Hello there!

I'm a hack-fraud who wants to hone his skills as a writer. While running an Empire keeps me away from the typewriter far more than I would like, I always try to get something down: the only problem is, no one in my staff of schlubs is literati enough to tell Dostoevsky from a shclock-pumper. So, I'm outsourcing to you. Oh, I think I left my Death Star shield generator off. Toodles!

- Uncle Palpy