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 Author has written 27 stories for Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Kingdom Hearts, Vampire Knight, Fairy Tail, Prince of Tennis, Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人, Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール, and Seraph of the End/終わりのセラフ. ay. your purinsu charming here coming thru make room ayyy welcome to yaoiland Prince Rori's Youtube. I actually use tumblr. This has been my life for a while. I do things on there. Blog and reblog and write some tumblr exclusive shit. Follow, talk to me, whatever ya wanna do. dinocavallones and Roriette are twin princes since '09. dinocavallones's B-day Present for MOI (Broken Telephone) the following are works from Durarara! Kink Meme back in '10 that I won't be uploading on FF (cause of formatting probs) Dawn's Bell l Daybreak's Bell l It's in the Mornin' & Goin' Crazy l You Found Me & Unthinkable l 專屬天使 Some things that you could do without knowing but I will type anyway. 1. Hey, I see you been alerting my completed fics. That's fine and dandy, so long as you realize it's you know, kind of completed. And if it says work in progress, it's prolly not. Hahaha...h. 2. I snort a lot when I see some guy going "REVIEW PLS" in big bold font and then I go check their fave stories list and I don't see their ass reviewing anything. If you're one of those, yeah, I see you. It's a give and take world, not a take and take world. Thank you. (I don't understand how people can be so shameless, like, do they not see what a hypocritical nutcrack they are?) That's the kind of people I'm about 500% done with. 3. What's up with bios that run 10000 pages? It's completely unnecessary. 4. You're welcomed to pm me anytime. I respond to everything, just, at a snail's pace. But I reply! I do! But I sometimes wonder who even looks at profiles (besides me). Does anyone even care the way I care. Ish. 5. "curves in all the right places" 6. I jump around fandoms all the time. Sorry for my brain. I lose interest as I gain interest, so that's how fics get left hanging, and other times it's real life interference. I hope to find my way back but I can't guarantee anything. 7. "bluenette" "silverette" "pinkette" tl;dr: I like chocolate. I do what I want. |
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Human Faults by DragonofFernweh reviews
Being human is hard enough, but when you've been a puppet for the past few years, how do you handle the onslaught of new feelings? Sasori hardly remembers how to care for his human form, but what makes it worse? He was seventeen when he turned himself puppet. Now that he had to return to his human body, he's finding hormones to be the biggest problem, along with a certain blond.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,569 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/17/2017 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,111 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 2,266 - Follows: 1,366 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 7/9/2006 - [Kisame H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Sunlight in a Dark Room by sunshine-melodi reviews
Naruto is successfully kidnapped by Itachi during a moment of weakness. With a long journey ahead of them, they grow closer in more ways than a captive should with his captor. AUish Shounen ai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,503 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Itachi U., Naruto U.
One Shot by DreamscomeTRUEEE reviews
Natsu had only one shot. And he didn't treasure it. - "When Natsu saw Gray pushed up against the wall, making out with Lyon, he felt something deep within him break into a trillion tiny pieces. Why? He had never loved Gray, so why? Why did Gray's betrayal hurt so much when Natsu had been the one to cheat in the first place?" YAOI.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,468 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 2/7/2015 - Published: 1/10/2014 - [Natsu D., Gray F.] Lucy H., Lyon V. - Complete
Epic Sexting Failures by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Sexting is harder then it looks. Grimmjow and Ichigo have learned this the hard way.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,080 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - [Ichigo K., Grimmjow J.] - Complete
denial by fan-nerd reviews
You hate Eren Jaeger – hate him with every bone in your body. He's volatile, and a shitty human being, but deep down (and you loathe admitting such a thing to yourself), you hate Eren the most because he's right. Eren's usually right, and you hate that more.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,380 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - [Eren Y., Jean K.] - Complete
Desk Jobs by Nikolo reviews
A meeting for the Survey Corps Commanding Officers is called, and Levi is less than prepared. PWP, raunchy as hell. Ereri/Riren. My first time writing smut, so please do not be too expectant!
