Ben supposes death isn't the weirdest thing that has happened to him. Becoming best friends with Klaus though? That he never would have guessed.

The even numbers of the Umbrella Academy have a unique brotherly bond that runs deep and stays strong, no matter what life throws their way... Enjoy!

It was the summer of love . . . er, no, not really. Left waiting for the Dursleys, Harry is found by the last person he'd expect to see. *NOW COMPLETE*

Sherlock doesn't have a case. He finds something else to do instead.

An overheard conversation has repercussions for Harry and Snape. Just... not the ones people would have thought of.

Loki decides to 'curse' Tony to be the same age that his maturity level after becoming annoyed with the other's snark. Surprisingly Tony ends up a teenager rather than a four year old, but he isn't any less trouble. Tony sees himself as a prisoner and tries breaking out, not before releasing another certain prisoner just because he deemed him attractive. Loki stays for the chaos.

Harry is struck with the killing curse and wakes up the day of the Last Task. This story will be the Order of The Phoenix if Harry had been a bit wiser and Luna a more present character. No time Paradox and no godmoding. Slow build up.

Tony always thought that Clint was a huge fan of AC/DC. That's why he always stayed in the lab, regardless of how loud Tony's music was, even when others had long since fled the scene. Now, he learns that that's not entirely true. Or, well, not at all actually. Clint/Tony slash

Narcissa doesn't want anything to do with Lucius after his stint in Azkaban, so drink is in order.

What if Tony Stark had known Clint Barton before the events in Iron Man. Before he was kidnapped and became Iron Man. Then he should have known that Clint wouldn't let things rest on those who hurt Tony. Warning slash. (M/M) Don't like, don't read. All rights go to their respectful owners.

Paul Stamets and Hugh Culber are Science teachers at Discovery High and if you believe the rumour mill they hate each other. Form groups at war the Head of Science decides enough is enough and hijacks the leaving trip to send the classes on a team building week, or they won't be allowed to graduate. Along the way the kids learn something surprising about their 'warring' teachers.

Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...

Tony listens to Steve in the shower [Stony/Steve x Tony] #Accidental Voyeurism, #PWP, #Communal Showers, #Avengers Assemble, #Fantasizing, #Stony Bingo

A stupidly curious Harry Potter accidentally ends up in the past ... right in front of Regulus Black. Deciding he might as well stop the world going to hell, a - slightly insane - Potter drags a bewildered Regulus with him. Between ending a war and accidentally saving the Blacks, the two quickly get close. Will they have a second chance at happiness? Maybe? Slash, mentions mpreg.

Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics. Harry's not going to let the wonders of magic take away his common sense, and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Meanwhile, money is fun, but magic is funner. AU

The usual story. Manipulative Dumbles, Harry gaining his independence. This takes place after Harry's third year. It was a perfectly normal day in Privet Drive. The birds are singing, the bees are buzzing, and the Dursleys were their usual cheerful selfs. Then suddenly...Now what on earth is going on this time!

Vernon gets the smarts when accidental magic in response to a bellow breaks the compulsion to be mean to Harry. He is well sore with the magical world which is making a child soldier by grooming Harry, so he decides to turn the weapon back on them by teaching Harry all he needs to survive.

Three-year-old Harry asks little Draco to marry him and they insist to anyone who will listen that they are indeed already married. SLASH pairing.

Tony is fine with water. Really, truly, honestly. He can drink, bathe, shower, everything. There is no problem. He's fine. Tony is fine and Clint is an asshole. - Or, how Clint triggers a panic attack in front of the whole team and tries to pick up the pieces afterwards. [Iron Hawk/ Clint x Tony]

...or Reasons Why Tony and Clint Shouldn't Drink Together. One-shot series. No Slash. Chapter 78 Requested- The conclusion of "Bucky Bear," "Two Turkeys Are Not Better Than One."

