Howdy-do, pekes and pollicles! I'm Lou, or Lace, or whatever.

I like to write about men, and sex, and men having sex. On a good day I may even throw a woman in there. On a really fucking good day.

I'm a crazed yaoi fanatic with an insane addiction to yogurt pretzels and a baseball cap fetish. I'm a theatre nerd as well as an anime junkie and would love to do voice work. Or create my own homemade pasta, but that's all in the stars.

Joel McDonald is a sexy ass mother fucker and if anyone finds him report him to me immediately.

If you hate yaoi, yuri, sexual content, or crack pairings, GTFO.

If you're one of those tumblr whores who obsess over Oofuri in your dash like me, PM my ass so we can be follower-friends and have sexy oofuri time.

Toodle-loo for now, motherfuckers.

Update: 3/19/12
Hey, it's Lou, your local mediocre writing talent. My apologies for the long absence, my laptop crashed sometime around December and only today have I been able to fix it. But I'm back now, armed with Virus Protection and a new tablet for on-the-go creativity! Hoo-rah!

WoH and MH will go on Hiatus for a little while so I can work on some other projects. But they'll come back eventually, so not to worry.

My current Oofuri fangasm is at it's pinnacle and I can't NOT write about my little gay athletes, so they'll be getting the spotlight for the time being. ;)

Currently on Hiatus:

Windows of Heaven - Harvest Moon. A story following an earlier death to Jack then the canonical one. M rated for a number of reasons including sexual explicitness and violence and that beautiful F word. Follows the story of what the town's up too after his death, mostly Nami, his wife, and his son, Dalton. Loaded to the brim with crack-pairings, this one is sure to get mixed reactions depending on the maturity and open-mindedness of the reader. I am VERY open to criticism and advice on this one. If my timeline seems messy, please feel free to tell me. I take all reviews like a man.

Makai High - Yu Yu Hakusho. AU. Centers around a very wealthy teenager, Koenma, going into high school with some commoners and befriending them, along the way starting a very rocky relationship with the determined and playful Yusuke Urameshi. The pairings in this are Yusuke and Koenma, Hiei and Kurama, Botan and Shizuru, and Kuwabara and Yukina.