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Eren Y., Levi A. - Complete
Like We Used To by another wannabe author reviews
Naruto tries to woo Sasuke like it's his day job - Monday to Friday. NaruSasu. (Now with Overtime - Saturday & Sunday.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,176 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/20/2014 - Published: 10/6/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Seven Orders of Levi by Wild Rhov reviews
Hange wants to know if Eren will transform when put under extreme emotional trauma, and Levi has just the way to test him: a dungeon, ropes, and lube. Will Eren turn into a Titan, or will he get the night of his life?
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,100 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 170 - Published: 8/31/2013 - [Eren Y., Levi A.] Hange Z., Auruo B. - Complete
A not entirely ordinary evening by The Midget Valkyrie reviews
Gray was having a boring, quiet evening before his childhood friend/rival Lyon decided to pop by. Then everything went downhill. YAOI. Lyon/Gray. This is really mature content. You have been warned.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,840 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Gray F., Lyon V. - Complete
The Date Plan by Bird of Dreams reviews
When Aomine accidentally steals Kuroko's first kiss, he must 'take responsibility', aka take Kuroko out on a date. But when the rest of the Generation of Miracles and the Seirin basketball team find out, there's no doubt that the date will be anything but normal.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,954 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 7/25/2012 - [Aomine D., Kuroko T.] - Complete
Of Butt Plugs and Phone Sex by Wild Rhov reviews
Uryu calls Ichigo at a really, REALLY bad time. What ensues is the hottest phone call of Ichigo's life. Rated M for a reason, uke-Ichigo.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,815 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 50 - Published: 5/1/2012 - [Uryuu I., Ichigo K.] - Complete
Should Have Done This Sooner by PervertedButLovingIt reviews
Hichigo finally has his own body, thanks to Kisuke
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Dark Ichigo, Ichigo K. - Complete
Following orders by FieldOfEternalSnow reviews
Newly minted Hokage Naruto finds he enjoys giving orders to a specific Jounin. But who's playing with who? Rated M for Lemon! Don't like Yaoi, don't read it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,615 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 66 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Working by Ongaku Neko reviews
A collection of one shots for Izaya/Masaomi fans. Some of them fluff and some of them naughty.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,294 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010 - [Masaomi K., Izaya O.] - Complete
Club di Giotto by Ms Random Freak reviews
The day Giotto was bored at school could be considered a fateful day. It was the day that started it all. Witness the one-sided loves, awkward moments, awful heartbreaks, and wacky days that shaped Primo's past. Vongola Secondo included. BL, non-canon.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,348 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo, Vongola II/Vongola Secondo
One sentence challenge the collection by FieldOfEternalSnow reviews
One sentence drabbles written for the KakaNaru community on Lj. They contain humor, sadness, love and everything in between. Rated M since some of them are dirty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
The Power of Glasses by Mayuzu reviews
Sakuragi has to wear glasses due to his poor eyesight. However, no one ever imagine that glasses enhance Sakuragi's pheromone in full blast, towards the same sex though. Sakuragi harem themed. Boys love. Humor, not for serious fic fans. ONE SHOT.
Slam Dunk - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Sakuragi - Complete
Royal Turbulences by memedis reviews
After his return to Japan Ryoma is attending a boarding high school. What will happen if the prince and the king end up in one room? Will the school survive? Will they find a common language? Or maybe something more? Royal Pair, AtoRyo and other pairings
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,884 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - E. Ryoma, Atobe K.
