IN PUBLIC YOU RAPIST!!"-Naruto it was sooooo funny the whole mall looked at us when he said that

"You look at me from the inside and laugh cause i'm different, i look at you from the outside and laugh cause your all the same"-me

"To be looked at and hated is better then to be looked at and not seen at all"- Gaara

Favorite Pairings:

Sasuke X Naruto

Tohru X Kyo

Kyo X Yuki

Neji X Gaara

Gaara X Lee

Itachi X Gaara

Haku X Zabuza

Sasori X Deidara

Itachi X Deidara (demon fics only)

I'm openminded for other pairings... but no one will get paired with Sasuke except Naruto, the same goes for Naruto. NO ONE I SAY!!

Current Obsessions:

Naruto in demon form! (merged with Kyuubi, already a demon ) Also if Naruto and Sasuke had kids?? Think about it!! Naruto's cuteness with Sasuke's bloodline limit!! A mini Naruto Sasuke kid, THINK! Also Sasuke being a half demon, from the uchiha bloodline. Bloodlines in general.

Hated Characters :

Sakura -Oh yes, I deeply loath her!! Since I first saw her I'm against pink!! Her obsession with Sasuke is just ANNOYING AS FUCK!! Plus she's always to obsessed to do anything most of the time!!

Orochimaru- Really, he's just creepy and... urgh! hes a bastard too creepy experimenting bastard...ewww

Neji- not as much anymore but the fate thing and some people eggzagerate it WAY too much.

I like stories which shows a creative mind with good imagination, and i like LONG one-shots. Short ones are like crap, no offense. And before you ask, no, I will never write a Narusasu fic. Ever. PERIOD! If you like it good, guess what i don't. It doesn't seem to fit to me. But yeah, in some way they are right, just LOOK at Naruto. Naruto isn't really the type of person who would want to control somebody, he is too kind and forgiving for that. Plus really one Uzumaki pout and you know what role he plays. Plus would you try to rescue somebody who tried to kill you? No? Thought so. And for stories I only one thing: I don't like tragedies, a little angst is ok, but real life has enough tragedy, there is no need for more. Also thoughs that are too much OOC is really annoying, really if its not even remotely close, please don't write it. I love creative stories, but not where it loses it's plot. I've read a lot of stories on this site and i know some of these people should write their own books they're so good! Beginners keep up the work you'll be great i know it!!

I just wanted to say that, well then, below are my stories, read and review!!

Kakeru-MidnightDreams

NEWS

My stories will be updated soon! Promise I just ahve to get to typing them!!

FUTURE PROJECTS

-Possible titles: Darker Midnight, Midnight tolls

Vampire fic. Mainpairing: Sasunaru. Sidepairing(s): ItaGaa, maybe others.

have parts of it written, but the plot and storyline needs work.

-Possible titles: Competition...or Love

Mainpairing: Sasunaru Sidepairing: not decided but there will be some

High school fic. Uchiha Sasuke (17) happens to have an interest in the new student, Uzumaki Naruto (16). Being a genius he just decided to win said 'losers' heart, by all means possible, he is an Uchiha after all. though some distractions arise, will there be competition for the dobe's heart?

Thank you for reading my insane work!!