Introducing, Harry Potter, master of sarcastic wit. Well he thinks so at least, not like his life so far has given him anything else to look forward to. I say complete, but I might change it from one shot to proper story. One day, maybe. Rated for some language.

Pepper Potts is not very happy to see the newest issue of People, starring none other than Captain America and Iron Man.

Written for this prompt on Tumblr: I just really need some secretly married Ironfalcon and the team finding out from some random reason like noticing a ring on Tony's and Sam's finger and they've been married for like 20 years or something.

In which Steve is oblivious and straight, Tony is oblivious and not straight, Clint is in denial and Natasha is sick of this. [Ironhawk with a side of unrequited Stony.]

Harry and/or Snape find themselves reliving the same span of time over and over again. What caused this phenomenon, and just how are they to get out of it? Are both wizards aware that time is repeating itself, or just one of them? And just what is it about this one day that it just refuses to end?

AKA Clint kissing all the Avengers.

Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.

This story will be M rated. There is a bit of slash, not detailed. Some bad language. A bit of gore. A heaping of demented house elves and a crazy powerful Harry. The Goblins have decided enough is enough and help Harry overcome Dumbledore's manipulations. This is going to be fun.

Harry is not as blind to the truth of the wizarding world, every story has two sides and he decides its time to find out the truth behind the Dark Lord and his followers. In order to do that he's going to need all the help he can get. Things are moviing, ties are breaking and everything can change with just one word. Prequel to The Prize

There was that day when Clint announces over the comm: "Hey Cap, there's some one-armed bandit up here who says he wants to give you some of your stupid back, does that mean anything to you? Cap? Can you hear me?" But Steve is already on his way over to them... [Bucky x Steve]

The story of six students at Stanlee Marvel High School and how they became a unique but close circle. Two in particular after a sexy game of Truth or Dare. Dramedy vibe but Rated M for language and smut in later chapters but mostly rated T. Disclaimer: I own nothing!

Fury puts his lie detector to the test, but one of the Avengers can beat it. Which one, though? Disclaimer: I don't own the Avengers, or any other Marvel thingummies, nor am I making money from this.

When the school closes down over the Christmas break, Harry finds himself in the unfortunate situation of spending the holiday in Snape's house. Pre-guardian fic.

In which Clint turns Steve's apartment into an emergency room, Tony is snooping and Steve is amused.

... and the One Time Tony Turned Around and Gave That Deaf-Ass Archer a Taste of His Own Medicine.

Sirius Black was innocent. Unfortunately, the one person who could prove this would like nothing more than for Sirius to be locked up for the rest of his life. But when Severus Snape realizes that young Harry Potter's life may be in danger, the two have no choice but to team up as their world is flipped upside down.

Hadrian Potter learned to expect the unexpected. However, no lessons or training could prepare him the approaching storm. When Lord Voldemort shows up in the most unlikely of places, Hadrian's convinced that whatever sanity Fate claimed to have fled for the hills because nothing in its right mind would place a Dark Lord, and his muggle hating followers, in a muggle neighborhood.

Just another impossible moment for the great Harry Potter. Not sure Voldemort thought so.

An AU where Roger's father is abusive, and turns him timid and scared. When Mark is asked out by one of the hottest guys in school, Roger senses his bad intentions right away. Can he warn, and save Mark before it's too late? Marker.

When undercover, Steve kisses Clint to make the man they're trailing look away. It works, but Clint cops some teasing from the others when they find out about the kiss. Time to get some revenge on Steve. Disclaimer: I don't own the Avengers, or any other Marvel thingummies, nor am I making money from this. Possibly future Amerihawk, mentioned Pepperony.

Harry Potter has a plan. A plan that will allow him to deal with Voldemort, Dumbledore, and everyone else who wants to rule his life.

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

AU What if Kingsley Shacklebolt stumbled upon a mistreated Harry Potter? Can he let the son of two of the wizards he most respected grow up thinking he is worthless and unloved? Certainly not!