A Lesson in Friendship by dinocavallones reviews
It's the difference between watching from the sidelines, and knowing what's happening on the field. Xanxus didn't think anyone else would understand why he was the way he was, but Chrome was more than willing to help change his mind. Friendship!X96
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,424 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Xanxus, Chrome D. - Complete
the size of a man's pride by incandescens reviews
Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging, and comparing zanpakutou size is never a good idea.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
Trust Me, I Lie by dinocavallones reviews
"I was only ordered to kill him. How the hell was I supposed to know that he would end up kissing me? And that kissing me would screw things up, and that screwing things up would make me fall in love with the damn bastard?" Gamma/Gokudera
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,345 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Gamma, H. Gokudera
Visitation Rights by firefly reviews
It was ironic that in comparing her friends' lives to soap operas, Ino's own life would suddenly become as surreal as a daytime talk show. Ino. Deidara. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,335 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Ino Y., Deidara
Broken Telephone by dinocavallones reviews
What happens when a simple message passes through Tsuna, through all of Vongola, through all of Varia, plus Dino, and then, at last, to Xanxus. Chaos ensues. Buon Compleanno, Prince Roriette.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,641 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 43 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Xanxus - Complete
Sober Valediction by ibuberu reviews
In which Green misplaces a porno and Red discovers the existence of hormones. – RedGreen.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Red, Anthea/Verbena - Complete
Of Unspoken Regrets by dinocavallones reviews
"Voi, if it's something you and I will fight over, then it's better that I don't know. I don't want to fight you 'cause I fucking hate it when you cry!" Young!SD
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,580 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Squalo S., Dino - Complete
High School Reunion by Shakugan no Shana reviews
Spiral Down 04. While serving his detention, Kida slips away to do something much more interesting… Shizuo/Izaya/Kida...
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,934 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Masaomi K., Izaya O. - Complete
Shades of Solitude by dinocavallones reviews
Threats are typical in Enma's every day life, but this one is just ridiculous: "Befriend Kyoya; lure his weakness out of him, and then tell us. If not, we'll beat you to death." High school just got a lot more complicated. AU!1800
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,664 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - K. Hibari, Enma K.
Of Crimson Butterflies by Sora nii-chan reviews
There was a reason Hibari wore kimonos. Oneshot, D18
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Dino, K. Hibari - Complete
Sensei Goldilocks by Dior Crystal reviews
Think being a teacher is easy? Try having a 17 year old student who openly hits on you, stares at your butt, calls you his and gives you ridiculous nicknames like "Beautiful" and "Goldilocks". AU. 69D. Dedicated to thPeekaBoo.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Mukuro R., Dino - Complete
Nightmare Reality by Lycaenida-Zephyr reviews
We all knew Break was a little - just a little - insane, but did we know he was oh so good at saying Good Morning? BreakxOz smut, be warned, I don't do things by halves ;
Pandora Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Xerxes B., Oz V. - Complete
Unveiled by Dior Crystal reviews
I'm in too deep. Rokudo Mukuro, you are the end of me. 69D. AU.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Mukuro R., Dino - Complete
Two reasons for missing school by Shakugan no Shana reviews
Spiral Down 02. The night that lead to the visit to the doctor... Prequel to A Visit to The Doctor
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,671 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
A Visit to The Doctor by Shakugan no Shana reviews
Spiral Down 03. After a rough night Shizuo and Izaya take Kida to Shinra for a check up...
