I AM NOT GIVING UP ANY OF MY STORIES ! I'M AT A VERY BAD TIME TO BE UPDATING RIGHT NOW ! MY APPOLIGIES !

Name: I go by Tes or Curly (long Story, don't ask)

Age: My birthday is November 10

Hair color: Brown and blond

Eyes: Green W/ Gold

Stupid Rants -

Now I'm absolutely enraged. Edward is the reason. Look at him, he is like Horton in Horton Hears A Who. He will not drop the clover, no matter what. Well that clover is Bella. So after the clover is safe its like Edward/Horton has a duty to protect that clover no matter what. Well Guess what bucko that clover can take care of itself.

Copy and paste -

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy/paste onto profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile.

If you have an MP3 and love rocking out to it, post on profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy onto profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy onto profile

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER.
I'm a TOMBOY so I MUST be a homosexual that's looking for attention.

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just SHUT UP AND STOP, POST THIS

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

Favorite quotes and scenes i've found on here I own none of them

Is that really what makes you happy? Because I find that quite sad, relying on the failures of other people for your sick amusement when you can just look in the mirror every day and see the biggest failure in the world

Luna looked shocked, “Oh…well…um….congratulations, may the pink yellowlocka be with you.”

And as she tries to whisper, “ Forever I stand. Never shall I fall again to my knees. Never shall darkness overpower me. Alone I stand in this world of anger and hate. I am, and always will be, alone for this eternity.”

"Yes," I said. "Love can be magical," I took a deep breath, deluding some of my pain. " But sometimes, magic can be just..." I blinked as a single tear fell down from my hate filled eyes directly staring into his. "... an illusion."

The old woman looked at him strangely and tried to move away, but there was really no where to go, and she ended up just brushing against him. Emmett closed his eyes and then opened them again, asking her. “Was it good for you too?”

“Hey, I'm Mike. Who are you?” he asked in what I assume was supposed to be a seductive voice, but it sounded like a dying cat. His eyes traveled up and down my body. I improvised. “I'm a lesbian, that's what I am.” On that note, I hurried off down the hallway.

“Edward, why aren’t you eating?” He shrugged again and mumbled something about not hungry. So I opened my throat and yelled, “Eat it!” He nearly jumped out of his seat

"Well, Edward we are concerned with you because everyone in the family has found a mate and someone to love. You on the other hand have no one, not only that, but you never show any interest in woman. You are 108 years old and you have never had a relationship before, that can only mean one thing. I'm not the only one who thinks that either, so it has brought us to the conclusion that you are well a... homosexual"

“What the fuck?” Emmett cussed as he pushed me off him and I rolled onto the floor next to Jasper. His eyes opened and when he opened his eyes and looked at me I winked. “Hey how you doin’?” I said in the seediest voice I could manage, rolled over to totally face Jasper and he hissed and pushed himself up off the floor. Emmett burst into howls of laughter and as I started getting up Jasper punched my shoulder.

Alice nodded. “ Basically my brother thinks his penis is a force of evil.”

“Did you just bitch slap me?” Rose asked disbelievingly, rubbing her cheek. I felt Edward moving beside me, getting ready to defend me from Rose's long French manicured nails