Hatteresshide bio
 Author has written 20 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Harry Potter, Buffy X-overs, Supernatural, Teen Wolf, Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Spider-Man. I am a writer, web developer and burgeoning artist. Fanfiction is my playground. I'm not really all that active on here unless I'm publishing a story so if it's human interaction you're after my Tumblr is the best place to pin me down. I also have a Livejournal. Also, given the shitstorm that has hit ff.net recently concerning adult content, I'm not going to be uploading anything smutalicious here from now on. If y'all want to keep up to date with my dirty pr0n musings as well as things with - y'know - actual plot, 'tis best to follow me on Tumblr (hatteress.tumblr.com) where I link off to my other archives. Status' of unfinished stories and 'verses: Tripping 'Verse [SPN] - Ongoing. This is alive and kicking people - I'll be adding to it periodically. 01: Tripping 02: Tripping Extras 04: Epic Forms [BtVS/LoTR] - This isn't being worked on. I'd go so far as to say it's dead. Occasionally I nip in and do some edits but those times are few and very far between. I've very, very sorry to those that have followed it in the...gawd - years it's been up. All for a Bloody Thesis [HP/PoTC] - This one's dead in the water folks. No planned updates. Sorry! Tasks Series [BtVS/HP] - This one's not being worked on. No future stories planned. 01: The Second Task 02: The Third Task 03: The Grouch |
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The Confusing Dream Conundrum by poisongirll reviews
It all started when Sheldon had a confusing dream about Penny...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,422 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Touched by Aima D. Duragon reviews
Chuck is writing again and Dean's not too happy with the outcome. SPOILERS for any episodes up to 5.5! Dean/Cas
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,010 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - [Dean W., Castiel] - Complete
Eskimo Kisses and Tickle Fights by thecouchcarrot reviews
Slight AU one-shot. Human!Cas, established relationship Dean/Cas, unabashedly fluffy. A story about things that real men do not do. "Isn't that kind of what you do anyways? Snuggle?" "We do not snuggle," Dean asserted. "We spoon manfully. For warmth."
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Troubled Water by thecouchcarrot reviews
Dean/Cas multichapter. Set right after the finale. Cas visits Dean one last time, and Dean is angry. Things quickly spiral out of control, and neither knows where this is headed anymore. Now Complete. Ch. 7: Time to say goodbye.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,232 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
How to Romance a Human by cloudyjenn reviews
Castiel consults a Cosmo article in order to seduce Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 2,632 - Follows: 299 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
This Story Needs More Power Ballads by pyrebi reviews
In which Dean has an angelic boyfriend and Sam is a better brother than anyone gives him credit for.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Not Usually a Good Thing by cloudyjenn reviews
Five ways Castiel made Dean feel. Dean/Castiel slash
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,110 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 93 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Request by cloudyjenn reviews
When Sam Winchester prays for his brother, Castiel is finally sent on his very first assignment. But what should be a simple love match turns into much more and Castiel finds himself risking everything to ensure the happiness of his frustrating charge.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,602 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 1,693 - Follows: 175 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Tshirt incident: Retaliation & Escalation by Pika-la-Cynique reviews
Sequel to 'the T-shirt Incident' fic and the 'Jareth's Tshirt' pic. Goading the Goblin King into a twitching fury is the sort of dangerous idea that can get a girl into very, very hot water indeed... Utterly JxS. EDIT 11-08: PART DEUX begins at last!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 57,550 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 12/20/2009 - Published: 5/30/2007
The Key To Marauding by Anoron reviews
What if Dawn jumped instead of Buffy? What if she landed at Hogwarts? What if she befriended the four most troublesome boys ever to set foot in the school: the Marauders?
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 370,691 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 10/2/2006 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Complete
The Curse of the White Sword by Jocelyn reviews
Will and Elizabeth's wedding plans are thrown off by a new curse on the Caribbean. Jack Sparrow and the the Black Pearl run into old friends, famous pirates, a mysterious sword, and battle the sea itself! Just in time for the movie come out: COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,456 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 8/16/2003 - Complete
Bond by Anna Fugazzi reviews
Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. [Finished]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 204,036 - Reviews: 3646 - Favs: 9,091 - Follows: 2,055 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Repairs by Sisiutil reviews
Spike is called upon to help the mentally disturbed slayer Dana. But what if the ensouled vampire decides she's beyond hope? Also features Andrew and Faith. COMPLETE.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,195 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/25/2004 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Spike, Faith - Complete
Aftermath by L'Morgan reviews
Now COMPLETE! Port Royal and Lots of Jack, Adventure, Angst, touch of romance PG-13 Disaster Scenes Mild WE,J A Please R&R!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 118,403 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/29/2003 - Published: 9/19/2003 - Complete
Ilfirin Meleth by Anoron reviews
BtVS/LOTR crossover. *COMPLETE* Dawn/Legolas. AU version of 'the Gift'- Dawn finds herself in Middle-Earth where she encounters some strange people, namely, the Fellowship. Chapter 18 up!
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 80,102 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/16/2003 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Complete
Seamus is Seamus and You are Yourself by Ari Munami reviews
Harry goes through some... er, changes before Sixth Year. Everyone, including Draco Malfoy, sits up and takes notice. DM/HP. Chapter 19: Yes, people... 'TIS THE LAST CHAPTER! How in all seven hells will it end??
