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hello! this is midnightblue2003, me, and this is an account where I'll post all my lemony smut :3 I do this to try to escape the radar of my parents O_o I take requests, just don't expect them to come in like, a week's time cause I love to procrastinate. A lot. so it will be late... anyways, feel free to send stuff here! :) link to my original account: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/8186483/ just gonna sign off in a cliche way... thank you for your attention, and good night/good morning/ good afternoon folks! |
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And Libertea for All by Zeplerfer reviews
Chapter 15: As usual, Alfred has waited until the last minute to find a present for his office gift exchange. Fortunately for him, it seems someone else is in the same predicament... {My collection of USUKUS oneshots. Full list of summaries in chapter one.}
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,972 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 12/17/2016 - Published: 1/4/2015 - [America, England/Britain]
Stowaway by Mandelene reviews
America gets more than he bargained for when he decides to see for himself just what it means to be a pirate. (FACE family)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,206 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/4/2016 - Published: 10/23/2016 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada - Complete
Child's Play by Mandelene reviews
Alfred isn't sick. He just sees the world differently, but there will always be those who don't understand. Thankfully, he has two parents that do.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,074 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/22/2016 - Published: 9/17/2016 - England/Britain, America, France, Canada - Complete
And England Keep My Bones by RobinRocks reviews
It's the 1880s and America is desperate for England's attention and a way into his bed. He's not above dragging Shakespeare into it - and definitely not above stealing his skull. For England's birthday/Shakespeare's birthday/400th anniversary of his death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,682 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 10/19/2016 - Published: 4/23/2016 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Speak by The Goliath Beetle reviews
Lovino is shy. So is Antonio. Oh dear... *multi-chapter Spamano*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,413 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/7/2016 - Published: 8/21/2016 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
S-O-S by fengbi reviews
There were a great many things that Alfred F. Jones wished to never experience. At the top of that list was calling his very pregnant mate at 3am from jail.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/5/2016 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Pillowtalk by fengbi reviews
America usually got along with his president just fine. But getting arrested for starting an impromptu riot at 3am was definitely pushing the limits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/8/2016 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Fantasy by FusilliWriter reviews
He had been fantasizing about this since they met. Based on something I've been thinking about since the Halloween special came out and won't leave me alone. It has nothing to do with Halloween though. Gerita and some Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2016 - [Germany, N. Italy] [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
Countdown by fengbi reviews
Arthur's watch is set to go off in the midst of the second world war. It's a time of widespread homophobia and narrowmindedness so it is most definitely not okay that Arthur's soulmate is another man. Soulmate AU. Written for USUK Dimension Transcension Week 2015, Day 2: War/Soulmate AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/2/2016 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Sand and Silk by Hannaadi88 reviews
Slavery takes on many forms- enslavement of the mind, bondage of the body and subjugation of the will. In a time when flesh is sold for money, free will is a luxury that only the rich may enjoy. Harem AU, UKUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,910 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 4/17/2016 - Published: 12/16/2012 - [England/Britain, America] France, Canada - Complete
Consorting With the Enemy by fengbi reviews
Arthur's soulmate is also his worst enemy. Thing start to makes sense when he gets arrested by his own soulmate. Based off the AU where your soulmate's name is written on one wrist and the other wrist has your worst enemy's name. Omegaverse, Soulmate AU, Prostitution AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,358 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/2/2016 - Published: 3/27/2016 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Una Notte A Napoli by Alexander Ryan reviews
Spamano. Third person POV. One night in Naples, by the moon and sea, my heart was stolen by an angel who had forgotten how to fly. (Full plot can be found in the header.) Rated M for foul language, sexual implications, strong hints to mental illness, and other adult themes.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 124,895 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/21/2016 - Published: 5/30/2014 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] France, Prussia - Complete
Family Business by fengbi reviews
Scotland drops by America's place to check up on his brother and makes sure America is treating England right.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/18/2016 - [America, England/Britain] Scotland - Complete
Sour Milk by fengbi reviews
Of all the ways Arthur could have met his soulmate, he did not expect to meet him breaking into his store to buy six gallons of milk in pajamas. USUK, soulmate AU, coffee shop AU, Convenience store AU. The omake is now up, in which Alfred finally gets his revenge (alternatively: what Alfred does with four and a half gallons of milk).