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Izaya O., Masaomi K. - Complete
Taboo by Turtle.Prince reviews
I can't. I can't leave you alone... I can't do anything but love you like a habit. -8018/D18.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2010 - T. Yamamoto, K. Hibari - Complete
Away From Home by Scuttlebutt Inc reviews
Hibari spends some time with Dino in Italy after an assassination attempt. Yaoi, D18.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,537 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009 - K. Hibari, Dino
Picture of Insanity by Pineapple Pen reviews
It was a knife. He did love knifes. Slowly, his usual, macabre grin grew onto his face, which was reflected in the dazzling knife that lay in front of him, almost as if it was begging him to take it.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Belphegor - Complete
Horse Back Riding by Zeriku reviews
Because mafia men ride horses. Or so Reborn says. D27
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,356 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Dino, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Shock Value by visely reviews
Upon meeting his half-sister again after six years, Deidara immediately writes her off as vapid and uninteresting. Ino is determined to prove him wrong, no matter what it takes. Warnings: Alternate mangaverse, crackcest, full warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,988 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Ino Y., Deidara - Complete
Sinners by SunnyLikesTea reviews
We're going to Hell anyway, so let's hide in sin together, if only once more." Rasiel/Belphegor. Twincest, yaoi.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Belphegor, Rasiel - Complete
The Wager by tennohikari reviews
Away from the public eye, Zero and Schneizel play another game of chess; however, the stakes have become much higher than before.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,212 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Lelouch L., Schneizel E.B. - Complete
Dreaming by Zeriku reviews
Tsuna is trashing around because of a dream. Fortunately -or unfortunately?-, Reborn woke him up. Yaoi Selfcest
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
14 Kisses by Zeriku reviews
Tsuna forgot it’s his birthday, so Reborn asked some people to make him remember.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,657 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Ear Sex in Minus 20 by Lady Emzebel reviews
Things get hot between the captain and his first mate, despite the freezing weather. Shame about the earrings though... Crackfic oneshot. Enjoy.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Zoro, Luffy - Complete
I Own You by Voltrix reviews
It all started out as one of Bel's simple pranks on the boss. No one saw the punishment Bel recieved from Xanxus coming, though YAOI. LEMON. ONESHOT. REQUEST. SEXXINNESS. XD Seme!Xanxus and Uke!Bel. Dedicated to Bambola Tempesta !
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,319 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/13/2009 - Xanxus, Belphegor - Complete
Questions by Soliloquium reviews
After a mission, Fran asks Belphegor some questions that are difficult to answer. Hints of yaoi, but it's not Bel/Fran. This story contains potentially scarring mental images.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Belphegor, Fran - Complete
Reason for Absence by firefly reviews
She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 113 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
Celestial Love Affair by Death2Afangirl reviews
AU.The Mischief god, Byakuran seduces the Fertility god, Tsuna in order to be crown the King of Gods.Heavy Lemon.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 81 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Byakuran, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
What I Need by C00kies.AND.CreAm reviews
Deidara has been hiding some feelings for Sasori. A day in the forest, alone with his 'master' is all it takes to make him spill, with good results. ONESHOT/DEISASO/SASODEI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The 'Stache by SunnyLikesTea reviews
I was just doing my job, Bossu! Those brats were picking a fight, and they took my 'stache! See!" It's short and sweet and it makes me happy. Please read and review, comments make my day.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Levi/Leviathan, Xanxus - Complete
improper speech by incandescens reviews
Byakuya attempts subtle seduction: Renji fails in comprehension: Rukia provides poetic criticism.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
To Sleep and Perchance Not To Dream by teecrushfic reviews
Harry's dreams have become nightmares, thanks to Tom Riddle. But maybe, just maybe, the nightmares aren't that bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
U Plus I Equals 69 by his last walk reviews
"Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them." Seriously, where the hell does Hayner get these incredibly cheesy pickup lines? But good thing Seifer always has some sort of comeback for them. Usually. Most of the time. Seiner, Akuroku.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Seifer, Hayner - Complete
The Race by FroggyFran reviews
It's yet another contest. 182769 TYL yaoi phonesex masterbation oneshot
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 58 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., K. Hibari - Complete
The Knight and His Prince by Rai Huang reviews
for a friend...SBel Squalo x Bel with Squalo tops. Rating for HARDCORE YAOI! Oneshot.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Squalo S., Belphegor - Complete
Friendly Fire by Hearii reviews
Soma smirked. "What's the matter, Little Ciel? A little war never hurt anyone!"
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Ciel P., Prince Soma - Complete
Best Kept Secrets by lawfulidiot reviews
In which Gokudera and Tsuna are the worst kept secret in the Vongola family. Gokudera/Tsuna
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/22/2008 - H. Gokudera, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Getting Even by jadsjkfsdh reviews
“Well, for putting me through what you did…I decided you needed a little…punishment.” the lusty edge in Kaname’s voice was making Zero extremely scared…and aroused?...Lemon...One-Shot...KanameXZero...6
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,189 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 104 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Zero K., Kaname K. - Complete
GOKUDERA HAYATO: The User's Guide and Manual by Cloverfish reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You have become the proud owner of the GOKUDERA HAYATO unit! In order to fully utilize your violent rebellious bad boy, we recommend you to read this manual with utmost care...
