Read Severus Snape's debut book and see Hogwarts in a whole new light. . . Warning: Contains sarcasm, bitterness, and Trademark Snape Wit. 3 Please check out my band, Mina's Veil - we've written a song about the amazing Professor Snape called The Silver Doe You can find us on Facebook, Bandcamp, Tumblr, YouTube and Patreon.

One-shot. Hermione serves detention after McGonagall catches her in a compromising position.

Now complete. None fluffy, high octane twisty tale of unlikely beginnings and extraordinary results. If you don't read it, how will you know what you're missing?

What would the characters of HP think of fan fiction? Well, now you can find out. As we write it, they dream it, leaving us with some very mentally scarred teenagers—and some professors, too.