Hey there! My name's Smitty, and my friend here is Grey. We started out as pen-pals because I admired her writing skills, but then- well, you know how sneaky friendship works. ^_^ Now, thanks to Big Sis Grey, we have come up with the idea to share our stories on this account, using teamwork and imagination. Whatever we post is all just malarkey that comes out of our as- ask? OH! You want to ask a question! To the both of us- how will we get the e-mail? Just send an e-mail to this account and we'll get it, no worries. (We know how to share. ^_^) "And what about 'Zadventures of Bodyguards'?" What about it? Oh- yeah, I wrote that years ago. This is my (VERY) old account, and I didn't really want to delete that story because it was a plan that my friends and I had... And we haven't quite finished it yet... *cough-cough* ~.~ So just ignore that and lets move on to our latest model, shall we? Any other made up questions?

Okay... Filler... Grey, help me out here?

~Smitty

Oh hey! What's up? As Smitty said earlier, I am Grey (no, not the depressing kind of grey), and yes, we started out just by her giving feedback on a story I wrote. And then the conversation advanced- and BOOM! ONLINE PEN-PALS, BABY! Though she said Big Sis, I am actually the younger, so I look up to Smitty like another big sister. ^^ Only not as evil as my real one.

On this account, we're gonna be posting any stuff that we write together and everything in between! Like how there's the can of soda between the two giant boxes and you're having a hard time getting to it, like that one very wide book in between two ordinary books on a bookshelf, thoroughly ticking you off because it's out of place, like a bullet between your eyes- Okay, maybe not a bullet.

We bid you a very good day, and hope for reviews from you people! Reviews are like unicorns- AND WE LIKE UNICORNS.

//Grey

With love, sparkles, cupcakes, and sledgehammers,

Smitty-Mouse (foxen92mouse) and GreyFitti (GreyFitti)

OH MY GOSH WHAT'S THIS:

A link to the accounts we use right now, you ask? Why, right down here!

Smitty-Mouse

GreyFitti

P.S.

If you want to read any of Smitty-Mouse's stories, I'm afraid that I must disappoint you. For some reason- technology hates me, and no matter what I do, I can't post anything on FanFiction. I know, it bothers me too. Thankfully, I met this lovely young lady, and she does all the posting perfectly. ^_^

I know you'll enjoy our stories. Grey is a fantastic writer- and we just come up with the craziest, most random stuff! XD

God bless, and have a very merry un-birthday!

~Smitty-Mouse