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 2/7/2016 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Attract by Car reviews
After six years of harboring unrequited feelings for his traveling companion Alfred, Arthur decides to conduct a little experiment. With the help of his new Spritzee, Arthur attacks Alfred with an attract attack to make him all in love with him. The only things left to wonder are if it worked, and if it did, was it wrong to do it? Poketalia, USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/14/2016 - Published: 1/31/2016 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Worth a Thousand Words by Icy Amour reviews
Lovino has lost his cell phone. This wouldn't be a problem if that phone did not contain the damning evidence of his biggest secret. What will happen when Francis finds it and threatens to share it with the one person who can never know his secret? They do say that a picture is worth a thousand words after all. Spamano with very brief BTT.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,748 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2016 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] France, Prussia - Complete
It's just going to be you and me by ButterFish reviews
Alfred thinks he's going insane; he keeps dreaming about a green-eyed guy, he hears voices and he keeps finding long, white feathers everywhere. Is the angel Arthur that is haunting his dreams real or is he making it all up? - USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,273 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 2/9/2016 - Published: 7/15/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Happy Birthday America by RamblingRae reviews
It's America's birthday and England's feeling rather cranky as always, but when he arrives at his home, a special surprise is waiting for him. UKUS. Crossdressing. Implied sexual content. One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2015 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
The Languages of Love by fengbi reviews
Arthur and Alfred first meet as university students in a coffee shop. This is how they came to spend their lives together. Coffee shop AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2015 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Smiles by JeSuisUnePomme reviews
[One Shot] [Spamano] Request prompt from Tumblr. "I've seen the way you look at me when you think I don't notice." Antonio had the gall to laugh after that and I felt the unfortunate heat of a blush rise in my cheeks. I huffed and crossed my arms, turning away so he wouldn't see my embarrassment. "Impossible," I spat.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/21/2015 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
Don't Dance Alone by Sillinae reviews
Dancing, Lovino finds, can be a distraction in many different ways. Having to find a distraction from another distraction however, is harder than he is willing to admit. (Spamano oneshot, shop owners au)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,984 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/20/2015 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
It's Always Sunny in Hetalia by Adiaphory reviews
A series of one-shots based on episodes of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia." These are the shenanigans the owners of the shabby Axis Powers Bar get into with all these idiots surrounding them! [Human AU. Always Sunny. Parody]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,525 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/16/2015 - Published: 7/15/2015 - N. Italy, Germany, Japan
Cupid Fired the Shooting Star by The Goliath Beetle reviews
Romano 'Lovino' Vargas wants nothing more than to distance himself from his grandfather and his murky illegal business. When a shooting star streaks across the sky, Lovino's friends make wishes. And the next day, a mysterious new student named Antonio turns up in class. So starts a cycle of wishing, fulfillment and a lot of red carnations. College AU Spamano. Two-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,856 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 6/26/2015 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] France, Prussia - Complete
Dog Sitting by Sillinae reviews
Spain has a way with dogs, and has volunteered to watch Germany's for a weekend. When Romano finds out, he is less than pleased. But he refuses to admit that he can be jealous of a dumb dog, no matter how much of Spain's time it takes up. But sometimes it just gets to be a little too much. Spamano oneshot, fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2015 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
When I'm Antonio by Adiaphory reviews
"The person my friends knew was not me, but the person I am is not me. My trophies made me Antonio. When they were gone, so was I. I was nothing. I craved to be Antonio again. I will be Antonio again." [Serial Killer AU. Spamano. Minor FrUK]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,950 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2015 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] [France, England/Britain] - Complete
Mio Figlio by Adiaphory reviews
Romano has a new pet squirrel and what better place to take him than to the World Meeting? Germany, however, seems to be the only nation not amused by the new dynamic duo. [T for mild language]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/24/2015 - S. Italy/Romano, Germany - Complete
The Art of Flying by The Goliath Beetle reviews
They're both a little bit damaged, a little bit unscathed. Lovino can only truly see the world when Antonio describes it to him. Words can be magical, words can drive the darkness away. –Spamano one-shot. Blind!Lovino, Writer!Antonio, College AU, very light mentions of sexual abuse of a minor- Now in Russian! You can check my profile for details!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,193 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 30 - Published: 4/3/2015 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Workplace Conduct by Taxie reviews
