HI!!
If you are here I imagine you have nothing better to do or have no life like me.
I'll tell you about my self:
NAME:(Not telling, but I will give my initials) V.P.C.G.
AGE:16 (since October 4th)
GRADE:10 -Sophomore (in high school).
TOP 5 MOVIES:
1. RENT
2. V for Vendetta
3. Star Wars
4. Superman and Batman (They tied.)
5. Harry Potter
TOP 5 BOOKS:
1. Harry Potter
2. Bridge to Terabithia (It made me cry!)
3. The Outsiders (It made me cry, too!!)
4. Vampire Academy
5. My Sister's Keeper (It's so sad!!)
TOP 5 COLORS:
1. Teal
2. Cerulean
3. Emerald
4. Scarlet
5. Magenta
TOP 5 FF CATERGORIES:
1. Harry Potter
2. Glee
3. Batman or Superman (or any that have superheros)
4. RENT
5. Any that includes Tokio Hotel!!
TOP 5 OBSESSIONS:
1. Cinema Bizarre (They are HOT, beautiful, German, musician guys,and I just love them, even if they broke up.)
2. Tokio Hotel (They are also HOT and German musician guys, but they actually do have songs in German.)
3. Harry Potter (Who doesn't like wizards!!!)
4. RENT (It's just musicals in general, but I do love RENT more than other musicals.)
5. Glee (I LOVE musicals and Chris Colfer is so cute/adorable.)
OTHER:
I hate sports.
I hate social sites. (I am a hypocrite... but it's only so cyber stalk people *shifty eyes*)
I'm obsess over things.
I'm very childish when I want to be.
I'm pathetically boring and don't have a life.
I have a Formspring, because to me it technically isn't a social site. ()
I wear glasses.
I listen to a wide range of music, from Tchaikovsky to Panik to Phoenix.
I want to learn how to juggle.
ETC.

Acording to my iPod Touch application
-Hello, my Pirate name is "Reeking" Jean Stormwatcher
-Hello, my Jedi name isCar-Va Guzchi
-Hello, my Stripper name is Dallas Leatherthong
-Hello, my Soap Opera name is Dot Wellington
-Hello, my Mafia name is Big Ass Alice the Greaser
-Hello, my Dwarf name is Thakola
-Hello, my Elf name is Isówen
-Hello, my Gnome name is Neaniver
-Hello, my Human name is Nyderameth
-Hello, my Orc name is Prùbona
-Hello, my Troll name is NailEarthtamer
-Hello, my Undead name is Samel
-Hello, my Spy name is Paz Central
-Hello, my Rapper name is V. Car
-Hello, my Superhero name is Teal Train
-Hello, my Wild West name is Virginia "Rootin' Tootin'" Clanton
-Hello, my Ninja name is Rakaka Mikashiaka
-Hello, my Wizard name is Lobelia Abercrombie

Now some things I found on the internet!!

You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) ...you accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) ...you haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) ...the reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or my space
4.) ...you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) ...your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) ...as you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) ...as you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) ...you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) ...you scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) ...now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) ...put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity…
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch To Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For marijuana"
7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't Use Any Punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Ask People What Sex They Are. Laugh Hysterically After They Answer.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Hard.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling
"Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over To Dinner. "Due The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...
20. Copy this and Send an E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile =D

My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet…Wait I forgot, I don't have braces! Be right back when I find out why I'm stuck to the carpet.

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada and stuff."- Britney Spears, Pop Singer

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago"- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver."- Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman

"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."- Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.

"It is white."- George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law."- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."- George Gobel

Yes, God created man before woman, but then you always create a rough draft before the final masterpiece.

I've gone to look for myself. If I return before I get back, please keep me here. When I get back I need to have a long talk with myself. We have matters to talk about concerning just the two of us.

I am the author of my own life. Unfortunately I'm writing in pen and I can't erase my mistakes.

I live in my own little world, but it is okay they know me there.

I'm normal... The voices in my head told me so

If you are falling off a cliff, you might as well try to fly... You've got nothing to lose.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like liposuction, eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
TO ALL THOSE WHO THINK HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG AND WANT TO FIGHT FOR A BETTER
FUTURE FOR OUR GAY AND LESBIAN FRIENDS, PLEASE REPOST THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.

We interrupt this profile for an important message to one who has passed on. He will be remembered dearly.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.

(Taken from GeminiNero's profile who took it from Lina03's profile who stole it frommandy-san's profile)

Here's something That me and my some of my friends came up with:

If you've reach this then I'm probably lost in thought Leave your name your number and I'll call you back when I find my way back.

Have you ever traveled down a dark road? I have... but I brought a flashlight- my friend said it IDK if she made it up or not.

Me -I made a small giggle
Friend-wow. only you would tell me what you actually did instead of just saying I laughed a little
Me-I'm cracking up on the inside
Friend-y?
Me-that was funny
Friend-see? only u would giggle at something that s supposed to be really funny then when I say something meant to be serious and make a point you crack up
Me-yeah, that's me =D

I wouldn't want to be like those people that want her killed I am one of those people that want her to choke on her food and die (Me on Miley Cyrus in Conversation With my Friend) (No offence to those who do like her, I just don't like her and think she is a...(will leave for interpretation (only if it's bad))

I know what I want to do after I die- Me
What? – Friend #2
Rest in peace-Me

During Cross Country (Which I hate!!) a senior friend came up to me.
If you don't do your best I'm gonna come haunt you in six years for your senior year- Senior Friend. My school kicks you out if you fail.

I was going to dictionary.com the other day because I needed to know how to spell a word, yeah I spelled dictionary wrong, and it took me to something completely different.

So that's it for now. Thanks for coming to my boring page. If you need any story ideas I can help, maybe.