Coulson starts to write up rules as to the things that the Avengers are not allowed to do based on the daily happenings whilst on the Helicarrier. 62 of them in fact. T for swearing etc.

Roger Davis is a tough guy. A washed up rock star, ex junkie, with chains hanging from his pockets, and a cigarette dangling precariously from his chapped lips. His reputation isn't always what it seems, though. Mark learns an interesting fact about his lover. Silly little one shot. (Mark/Roger)

There's lots of stories where Harry's independent and has lots of things to help him on his journey, but what if he decided he didn't want to be materialistic, having loads of books and whatnot? A little story about Harry the tight fisted saviour.

The few weeks following the battle of New York, and as the Avengers come back together, they notice something amiss with their archer. They all notice the dark shadows under Clint's eyes, the pacing throughout the tower, the occasional nightmares even when he naps. Finally, Natasha calls in an old friend. Harry Potter/Clint Barton

Harry with no inhibitions could mean a lot of things get done quickly. Snape's POV of a potions accident with interesting effects. A lot of things are left unexplained: It is JUST a ficlet. A little thought that came to me after reading a potions/disaster story, un-developed mostly. Rating for swears.

The Death Eaters have come for Harry Potter but this slightly crazy Gryffindor has plenty of tricks up his sleeve.

Left alone with Dudley's computer, Harry googles "Tom Marvolo Riddle" on a whim. Perhaps he shouldn't have done that... HP/TR romance.

What if instead of running to the Leaky Cauldron after blowing up Marge, Harry had elected to stay in Muggle London for the summer. How does one change make a difference? Features an Independent and Powerful Harry.

AU, sixth year story; do not follow the last two books! Sick and tired of the way everyone is trying to force him to become Ginny's boyfriend, our hero is seeking for a way to tell everyone what he thinks of them. Alas, things do not turn out the way he thought they would. No pairings.

Phil's brother is a Bruce Banner fanboy, and demands that Phil bring his friend to the next Coulson family dinner. Misunderstandings lead to Phil realising how deeply his feelings for Bruce run. Disclaimer: I don't own the Avengers, or any other Marvel thingummies, nor am I making money from this.

AU 4th year. In which Voldemort's plans are upset, Severus is annoyed, and Harry has a new career goal. There is also a kitten, because kittens are cool. Oneshot.

Merlin, not happy with how the future unravelled for the life of Harry Potter, intervenes early to set the course of history back on track. Implied Pairing Only. Smart!Harry Bash!AD Idiot!RW

When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.

Harry is locked after his fifth year for his 'safety'. What happens, when he uses the same logic of the Order? Probelms!

Group projects are a royal pain in the neck, any hard working person with lazy group members will vouch for that. Steve often takes charge and picks up the slack however he has a hard time getting along with one self-centered Tony Stark who has been knowingly placed in his group for every project of his senior year. It'll take more than patience for them not to kill each other

When a botched potion reveals that Harry's not quite as innocent as everyone thought, all of Gryffindor takes up the challenge to figure out just who defiled their saviour... except that apparently, it's not going to be that hard to solve the mystery after all. Drarry.

During his fourth year, Gryffindor house is not as accepting of Harry's participation in the TriWizard Tournament, and use an old tradition called exclusion to force him into complaisance. Harry finds out who his true friends are and uses cunning to get his own brand of revenge.

It's like Harry Potter meets Brokeback Mountain. You could call it "Two Wizards One Tent." Or, it's just what happens when two Slytherins play a game of 'Gay Chicken.' It's slashy, but not graphic.

Mark finally comes out to his friends, but he's still a little nervous about this whole gay thing. Does he even know HOW to be gay? The bohos, especially Roger, decide to help him out. Funny, slashy. Eventual Mark/Roger.

"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.

Harry returns to Hogwarts for his "8th year" in order to pass his N.E.W.T.s and make it into the Auror program. One of his classes is Muggle Studies and the new teacher has a brilliant idea to help them appreciate certain forms of Muggle entertainment.