Omegaverse human AU. In which HR professional alpha!Arthur and contract worker omega!Alfred meet and then end up violating every workplace decency rule imaginable. Or at least they do in Arthur's head. Rated M currently for Arthur's dirty thoughts. Chapter 4: In which Ivan offers his assistance. Sort of.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,129 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 3/7/2015 - [England/Britain, America]
Like Rick by Adiaphory reviews
Romano is a hardcore The Walking Dead fan and Spain wants some revenge for being rudely awakened. What Spain didn't account for was the wrath of an Italian when his show is interrupted! [Rated T for language. Spamano]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2015 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] France, Prussia - Complete
Lovino Smiles by Adiaphory reviews
Weeks go by and Antonio notices how solemn his Lovino has become. He would do anything to see Lovino smile again, even if it's through nerdy love songs. [Rated T for minimal swearing. High school AU. Spamano. Inspired by a text post on tumblr]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/23/2015 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
The Anglo-American Loan by Taxie reviews
A new world order post WWII with new leaders and a new balance of power. US/UK, and very much in that order. Dub-con-ish, BDSMish. You know. Politics as usual. Companion fic to "December 8, 1940."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,279 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/18/2015 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
December 8th, 1940 by Taxie reviews
A day that didn't live in infamy. The development of Lend-Lease, and sex. Historical premises involved and fully exploited. US/UK. Enjoy. Companion to "The Anglo-American Loan."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,755 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2015 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Sunshine by The Goliath Beetle reviews
Lovino still suffers from anxiety attacks and nightmares, thanks to his abusive ex-boyfriend. Antonio is the seemingly well-adjusted paraplegic who's lost his ability to walk because of an utterly pointless accident. But which of the two is really healthier? While Lovino works hard to recover, Antonio is simply giving up hope... -Spamano one-shot. Warnings: anxiety, domestic abuse-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,385 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/23/2014 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Apparent Lies by Zeplerfer reviews
"I'm pregnant," America said, hoping to frighten England for Halloween. But what is he supposed to do when his lie makes England happier than he's ever been before? There's only one solution: Keep lying until it becomes true. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,718 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 10/31/2014 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
The Three Of Us by The Goliath Beetle reviews
For the Bad Touch Trio, friendship is a precious thing, a bond to be guarded fiercely, to be constantly tended to. One night after a stressful world meeting, Spain reminisces over his relationship with his two best friends. -A BTT friendship one-shot-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/13/2014 - France, Prussia, Spain - Complete
glory hallelujah by boys and girls look to the sky reviews
"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I had gay sex to music that wasn't Gospel." – Lovino/Antonio
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2014 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
21 by The Goliath Beetle reviews
In 1925, Benito Mussolini is god. By 1944, he is the devil. -Veneziano, Romano, and Mussolini- *Part two in the Dictators series. Historical!Hetalia. Reader discretion is advised. ONESHOT*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,190 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/14/2014 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Rose Family by The Goliath Beetle reviews
Antonio was the best football player in the high school team. Until a certain Lovino Vargas arrives. Lovino is gifted, ruthless, and brilliant on the field. Antonio finds it all rather endearing, much to Lovino's chagrin. And somehow, this has something to do with 'being true to yourself' and all that jazz. -Spamano oneshot. Human AU-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,164 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/13/2014 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Yo Nunca Te Dejaré (I Will Never Leave You) by DasGrossartigeIch reviews
Spamano Omegaverse PWP
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/2/2014 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
You're Not A Problem by Animerulzs1267 reviews
"No shit, I am a problem," he said bitterly to Antonio. Or was he talking to himself? "I'm just a piece of crap in someone's way. Like you. You wanted me over Feliciano even though I told you many times you could have him. Why the hell did you pick someone as stupid and problematic as me than someone perfect and obedient?" Rated T, Spamano, one-shot, please enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/20/2014 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
Take A Video, It Holds Memories by Heaven's Dusk reviews
Lovino and Antonio spend time together at the park as Antonio films it all. Then, years later... "'What's with camera, bastard' Replay, again. 'What's with the camera, bastard' Again. Again. Again." (AU, Spamano)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/11/2014 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
Te Amo by Julia Biancardi reviews