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,791 - Reviews: 1826 - Favs: 1,964 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 4/30/2003 - Published: 7/26/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Draco In Darkness by plumeria reviews
Following an accident in his seventh year, Draco loses his eyesight. After Harry elbows his way into Draco's dark world, both boys find themselves in a strange new friendship, and they each learn new ways to see each other … and themselves. [Complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,959 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 2,761 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 3/31/2003 - Published: 2/13/2003 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Scarab by BK the irregular reviews
An exile from the gods of ancient Egypt surfaces in California, at the Mouth of Hell. (Crossover with Stargate: SG-1) (complete)
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,308 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/16/2003 - Published: 3/5/2002 - Complete
Some Things are Better Left Unknown by Giesbrecht reviews
Ch 1 slightly revised There are plenty of fics with Harry and Co. going back and time. What if the Marauders went forward?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,959 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 4/25/2001 - Published: 3/10/2001 - Complete
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Once Bitten reviews
Derek would really appreciate it if the universe would stop paralysing him and throwing him in the path of Stiles goddamn Stilinski. Actually, scratch that - he'd appreciate it if it'd stop throwing him in Stiles' path full stop.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,459 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Derek H., Stiles S.
Be My Kevin reviews
5th in the Tripping 'verse. Turns out Crowley's hand in the aborted apocalypse didn't put him back on Hell's Christmas card list after all. Dean/Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,826 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Caller ID reviews
Dean gets a really ill-timed phone call that turns out not so ill-timed after all. Dean/Cas Slash.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Epic reviews
Fourth in the Tripping 'Verse. Lisa's always been a fan of epic love stories. Imagine her surprise when she discovers she's living next door to one. Dean/Cas
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Moses Has an Alibi reviews
Third in the Tripping 'Verse. If there's one thing Castiel should have learned in all his years it was that peace never lasted. The apocalypse may have been over but life went on – and with it came...complication. Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,660 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Humans Do It Better reviews
Coda to 6.10. Dean counted on getting drunk as hell, passing out and hopefully forgetting the craptastic state his life was in for a while. What he hadn't counted on was someone joining him. Dean/Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 73 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Whose Belt Is It Anyway? reviews
EPIC spoilers for the promo for 6.07 - Family Matters. There's a belt. It's not around someone's waist. So whose is it? These are my very Dean/Cas tainted ideas for each of the three possibilities. Rated for language.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Wrong reviews
Dean knew his brother damnit. So when he said there was something wrong with Sam, there was something friggin' WRONG with Sam. A crack-tastic speculation on the defectiveness of Season 6 Sammy. Spoilers through to 6.05.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Tripping Extras reviews
Second in the Tripping 'Verse. A collection of deleted/extra scenes from the fanfiction 'Tripping'. Featuring Cas the pervy voyeur, Bobby cursing heavy sleepers and Jimmy realising just how lucky his is not to remember his time as a Vessel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Unfaithful reviews
The Impala has a few choice things to say about Dean's apple-pie life. **SPOILERS for episode 6.01 - Exile on Main Street**
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Dean W. - Complete
Tripping reviews
That time the universe decided Dean belonged with Cas and wasn't afraid to pull out the big guns to make it so. Big guns in this case being obsessive fangirls, archangels turned tricksters and overly enthusiastic cupids. Welcome to Dean's life. First in the Tripping Verse.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,351 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Slayers Dawn never watched reviews
Various oneshots across various fandoms. Prompted by the question - if Dawn had become a watcher, who would be her slayer?
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,789 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 7/22/2008
Forms reviews
When Dawn sacrifices herself to save the world, she ends up anywhere but heaven. Think dwarves and elves and orcs OH MY! Dawn/Legolas
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 101,837 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 5/9/2003 - Dawn S., Legolas
Catching Sight reviews
Out of thousands of champions and thousands of universes the monk's spell chose Buffy. But now a default is needed. Who better to champion the key than a superhero? btvs x spiderman movies. Dawn/Peter
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,191 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Dawn S., Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
The Grouch reviews
Third in the Tasks Series. Wesley is a busy man. So why do people insist on dragging him to Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry in the middle of his work day?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Wesley W. - Complete
The Third Task reviews
Second in the 'Tasks' series. Lord Voldemort's dastardly plan is about to be put into action. The evil Moody imposter has set the trap. If all goes well Harry Potter should be dead before midnight! They really should have checked that Dawn wasn't invited.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,441 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Dawn S., Cedric D. - Complete
The Second Task reviews
First in the 'Tasks' series. The merpeople specified something precious. What if, for Cedric, it wasn't Cho? Dawn/Cedric
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Dawn S., Cedric D. - Complete
All for a Bloody Thesis reviews
On a historical excursion from her wizarding university, Ginny Weasley is thrown into the lap of one Captain Jack Sparrow...my my, what's a scandalous pirate captain to do? Harry Potter x PoTC. Ginny/Jack. Pre Dead Mans Chest
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,137 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 9/30/2003 - Ginny W., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Buffy's new Beau reviews
LotR x BtVS Buffy brings her new beau home to meet the group. Buffy/Gollum. Hilarity intended.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Buffy S., Gollum
Helping him be Quiet reviews
Spike is falling into a darkness created by his soul and manipulated by the first; when Buffy won't help him be quiet he has no other option but to waste away…..right? Dawn has other ideas. vague Dawn/Spike
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/30/2003 - Dawn S., Spike