EDIT 1/30/12: Oh my lord I haven't been on here in forever. Well I've been getting lots of loverly reviews lately on my stories, so I figured that maybe I would come back! *party times* Now excuse me while I delete all this crap on my profile...

Hey. I'm a female human being that just so happens to love writing stories. I live, breathe, and do all my other activities on Planet Earth. I believe in proper grammar (even on the Internet), magic, gay rights, and not eating animals.

I'm very moody. One minute, I'll be laughing with you, then I'll be yelling at you. I take out my emotions in tae kwon do and writing, which means that the mood of my writing may vary from chapter to chapter.

I'm also very lazy, which is why I can never get a chapter done. But I'm also a perfectionist (in writing), which is another excuse for not getting my chapters up. Because I spend my time staring at the computer screen, trying to write a purdy chapter for you, the reader.

I hate pop music (more specifically AutoTune), war, violence, and those stupid shooting video games. I mean, really? Who gains pleasure from violence? I hate a whole lot of other things, but you probably don't care.

I love most of the world, my family, food (as long as it's not made from animals), you (if you give me good reviews), music, and a whole lot of other things that you probably don't care about.

I'll also tell you about the instruments I play. I play guitar, piano, ukulele, kazoo, those party blower things, and the vocal cords.

For those of you who don't know me, that is all you need to know. Unless you do know me. Then you would know, you know? Maybe no.