Romano goes overboard yelling at Spain and without thinking the older nation lashes out at him. Romano, obviously, is hurt, but the physical pain is nothing compared to the emotional need for Antonio's comfort, and Spain? He runs, too ashamed that he hurt his little Italy. Spamano, one shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/28/2014 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
You're Such a Geek by Fire Bear1 reviews
America needs a place to stay before the meeting in London - so he decides to go to England's place. However, England is acting stranger than normal...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/3/2014 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Being One of the Responsible Nations by Car reviews
England bit his lip, chancing a glance at at his neighboring nations and slipping his phone out of his pocket. No one would notice him sending one little text message to the handsome American across the table, would they? Of course not.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 46 - Published: 6/30/2014 - America, England/Britain
The Pumpkin Patch (Spamano) by Reverse Gravity 499 reviews
Antonio and Lovino go to a pumpkin patch, much to Lovino's displeasure, and Antonio wants to find the biggest pumpkin in the field. Spamano, Human!AU. Ridiculous amounts of fluff. I rated it T just to be safe for Lovino's mouth and the end (which probably isn't what you're thinking so...)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2014 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
I Promise by Hannaadi88 reviews
The dark is complete, shrouding everyone and everything in it with a thick layer of despair. That won't stop a commander and his soldier from finding each other's hand, eventually.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2014 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Size Matters by The Goliath Beetle reviews
Francis has an embarrassing moment, and Gilbert and Antonio just won't leave him alone. *Based on a news article*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2014 - France, Prussia, Spain - Complete
Believe in Love by Icy Amour reviews
Antonio has been away for a month and Romano really missed him (though he'd NEVER admit it). So why is the Spaniard acting like he has something to hide? This odd behavior has Romano on edge. Not that he really cares. Spamano fluff! T for Romano's mouth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/12/2014 - Published: 1/9/2014 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
Philtre by Fire Bear1 reviews
America is curious to know what his Amortentia would smell like and asks England for help.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/29/2014 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Our Father by S.E. Mellark reviews
Because two Omegas shouldn't be together. Especially if they're of the same gender.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,012 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 8/25/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Look to the Future Now, It's Only Just Begun by Teenage Mouse reviews
Pottertalia. Arthur and Alfred are paired up to read each other's love fortunes in Divination class. Naturally, they're both too obvlious to realise that the signs are pointing to each other.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,415 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 65 - Published: 1/3/2014 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Some Like It Hot by Zeplerfer reviews
Alfred and Arthur steam up the YMCA's sauna. USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/22/2013 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Star-crossed by Iggycat reviews
"There is, without a doubt, no worse feeling than realizing something is wrong with you." USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,856 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/17/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Ficlets for Spamano Day by ohhthegreatestblinkinglight reviews
1st: Nekotalia- Romano is naturally upset when Spain does something to hurt himself, but in the end they make up with kisses and purrs. 2nd: Smut that started with tomatoes (as expected). 3rd: Hurt/Comfort-Related to Spanish Inquisition. 4th: Fem!Romano/Spain- Classic Princess and her dark Knight.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,603 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 6/24/2013 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
Troll in the Dungeons by PitFTW reviews
Thought you ought to know…
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,450 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/30/2013 - [America, England/Britain] [France, Canada] - Complete
The Biggest and Best Mistake of My Life by Mediterranean Tomatoes reviews
I've made a lot of mistakes in my life. A lot of times with my one, very best friend. But if you ask me, this was by far the worst of them all. 1st POV Spain, Spamano/RomaSpa
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,950 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2013 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
Say Yes to the Dress by Whymsical reviews
Arthur loses a bet and goes shopping with the Bad Touch Trio. USUK, rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,557 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/24/2013 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Prometheus Rising by White Mizerable reviews
Alfred Jones will do anything to protect humanity, even if they hate him for what he is. Arthur Kirkland may be the one thing that will force him to survive, not for others, but for himself. Dark Fantasy AU. USUK. HIATUS- POSSIBLE DISCONTINUATION
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,400 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 3/27/2010 - America, England/Britain
Puppy Love by Zeplerfer reviews
Arthur and Alfred's dogs have a brilliant plan to bring the two together. USUK. Oneshot. Based on the opening scene of Disney's 101 Dalmatians.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/2/2013 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Stairway to Heaven by Car reviews
