Something strange is going on with Hermione. She's got a weird medical condition, a day is missing from her memories, and Malfoy keeps talking to her as if he knows her even though she can't remember ever having a civil conversation with him. Everyone seems to be keeping something from her and she's determined to find out what it is.

He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger’s spirit beyond recognition.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.