Mimi finds out why Roger doesn't want to take her out tonight. Oneshot, M/R. Mark/Roger slash. Funny Mimi reactions.

New Years Eve, 1992. Mark really should have known. But somehow, he's managed to miss this crucial tidbit about his best friend. M/R! Mark/Roger. Angel lives just because. Oneshot.

Captain Kirk,during a boring session starts thinking about his enthusiastic feelings for his First Officer. The problem is, he completely forgets what a touch-telepath is. So when Spock accidentally touches him, he just keeps thinking. SLASH! M for reason

...and one Dean didn't mind as much. My obligatory 5 things fic, with some angst, some fluff and a tiny tiny nouveau cuisine amount of porn.

Collins is bored. He follows the steps of the scientific method to find the answer to the age-old question: Why is Mark single? Hilarity ensues. Eventual Mark/Roger!

Harry misplaces an interesting "self-help" manual. Draco finds it and discovers some fascinating insights into Harry Potter. Yes, contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT.

Locked in Azkaban for "killing" Pettigrew, Harry Potter manages to find love and how to keep a strait poker face. His jailers arrive to free him, only to come to terms with Harry, dementors, and Harry's new family. Cursing; SLASH HP/RL

AU ONESHOT Independent Harry decides enough is enough. Dumbledore bash fest. slight RW bashing mild language. Co-written with Darkshadowedrose.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire Redone. Follow JKR plot, but Harry is calm, cool, & not cooperative. Harry finally living the role as popular. Parties, drinks, drugs, all the fun stuff in life. Complete. R&R.

Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.

Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.

Harry Potter, Alan Granger immediately decided, was probably the worst sort of son-in-law imaginable. Based on a true story. HHR.

Dumbledore, against his better judgement, decided to allow Alastor Moody custody of the Potter scion. Years later, he has to reap the whirlwind. Oneshot.

Draco Malfoy's first mistake was buying the thing. However, his second mistake was even worse. Sixth year AU. Draco's reasons for acting suspicious are a little different. HPDM. HUMOR. COMPLETE.

Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.

One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins woke up after a raunchy night only to discover that a very naked Harry Potter had slept amongst them. Naturally, they asked themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him? HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Accidentally overhearing about a prank his best friends have played on him, Harry gets angry and wants revenge.

Harry is not happy with the future Dumbledore has mapped out for him now that the war is over. Sick and tired of the manipulations, Harry rebels the only way he knows how. Sadly, Harry forgot the first rule of his life,nothing ever goes according to plan.

Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.

Sixth year at Hogwarts and Voldemort is no more. Lucius Malfoy after visiting his son, he decides to stay behind and attend a ‘Slytherin Night’. There he gets caught in the seduction of a mischievous Gryffindor.

Postwar, HPDM slash. The Ministry has regulations that prevent Auror partners from dating. Minister Scrimgeour knows Aurors Potter and Malfoy are dating, and he's about to sack Potter any minute now. If he can catch them at it, of course.

Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions

Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .

Try again. And again. And again. And yes, yet again. But of course, as they say, if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em. So that’s exactly what Harry Potter did. Lots of betting and a little slash.

Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE

Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.

A story that begins just after the Hogwarts Express draws into Kingscross at the end of book five. The main elements include, Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Remus Lupin, Severus Snape and a confined space. This leads to what can only be described as an

A very silly little one shot where Harry lets Voldemort know about the Power he isnt supposed to know about...

Seventh years must take sexual education, and GryffSlyth has Snape and McGonagall as their teachers. Students must be paired up to complete a final project. Harry and Draco hate theirs, but must do it or fail. HD, sim. mpreg

Professor Potter's first history lesson: the books are wrong and Hermione is going to be remembered as the dumbest best friend in history.

completed HPSS slash -- Severus is forced to participate in Hogwart's teacher auction and is bought by an eager Harry Potter.

What if Harry Potter was really REALLY flamboyantly gay? Complete