He stood out to Alfred the moment he saw him. Of course, it wasn't hard to stand out in a fitness center when you're wearing a sweater vest, khakis, and loafers, but that's totally beside the point. (Cute little USUK Drabble!)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/1/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Sometimes You Have to Lose to Win by Lunar Iris reviews
England loses a bet and must wear a very tight pair of skinny jeans to a world meeting. The other nations find this hot. But, the sensation that his jeans and their lecherous attention create annoy America. What does he do about it? Sexy-times ensue! De-anon from the Kink Meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,642 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/19/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
At Peace Once More by Melody Syper Carston reviews
Migraines...sucked ass, Alfred decided as he curled up tighter under the multitudes of blankets. And yet, with Arthur laying next to him, they were a little bit more bearable. Oneshot. Slight USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Present Trail by Fire Bear1 reviews
Alfred is annoyed that Arthur only gets him joke presents for his birthday but, when Francis mentions Arthur's situation with his own birthday (and the fact he doesn't know the exact date), he hatches a plan... What's in store for Arthur when he finds a matryoshka doll on his front step?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,607 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/24/2013 - England/Britain, America, France - Complete
Jealousy by xKireyy reviews
When Antonio brings home a surprise, Lovino isn't very thrilled. As he spends more time with his new pet, will Lovino become jealous? Spamano oneshot; COMPLETE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2013 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
I Show Not Your Face by Car reviews
Pottertalia AU. Arthur shook his head, stepping forward and standing up on his tip toes to read the inscription etched into the frame. "Erised stra ehru oyt ube cafru oyt on wohsi," he expertly read. "I show not your face but your heart's desire. The Mirror of Erised..."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/15/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Charmed by Galythia reviews
A little fluffy USUK Pottertalia. It's about how they became a couple, though I warn you that I don't write fluff often, so I don't even know what this is on the inside. I can't read it over. It's just too gushy and sweet.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,879 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/12/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Hidden Sweets by Galythia reviews
Arthur has lived thirty years of his life with an adamant dislike for all things sweet. It made him sick to the stomach just to think about them. So when he gets drunk one day and wanders into Claire de Lune, a shop run by the up-and-coming pastry chef Alfred Jones, just what sort of life surprise lies in store for him? (Sweethearts Week 2013).
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,258 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/10/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Depths by Taxie reviews
Request from kink meme filled. Victoria-era BDSM, but all consensual. Spanking, crossdressing, cropping, figging. Enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,014 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/21/2013 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
What Lurks Beyond by Zo One reviews
Sometimes there is more to a beast than meets the eye. Alfred is torn between doing what's right by the world and what's right for himself. AU; Snake!Arthur x Human!Alfred UKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,899 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 7/14/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Above, Over, and Beyond the System by Car reviews
MIB AU- Agent A has had a crush on Arthur, the cute air traffic controller, for three years now, and he's pretty sure he likes him back. The only problem? Every single time A and Arthur had ever worked together had been completely wiped from Arthur's memory. USUK with a touch of GerIta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/6/2013 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Apology by Floraluna Aria reviews
Antonio lets an argument go a little too far, and Lovino refuses to listen to his apologies. Perhaps, if Antonio shows the stubborn Italian exactly how sorry he is, rather than just saying it, he'll be more inclined to listen. Spamano oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/25/2012 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
Whiskers and Flowers by White Mizerable reviews
The founding day feast is quickly approaching, but for Alfred, a poor young Abbey mouse with more than a bit of a crush, there are much more important things than food to deal with. Redwall crossover AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
My Hero by DisenchantedDestroya reviews
Alfred is not entirely sure how he's wound up drunk-sitting Arthur, just that he has and he's going to do his best to look after him; like a hero. USUK one-shot. Please let me know what you think. :)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/21/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Standby by Car reviews
Arthur was never going to fly standby ever again. Sure, it was convenient that his brother was a pilot and could get him tickets a fourth of the price of a regular ticket, but that didn't do him any bloody good when he spent six hours at the airport because he couldn't get on a flight. Oh well, at least he could admire that cute American while he waited... USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/11/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Dead End by Car reviews
