Put this on your
page if you love
Naruto!

Put this in your profile
if you love to laugh!

Well hello there, how's it going my beautiful chicken nuggets?

So as you all know my name is Frozen.0reo.Cheesecake... But you can call me.. Whatever. Lol

Name: Destiny Rae V... And in case you're wondering, I am a girl ;)

Age: 17

Birthday: October, 13th... Muahahaha! Friday the 13th (Scary voice!)

Height: 5.2 1/2 I think? xD

Eye color: Green/Blue/Brown/Gold-ish/Gray/RED! Lol Jk on that last one! xD

Hair color: brown with blond highlights

Fav color: Turquoise.

Fav animal: Horse! Then Cat totally!

Fav movie: Alice in wonderland!

Fav anime: I love so many, but my top would have to be Fairy Tail

...top 10...

Fairy tail

Naruto/ Naruto shippuuden

Bleach

Soul eater

Fullmetal Panic

Fruit Baskets

Shinobi Life

Fullmetal Alchemist

Black cat

Lovely complex

Fav song: Pretty much anything 21 pilots xD

Fav book: Aaice's adventures in wonderland, and Through the looking-glass

Fav anime boy: Natsu Dragneel

Fav anime girl: Orihime Inoue I love her so much she would be my BFFFFF

Fav food: Sushi and Cheececake

Likes: Anime, Manga, Cookies, Hugs, and Horse back ridding! xD

Dislikes: Mean people, perverts, And Hans from Fozen xD

-xXx-

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life

7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. (Reason I joined) Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! -Flails arms-

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15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. ( I love this one! )

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

-xXx-

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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If you have ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" or pulled on a door that said "Push", copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this to your profile.

Olny fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. fI you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, put this in your profile.

If you have a wild imagination and it seems like no one appreciates it or has any imagination worth squat, add this to your profile.

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

"Curiosity killed the cat, but I'm not a cat so that's not my problem."

A good friend will bail you out of jail

A true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn, we messed up."

A good friend helps you when you fall.

A true friend laughs at you and trips you again.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-xXx-

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

-xXx-

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle. ( Ther're out to get me!! )

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties (True story bro)

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse

"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love..

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems.

You know what makes letting go of a crush so hard? The fear that the moment you let go, they'll catch on.

On a package of peanuts: open package, eat nuts. (What were you supposed to do? Throw them at the people sitting near you?)

On a child's Superman costume: Warning: Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly. (I blame the parents for that one)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

"Yes, it is easy to see that six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. Ghosts are transparent."

Your right to smoke stops when it interferes with my right to breathe.

I find "good morning" contradictory when it's the middle of the night.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then?

Some day we'll look back on this, and plow into a parked car.

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

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my all time fave...pls read it

Anti-Abortion: (not mine)

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus’ arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this