Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided
not to fly south for the winter.

However, soon the weather turned so cold that he reluctantly
started to fly south. In a short time, ice began to form on his wings
and
he fell to earth in a barnyard, almost frozen.

A cow passed by and crapped on the little sparrow. The sparrow
thought it was the end. But, the manure warmed him and defrosted his
wings. Warm and happy, able to breathe, he started to sing.
Just then a large cat came by and, hearing the chirping,
investigated the sounds. The cat cleared away the manure,
found the chirping bird and promptly ate him.

The moral of the story:

1. Everyone who craps on you is not necessarily your enemy.

2. Everyone who gets you out of the crap is not necessarily
your friend.

3. And, if you're warm and happy in a pile of crap, keep your
mouth shut.

Hee Hee!

Bio
Name-Shadow
Real Name- ??????????????????????????????? I won't tell you!
Age- 0-10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years old
Gender- Female what else?
Hair Color- Black
Eye Color-Black
Hometown- NYC New York City!!!!!!
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Place-NYC Where else?
Food- Pizza!!!!
Song- Everywhere by Michelle Branch
Band- Linkin Park
Hobbies- going online, watching TV, hanging out with my friends
Bye Bye!!!