Solidifying in his mind the fact that this whole thing was entirely Gilbert, Francis, and Antonio's fault, he bit back his tears and promised himself to murder them once he was out of this corn maze. IF he ever got out of the corn maze. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/21/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
For His Queen by Zo One reviews
Madness touches Spades. Cardverse; Gore; One-Shot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/3/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Firelight Fears by Car reviews
Pokemon!AU "Are you crying?" "What? No!" Alfred exclaimed, finally spinning to face Arthur and revealing his red and puffy eyes. "Pokemon Masters don't cry, don't be silly! I was just puttin' out the fire and some ash got in my eye, no big deal!"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/1/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Cat Toys and Siestas by RustyAce reviews
All Lovino wanted to do was take a siesta, not play with some stupid cat. AU, Nekotalia drabble, minor Spamano. Rated T for Lovino's language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2012 - [S. Italy/Romano, Spain] - Complete
Love Match by Car reviews
Pokemon!AU. Alfred and Arthur finally arrive at the next gym, only to find that the gym leader, Francis, seems far more interested in Arthur than his battle with Alfred. Alfred is NOT amused.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - America, England/Britain
My Misfit by Zo One reviews
Arthur Kirkland, lead singer of a popular European Alternative band, came to America to charm the nation into his bed. But instead he found himself caught in the web of a disgruntled McDonalds employee. USUKUS; 3shot; AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,811 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Gag Gifts, Honest Hearts by Zeplerfer reviews
America and England have a 'special' arrangement for birthday gifts. They like to buy a terrible gag gift, and then hide the true gift within. Honesty has never been their strong suit, but the message still comes through, especially when hypnosis is involved. Established USUK. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,326 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/13/2012 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Scarves by spout reviews
Green and silver, red and gold, Arthur and Alfred. Some things just compliment one another. HP/APH crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/3/2012 - England/Britain
Whose Awesome Line is it Anyway? by Zeplerfer reviews
Germany is sick for the day and Prussia decides it's time to liven up the World Meeting with some improv comedy. Slight PruCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Prussia, Canada, Sealand - Complete
More Than Attraction by whitetyger123 reviews
Antonio says he met his love's eyes over the bin of tomatoes. Lovino says he was stalked relentlessly until he was forced to give in. Written with Verboten Byacholate, side story to Root of Attraction.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 72,406 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Our dance by Lady-Pyrien reviews
for raevyn. It's Feliciano's wedding and he's tired of his brother brooding and decides to help him out. However, Antonio, lost in his memories, accidentally says something. Lovino freaks out and he runs off. SpaMano, GerIta, USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/7/2012 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Jealousy by Lady-Pyrien reviews
When Spain ignores Romano at a world conference, the Italian comes up with a genius plan to win the attention of his former Boss. However, things don't always go as planned. fluff, Spamano, some aly. T for language
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,673 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/30/2012 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] Turkey - Complete
Break the Silence by Melody Syper Carston reviews
Arthur hates the rain; it brings back too many memories that he'd rather drink away... but he hates the silence that follows it even more. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,326 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Pocky by Lady-Pyrien reviews
Veneziano gave Romano a new snack from his friend, Japan. Maybe this new treat will allow Romano to finally force it through Spain's thick head, that he loves him. fluffy-ness ... Spamano, rated for Roma's favorite word
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/25/2012 - [Spain, S. Italy/Romano] - Complete
Root of Attraction by whitetyger123 reviews
Born blind, Feliciano decides to get a seeing eye dog. But when he meets the trainer, he gets more than he had hoped for! Co-written with Verboten Byacolate. Ludwig/Feliciano, yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,351 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Away Team Advantage by vennumberten reviews
In which two slightly drunk Nations test out that theory about the English accent. UKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/20/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Mein Bruderlein by Melody Syper Carston reviews
Listen to what I am telling you: You are a great, strong nation, mein bruderlein. I have taught you well. You will not be alone. "The Holy Roman Empire has fallen. He's dead. But I swear to you, he will rise again." Historical fic. REWRITTEN.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,337 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Holy Roman Empire, Prussia - Complete
Arrangements by Trumpet-Geek reviews
Normally Arthur's Valentine's Days are filled with flowers, thorns, demanding customers, and long days. This year, it's about to get a little different. In a good way. -AU florist!Arthur- USUK Sweethearts Week Day 7 entry
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,788 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/14/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
In Such a State by 9mm Meg reviews
