If you hate the Cubs, please stand up.

Hey, Dainard here, great name, right? Good thing its not real, eh? School is starting so the updates may slow down but I am about to unleash a new Oblivion fanfiction, but I want to do the first few chapters before I release it, so the readers don't just get 600 words then a week wait.

If you hate the Bears, please raise your hand.

The oblivion fanfic is called the Usurper. It is about Cyrodiil being turned upside- down by organized undead. Could Camoran Usurper be back? Go ahead, google Camoran Usurper and learn of his ancient reign of terror!

If you're from Illinois, please walk away.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

Oh, i just thought of one!

If you have ever wasted two or three hours watching a cheap stupid-ass movie on the Scifi channel, copy/paste this on your profile.