Agent Tomatohide bio
 I am Agent Tomato. My real name is none of your concern. I work for the Protectors of the Plot Continuum, Department of Mary-Sues. I frequently collaborate with Agents Maria Falcone and Crispin Reed, who will sometimes steal my laptop for their own use, because Makes-Things hasn't fixed theirs yet. (It had a rather unpleasant run in with our resident horse.) Adventures of theirs will be posted on here from time to time, and further missions can be found on my homepage. Lust Objects: Harry Potter-Remus J. Lupin LOTR-Faramir Doctor Who- Captain Jack Les Mis- Inspector Javert When I'm not slaying Mary-Sues, I enjoy mint tea, learning Sindarin, and watching strange television shows. |
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The Good Ship Name of Ship by Daystar Searcher reviews
Captain Daystar Searcher and her intrepid crew of fictional characters travel throughout the FanficVerse, saving well-written characters in bad stories, harvesting adverbs, getting hijacked by Mary Sues, thwarting wrongheaded pairings, etc.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,360 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Complete
The Fanfiction Academic Institute of Langley by GreenCat3 reviews
Kid-tested, Miss Cam-approved! Where the Bourne fandom comes for an education in canon, physics, and common sense, taught by the people best-suited to mete out justice - the characters themselves. Applications submitted via reviews will NOT be accepted.
Bourne series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,347 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 5/30/2008
Fair Wanderer, Thou Makest Me Sicker by Araloth the Random reviews
[Finally complete!] The Bane of Legolas, a Sue with Maia powers able to mangle Shakespeare beyond recognition, proclaims herself Queen of Rivendell. What happens when Legolas gets married and Sauron gets involved? Total madness ensues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,290 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
The Light of Pure Reason by Bixby the Footling Bat reviews
When Maggie Hill bought an old magnifying glass in London, she didn't expect to bring home the ghost of Sherlock Holmes. Now she's stuck with a sleuth only she can see, a roommate who doubts her sanity, and a detective agency she didn't know she wanted.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,277 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Sherlock Holmes
Meeting of the Minds by The Blue Raven reviews
Watson makes Will two different offers presented with similar motives. Watson/Will pre-slash.
Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,923 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Will Z., James W. - Complete
Oracle by Phoenix of Eternity reviews
When an injury leaves Neji without his sight, the Hyuuga prodigy must decide for himself what fate he really bears. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,195 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Okay, NOW Panic! by boz4PM reviews
This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 60 - Words: 465,490 - Reviews: 2478 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Complete
CPS by WitchWolf reviews
They are pale. They are shuddering. They’re out of character and out of their minds as well. They are the “romantic interests” and in bad need of an aspirin. And we provide. Welcome to the CPS – the Character Protection Society.
Neverwinter Nights - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,044 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007
Université des Écrivains Misérables by Bubonic Woodchuck reviews
A Miss Cam approved spinoff. The torture, er, education of the Les Misérables fandom begins here. Read the Brick. Meet the Staff. Learn through Pain. Applications submitted in reviews will NOT be accepted!
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,194 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 5/13/2005
Locked Inside The Facade by Esther-Channah reviews
COMPLETE! A sudden shock in Batman's life leads to his apprehension at the hands of GCPD. Warning: Major character deaths in first chapter.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 63,551 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Complete