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete
Not A Pretty Woman by P. Fishies reviews
Ridiculous, I know. But I'm his friend and that's what friends do. They pretend to be engaged for a month so the new boss won't think he's gay and fire him, in turn ruining his life. Hey, what are friends for? SatoshixRisa.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,916 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Risa H., Satoshi H.
SAWADA TSUNAYOSHI: User's Maintenance Manual by Cloverfish reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a SAWADA TSUNAYOSHI unit! In order to fully utilize your own Vongola boss dame-tuna, it is recommended that you read and follow the following manual beforehand to fully understand your sensitive unit...
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by Mister Jay reviews
ONESHOT YAOI Bel doesn't like Squalo at all, so it's only logical that he wouldn't be attracted to Squalo, no matter how much gelato Squalo buys him. Though he'd be less inclined to hate Squalo if the jerk stopped calling him 'princess'.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,207 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Mixed Signals by incandescens reviews
Grimmjow's just a ray of sexual sunshine. Even if the prospective target may not appreciate it.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K. - Complete
The Talk by Mizu-Tenshi reviews
Usami finally decides to tell Takahiro about his relationship with Misaki...and that he's been screwing Takahiro's precious little brother for a very long time. UsamixMisaki
Junjō Romantica - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 146 - Published: 6/26/2008 - A. Usami, Misaki T. - Complete
Salutation, Education by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: In which Sasori is the new Woodshop teacher with a bit of an attitude problem. And everyone wants a piece of him. :DeiSaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,824 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
To Take Desperate Measures by ShadowSilk reviews
Every serious evil leader needs to have a matching appearance, right? Unfortunately for Pein, such things don't come cheap. Crackfic. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,711 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/28/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Pain/Pein, Obito U. - Complete
The Prettiest Princess by Ninjagrrl reviews
When Akatsuki have to go undercover at a beauty contest, they will stop at nothing to win. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 875 - Follows: 105 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
What Romario Doesn't Know by cleartempest reviews
Dino secretly asks Romario to watch so he can *ahem* PERFORM. D18. Warning: Romario is very graphic with his descriptions of boss and you-know-who in bed.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
Tea Time by DoYouFindMeDreadful reviews
As a prince, Bel isn't confined to any gender specifics. -light Squalo X Bel, beware of cross dressing-
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Belphegor, Squalo S. - Complete
Beach of Nothingness by Moshi Moshi Mai reviews
The night before MOMO's analysis, a strange dream and message lead Jr. to an encounter with Albedo on the private beach of the Kukai Foundation. Albedo x Jr.
Xenosaga - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,851 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Albedo, Jr./Rubedo - Complete
Dolly, Darling by Novelist Pup reviews
[AU] So Deidara had said 'I thought you were dead,' and Sasori replied 'No, but you might be though.' [DeiSaso] [Sequel to Bomber, Baby]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,295 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 134 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Rendezvous Point by firefly reviews
You shouldn't be over self confident with your first impressions of people. Common advice for most, but for Temari, that truth only comes through with a series of firsthand experiences. HidanTemari friendship. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Loving Sasuke by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
Kakashi really didn't plan on coming clean with his feelings. However, the release of the new Icha Icha book forces him to take immediate action. How will his object of affections react? Will he get a chance at a happy ending?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,492 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Ballad of Hidan and Kakuzu: A Love Story by sharingank reviews
One day, Hidan realized he had the hots for Kakuzu. Parodyfic. Rated M for language and sex talk.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 4,200 - Follows: 541 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Tears in Heaven by darkhelmetj reviews
Nate River never saw a reason to believe in heaven or hell. He could not, however, so easily dismiss a boy named Mihael. Oneshot. Entire series spoilers.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Near, Mello - Complete
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Dear God reviews
He begged, "You can take everything – everything, so please. Please don't take Yuu." (but God didn't listen, because God never listened, and here he is, 500 years later, in a quiet world. A terribly lonesome world. As it is, a world without Yuu.)