Alfred is just after a Christmas present for his little sister, but when he finds a life-sized, broken doll outside a shop and takes him home, he gets quite a bit more than he bargained for. Victorian!AU, for LJ USUK Secret Santa
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,338 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Berlin Mauer by Melody Syper Carston reviews
The young man turned with a determined glint in his eye and an ecstatic smile on his face. "They're opening the checkpoints to everyone! The Allied Powers! They've come to rescue us! We're free!" Berlin Wall fic. Late tribute to Prussia's birthday.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
A History of Valentine's by Skeptikitten reviews
Six old traditions of Valentine's Day, six specific dates in time. America and England as seen by the holiday of lovers. For a contest on Deviant Art.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,840 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/18/2012 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Presidential Initiation by Car reviews
The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,845 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - America - Complete
Where The Most Beautiful Roses Grow by fakiagirl reviews
USUK. Arthur moves into a quiet American suburb with the intention of starting a new, calmer chapter of his life. It doesn't take long for him to meet Alfred, one of his new neighbors. Little does he know that this is a place where romance can bloom.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,985 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 11/19/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Cold December Night by Car reviews
All England wanted was one kiss from America, and if wearing a -not ugly at all, thank you very much- sweater and wallpapering his penthouse with mistletoe was how it was going to happen- so be it. Christmas collaboration with simplytrop
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,033 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 52 - Published: 12/24/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Silence by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*WWII drabble, gen* The Axis walk a path of death, and Italy knows this, but Germany and Japan are his friends, so...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/1/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Nothing happened, okay? by ThatLittleWriter reviews
A very short oneshot I came up with earlier today. England is drunk, and yet again America is left to take him in. Only this time, a secret slips, but is it true?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/22/2011 - America, England/Britain
Keep Dreaming, America by worldaccordingtofangirls reviews
AU – Director Francis Bonnefoy and screenwriter Arthur Kirkland scour Hollywood looking to cast America's boy-next-door. Actor Alfred F. Jones fits the criteria. Perhaps too well: Arthur finds his cynicism challenged by something new entirely. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 104,367 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 10/15/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Counting the Ways to the American Dream by binnibeans reviews
Alfred finds that Arthur's been keeping a little secret from him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/28/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
British Logic by teaandcharcoalforbreakfast reviews
America and England are bored in a meeting with their bosses. Very bored. England, being the erotic ambassador and all, comes up with an "obvious" solution: hand jobs under the table. USUK. Smut. Unfair amounts of fluff. Deannon from the Kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Polly Want a Cracker by Car reviews
England learns the hard way that keeping a bird that mimics sounds in his bedroom is probably not the best idea in the world. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/8/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Viking Way by ArixaBell reviews
Reaching his breaking point with annoyance toward America, Canada decides to do the unthinkable and go all rapey on him. But Canada is just too polite and too French to really make it unpleasant. America enjoys it. Kink meme de-anon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
The Allure of Bedhead by Gecko Osco reviews
He was wearing flannel, had hair sticking up, and was even drooling a little - but damn if England wasn't a pretty sight to wake up to in the morning. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,791 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/15/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Necessity of Sleep by Dlvvanzor reviews
Light Yagami, new recruit of the NPA, really needs a good night's sleep. It's that creepy new roommate of his, though, keeping him awake all night reading mystery novels and crunching on sugar cubes... AU LxL Complete
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,359 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Gentleman and the Pea by Car reviews
Every couple of decades, one of America's bosses would get this idea in their head that their nation wasn't representing himself like he should. Cue the matchmaking. Too bad America has some odd standards...and even odder ways to weed out the weak.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 89 - Published: 3/2/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
By the Dawn's Early Light by RobinRocks reviews
USUK. "That's why I like this time of the day so much – when the morning is just breaking and the world is still asleep. It's quiet and calm enough for us to just be together without any interruptions." Happy Valentine's Day!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Little Marie by Lady Charity reviews
She was perhaps the worst queen ever for his people, but France would always love her. French Revolution
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,765 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/19/2009 - France - Complete