Hi! I'm IxNeedxAxLife

About Me:

Name: Best you'll get is IxNeedxAxLife

Age: 12

Gender: Girl

Height: 5'2

Grade: 7th

Location: The middle of the desert (AZ)

Favorite Anime: Naruto, Pokemon, Code Lyoko, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Avatar the last airbender,

Favorite Movies: Harry Potter, Lion King 2, Cars, Happily Never After, Cinderella 3, Shrek 3, Camp Rock,

Favorite TV Shows: Who's Line is it anyway, iCarly, Suite Life of Zack and Cody,

Favorite Bands & Singers: Jordin Sparks, Linkin Park, All-American Rejects, Cascada, Rascal Flatts, Nickelback, Fall Out Boy (a few), Evanescence

Favorite Songs: Faint, Bring me to life, Breaking the Habit, Tattoo, One step at a time, Numb, Freeze, Savin' Me, Someday, Far Away, What I've Done

Favorite Pairings:

Pokemon:

Contestshipping

Pokeshipping

Ikarishipping

Naruto:

Kiba/Hinata

Naruto/Sakura

Code Lyoko:

Aelita/Jeremie

Ulrich/Yumi

Avatar The Last Air Bender:

Toph/Aang

Zuko/Katara

Sokka/Suki

Kingdom Hearts

Sora/Kairi

Roxas/Namine

Axel/Larxene

Ben 10: Alien Force

Kevin/Gwen

Pairings I HATE:

Naruto:

Sasuke/Sakura

Shikamaru/Temari

Neji/Hinata (They are Cousins!)

Kingdom Hearts

Axel/Roxas

Favorite Quotes:

Shrek 3:

Shrek: If you think that this mad scene ain't dope, I feel you dude. I'm not trying to get up in your grill or raise your roof. But what I am screamin' is, yo check out this kazing thazing bazaby! If it doesn't groove, or what i'm saying this ain't straight trippin, say "oh, no you didn't! you're getting on my last nerve" And then I'll know it's... I'll know its wack!

Artie: Somebody help! I've been kidnapped by a monster who's trying to relate to me!

0_o

Shrek: I see a rainbow pony

0_o

Donkey: Look out! They got a piano!

0_o

Donkey: We will be Team Alpha Super Awesome Cool Dynamite Wolf Squadron

Suite Life of Zack & Cody:

Carey: Girls can do anything boys can do, but we can do it in heels

Kim Possible:

Rufus 3000: What is the meaning of life?

Rufus: Cheese!

She's the Man:

Viola/Sebastian: Speaking as a completely objective third-party outsider with absolutely no personal interest in the matter

Meet the Robinson's

Lucile: Each patch has the equivalent of 12 cups of coffee, you can stay awake for days with no side affects-Ahh! Sorry!

0_o lol

Lewis: Why is your dog wearing glasses?

Bud: Cause his insurance won't pay for contacts

0_o Weird...

Lewis: What does your dad look like?

Wilbur: Tom Celic

0_o ...

Dinosaur: I have a big head, and little arms, I'm just not sure how well this plan was thought through

Me and My family's Quotes

Me: Who's that?

My sister: The dude that told naruto about the demon fox

Me: Who's that?

My sister: A bad man

0_o ...Blonde Moment

RANDOM STUFFS

What Pokemon are you? I'm an Umbreon!

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice there was no number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did. (Hehe...)

If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hate Sasuke and think he's a jerk, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to put these types of things in your profile, copy and paste to your profile.

If there are times that you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it copy and paste this into your profile. (My sister :)

If you think Pokemon is cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you ever forgot what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile. (...Yes)

If you think those stupid kids should just give the Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into our profile

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybodies nerves" song, copy and paste this into your profile

You know you're obssesed with Anime when...

1. You own a shiny metal object of doom.

2. You and your friends have anime nicknames.

3. You know your favorite character’s birthday; favorite color food and animal, blood type, and you cant even remember your sibling's birthday.

4. You are in multiple anime fan clubs (or own some!).

5. You almost die if you miss an episode of your favorite anime, or cant buy the newest manga.

6. Your friend shows you their manga collection and you drool all over there carpet.

7. You have dressed up as you favorite character on Halloween, or just for fun!

8. You have a picture of your favorite character in your wallet or purse.

9. You prefer guys with long silver hair and swords.

10. You write a story about your favorite character for English class.

11. You have pictures of anime all over you walls.

12. You have a dream in Japanese and you don’t even understand it. (Yes)

13. You want to learn Japanese for no apparent reason, even though you have never been to Japan and probably never will.

14. Your knowledge of Japanese only extends to "hello" and "I will kill you". (I know Hello, What, Where am i, and Yes)

15. You begin to learn Japanese through watching subs. (Hehe, Yes)

16. You use Japanese when in a conversation with any random person, and don’t realize you did until you see them looking at you funny. (...Maybe)

17.You can't speak Japanese, can't understand Japanese yet you can sing along to the theme song of every anime movie you own.

18. You accidentally call a very unintelligent person Kuwabara by mistake.

19. You where a pink jewel around your neck and call it the shikon jewel.

20. You waist countless amounts of hair gel trying to that "goku" look.

21. (If you speak English) when English becomes your second language.

22. You name (or plan to name) your children after anime characters.

23. You buy shuriken or kunai.

24. You speak in subtitles.

25. You prefer anime over real life.

26. You begin to think that blue or pink is a natural hair color.

27. You continually buy and eat ramen, even if you don’t like it that much.

28. You suddenly decide to study a random martial art.

29. You cosplay daily.

30. When you get a crush on an anime character

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

-If people think you might have A.D.D.

-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos!
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On T-Rat (Military food):
Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only... (Umnn yeah... isn't military also human?)

Grammar saves lives:
Let's eat, Grandma!
Let's eat Grandma! (LOL)

The sentence below is true.
The sentence above is false.

I sold my car for gas money.

When life gives you lemons throw them back and demand chocolate.

I bought batteries the other day, they weren't included.

Go Ahead! Jump in the shark pool!

What time is it? SCHOOL IS NOT OUT! It is a prison! What time is it? PRISON TIME! Come on scream and cry!

For entertainment read the line below.
For entertainment read the line above.