Seraph of the End/終わりのセラフ - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/18/2015 - [Yuichiro H., Mikaela H.]
Halves reviews
Maybe he was never meant to be the protagonist.
Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Kaneki K./Haise S. - Complete
Choice reviews
Levi doesn't kiss him. That's fine. He doesn't take off his gloves, and he won't take off his clothes, either. That's fine, too. The only thing he can guarantee is a quick end, as soon as one of them gets tired of it. Eren made his choice. This onesided affair was never meant to be anything more. Then, "You're getting married, soon...boss?" Maybe he's not fine, after all.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,400 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 45 - Published: 4/15/2014 - Eren Y., Erwin S., Levi A.
Over Before It Began reviews
They were over before they even began. For Natsu, it was just a classic bet to see whether Gray would fall for him. Gray was the naive boy who fell for it. Once he found out the truth, he ran away and made a 180 change in order to kill the past. Years down the line, the jaded Gray is a hardened hitman who lands a job with one notorious mafia, Fairy Tail. And the boss? Natsu.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,913 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 2/3/2014 - [Gray F., Natsu D.]
caged bird reviews
Eren is sentenced to death; Levi is the last person to see him before his execution. The last moments are spent, as neither says what should be said.
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,746 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/11/2014 - [Eren Y., Levi A.] - Complete
Look Up reviews
Next life time, they'll fall in love, get married, and live long enough to see each other turn old and weary with age. Until then, he can only look up.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,967 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/23/2014 - [Gray F., Lyon V.] - Complete
You're My reviews
It's probably never a good idea to put a sex addict and heir to a major consulting firm (Laxus) and a soon-to-be-debuting, not to mention possibly celibate, boyband idol (Natsu) in a university dorm room. Together. But that's what happens when Natsu signs up as a housecleaner, cook, and all-around slave in order to live in the dorm for free. Gotta do what you gotta do.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,794 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 9/13/2012 - [Natsu D., Laxus D.]
National Pink Day reviews
Because damn it, he doesn't have the hots for Natsu Dragneel. Even if his socks might have the exact same shade as his flamingo hair. Even if he finds his scarf a little dashingly fashionable. He's still definitely - probably - not gay. Shit.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/18/2014 - [Natsu D., Sting E.] - Complete
Absolute Boyfriend reviews
"Lonely? Single? No one can meet your standards? Activate the R-System. With your very own hands, you can make your ideal lover come alive. Take advantage of the 5 day free trial and let your mind and body experience true romance and pleasure." Lucy Heartfilia should have been suspicious. But that no. 008 love model is the hottest guy she's ever seen, so who can blame her?
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,640 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/9/2014 - [Loke/Leo, Lucy H.]
Complicated Order reviews
And this is how you handle a complicated order at Magnolia Starbucks.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Gray F., Mirajane S. - Complete
Writer's Block reviews
Lucy Heartfilia is a boys' love novelist with a large domain of fans and a major problem - she has writer's block. The deadline's tomorrow, her editor is going to murder her, her best friend Levy might be her solution, and then her window gets broken in. That has got to be the last straw.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Gray F., Levy M., Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
A Money Situation reviews
Gray needs fast cash, Natsu has an idea. All Gray has to do is audition for a casting, answer some questions, and get money. It sounds simple and easy. And then Gray unknowingly walks into a gay for pay porno audition.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Gray F., Natsu D., Lyon V. - Complete
Holding Silence reviews
10 years ago, orphan Ryoma was taken in and adopted by grand slam tennis pro Tezuka Kunimitsu. 10 years later, Ryoma is fifteen years old, and he realizes that he's inexplicably in love with his adoptive father. With no way out, no way back, and no future, how long can he keep up the facade of a trophy son before he breaks? [Pillar Pair; Tez.Ryo]
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 11/17/2013 - [E. Ryoma, Tezuka K.]
