After Craig loses a bet, he becomes tangled up in a sadistic money-making plan to win Tweek's heart. But what happens when the plan backfires?

"Wait a second man, whaddaya think the teacher's gonna look like this year?" - It was never Tweek Tweak's intentions to fall asleep during work that day. It was never his intentions to fall head over heels for the guy that walked through the shop door and woke him up. It was never his intentions to fall head over heels for the guy that so happened to be his fucking professor.

When Craig Tucker was just three years old, he suffered permanent hearing loss from an illness that nearly killed him. Now, Craig continues the daily struggle of being the only deaf person in his town. However, on an impromptu trip to the aquarium with some friends, he finds an unlikely person using sign language to communicate with him: the mermaid trapped behind the glass.

Tweek and Craig have had to be in a fake relationship for so long that they finally decide to do something about it. But when they no longer have to pretend to be together, how do they deal with their growing feelings for each other? Rated M for language, and sexual content. Creek, Bunny and Kyman.

When Kenny catches wind of Stan's infatuation with their redheaded friend, he decides to act quick and get there first. Meanwhile, when Cartman sends Tweek on a mission to soften the stoic Craig Tucker, everyone is surprised when it actually starts to work. Unfortunately, Craig finds out it was all a game and everything goes to hell for Stan and the boys. Slash, warnings inside.

Craig is miserable and alone, and can't solve his problems without using his fists. Tweek reappears in South Park for the first time in over a year, leaving chaos everywhere he goes. But sometimes, chaos can change things for the better. Creek.

Kenny is a rentboy living a nightmare. Butters returns to South Park to take care of his mother. Their worlds collide and chaos ensues. Bunny.

Stan and Kyle haven't been friends since they were thirteen. Now, Kyle's back in South Park for the first time in four years, and everything seems to be changing. Will they change too? Style.

Tweek Tweak: Batshit insane. Craig Tucker: Dull as dull can be. Combining them is a little like combining sodium and water. Inevitable explosion. Creek.