Like You reviews
And they meet in the elevator for the second time.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2012 - [Gray F., Lyon V.] - Complete
Unrequited reviews
At Gray's 21st birthday party, Gray intends to get himself drunk for two reasons: one, because he can. And two, to distract himself from seeing Lyon and Juvia happily together. Then, Gray gets so drunk Lyon has to help him go back home. But what happens when Gray loses all inhibitions and kisses Lyon?
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,595 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - [Gray F., Lyon V.] - Complete
Opportunities reviews
Gray gets stuck doing cleaning duties and serving detention with his long-time rival and elder, Lyon, as punishment due to their destructive behavior. While Gray sulks over the punishment, Lyon is intent on making use of their situation...fully.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/4/2012 - [Lyon V., Gray F.] - Complete
Love Makes War reviews
Objective: befriend opposing mafia power, Millefiore's heir. Do it or die trying. "...Baka-Tsuna, I don't remember telling you to fall in love." HIII! [10027]
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,842 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 11/7/2009 - [Byakuran, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.]
Icebox reviews
Chrome is supposed to pick out the bride to become the future queen for the Vongolian Empire, but it's just like Xanxus to ruin it all. Especially when he's the prince vying to be throned king. X96
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,987 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/6/2010 - [Xanxus, Chrome D.] - Complete
Obsession reviews
Fran has no idea that stalkers come with the job. Maybe he should quit Varia...or something. Bluebell.Fran
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,943 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Fran, Bluebell - Complete
You and I reviews
Funny how it takes some cannons, a ship on fire, and an endless voyage to an island for Squalo to figure it out. And in the end, he and Colonello are still strangers. Squalo/Colonello
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,914 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2010 - [Squalo S., Colonnello] - Complete
OMG reviews
Granted, Giotto never expected a call like this. But hey, neither did Mukuro. ./Buon compleanno, prince/.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo, Mukuro R.
Paranormal Attraction reviews
Aside from being able to see ghosts, now Roxas has to deal with this one of a kind royal pain in the arse ghost named Riku who claims part ownership of his bedroom. And then trouble brews with popular teen Sora Lockhart. Riku/Roxas/Sora with AkuRoku
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,570 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - [Riku, Roxas] Sora
Taint Me a Fusion reviews
He's a popular host, admired by men and loved by women, and he's living a stable and rich life. Stable loses its meaning when he picks up a rebel on the road, a rebel whose mouth is just as foul as his temper. Gamma/Gokudera
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,343 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 2/9/2010 - [Gamma, H. Gokudera]
Your Guardian Angel reviews
Sometimes you just don't realize your very own guardian angel. Imagine chasing after a soul for the past eighteen centuries, but Hibari Kyoya is unrelenting. And Kozato Enma is oblivious of him. 1800
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,133 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/18/2010 - [K. Hibari, Enma K.] - Complete
Seven Days to Love reviews
Kuran Kaname is the perfect boyfriend: handsome beyond words, powerful, and a gentleman. However, he has the odd tendency to date a person and end the relationship in seven days. And Shiki Senri is the first to ask him out on Monday - out of curiosity.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,541 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - [Kaname K., Senri S.]
Valentine Crisis reviews
"VOOOOOOI, I don't want this guy!" Exactly what happens when the Vongola, Varia, and Dino are gathered for a Valentine love game. And it was all right until..."Wait, what do you MEAN I have to confess to him!" Love is in the air. Collab w/ Seme
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 27,522 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Xanxus, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
One in a Million reviews
When Bel gets summoned to Xanxus's chamber, he's expected to be sent on a mission. Instead, he winds up searching for a "blonde, eyes covered, mass murderer" girl to present to his boss. And it's his birthday, too. Somehow Fran just tags along. Xanxus/Bel
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,764 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/22/2009 - [Xanxus, Belphegor] - Complete